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[personal profile] shittylittle
[Guess which little shit managed to pout and flutter his lashes into not only getting introduction privileges, but also a fancy couch in the Mizukume just for him to film on?

This little shit. Shitty little vampire, even.

He's not even a ranked member, just some guy who's currently splayed very, very artistically on the plushest velvet couch Yizhi could manage to find (shout out to the #2 Tamamo Twink you a real G) and beaming at the camera. Sorry if you didn't want to see Aster's longass legs or pink hair today.

He's here. He's posting. It's happening.
]

Hiiiii newbies~ Big Bro Aster is here to help you settle in ☆ I thought I'd help out my seniors, since they're all super hard workers, you know?

A~ny~way~

Welcome to the Tamamo Clan! Our leader's the most beautiful, kind, and intelligent woman in this place, you know? The Esteemed Tenkohime's taking on a lot of responsibility by letting us join the clan, so first thing's first: don't fuck up the image of the clan by goofing off or acting like an idiot. Remember, we're all here to work for our contracts! And while we're here, we're representing her, and everyone else! So don't go doing anything stupid while you're out there being one of the faces of us all; too many people have worked hard to make this place somewhere you can be your truest self for one little snot-nosed upstart to fuck it up.

Other than thaaaaat... [He squints at something just offscreen, humming and jiggling one leg impatiently, before winking at the camera once more.] Right! At inter-group functions, we have little clan badges to wear, which denote where we're from! Come get yours from one of your lovely seniors at the Mizukume as soon as you can, or you'll get spanked for being tardy! Huhu, not really~ But you might get in trouble, 'kay?

As for who your seniors are... Well, they can introduce themselves! Do your research; it'll pay off~ And one day soon, I'll be one of them, so don't forget who I am ♡

In shoooort: be your best self, be kind, work hard, and fuck harder!



[OOC: this is a clan mingle, so threadjack and tag in and just have fun!!]
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[personal profile] enterthe
⬦ ⬦ ⬦


UPDATE EMBER 3.1 (OVERFLOW)


The EMBER Application icon flashes alive on the homescreen of all the Lost Soul devices across Jigoku-cho. Not a surprise if your character has been using it already, but perhaps unsettling to newbies or those who deleted it previously. It pops open on its own, welcoming the user and telling them that all Lost Souls has updated to the newest version!

Oh well, why think too hard about it? A lengthy and extremely technically worded Terms of Service appears, even if it's been gone through before, it has some updates. Again, why scroll up to read all that? There's a large ACCEPT button front and center! (There doesn't seem to be a Decline button. Closing out of the App is the only way to not agree... Might want to just delete the App to be safe.)

Accepting moves users forward to App Permissions! A Helpful Window says "Accept All and your profile will be quickly updated or auto-generated for you! Great for speeding set up along! (Recommended)". If that doesn't sway, then each Permission question can be prompted individually. The subsequent windows ask for a variety of totally standard and absolutely above board access prompts. Location Data, Photo/Video Access, etc etc etc- Yes or No! REMINDER: The app will function better if all access is granted!

It doesn't seem to matter what is pressed- all, some, or nothing- the App moves forward for users regardless.
Have fun connecting with your fellow Lost Souls!
⬦ ⬦ ⬦
WELCOME to EMBER
A Social Network for Lost Souls!

⬦ ⬦ ⬦

EXAMPLE PROFILE

YDRIS (Immortal)
SUTOKU ALLIANCE
☆☆☆☆☆ Creator
       
FUCK | FIGHT

STAR RANK
EMBER profiles all have ☆'s denoting... something. The only clarity is that they come with a Title besides them. These are not, as it might first seem, faction star rankings. They're just ranks on some unknown scale. The example profile has the highest rank to be found, 5 stars and the title of Creator.

Everybody else gets between 1 and 4 stars with what seems like an algorithmically generated title. These could be anything from ☆ Stink Man up to more illustrious ☆☆☆☆ Faction Hero. If characters are not happy with their Rank and Titles, they can pay using their profile generated Dragon Coins to reroll. They might get a worse result, so watch out, spending on gatcha can get out of hand...

(OOC Note: Rank and Title cannot be edited or changed ICly by a character, but are fully an OOC choice of rank and title! Make up whatever funny, edgy, cool, silly thing you like and saddle your character with it as their profile title.)

Higher star ranks seem to be weighted in favor of getting Green Checkmarks via the algorithm. Hmm.

SWIPE 1

Swipe Left or Right, accepting the green or red... proposals? Is that what they are? The App immediately starts a Live Chat between the two parties, complete with recommendations for either highly rated Love Hotels or nearby Fighting Gyms with arenas to use. These come with a variety of discount coupons for use, seems both of these places like to charge by the hour...

ALGORITHM
Stalling on the profile for more than a few seconds results in a loading graphic of a little dancing fire. **Calculating!** it says;

Ding! The In App Algorithm has decided for you! How convenient. The person whose profile was being looked at automatically gets sent a FUCK ✓ or FIGHT ✕, complete with that same live chat initiation mentioned above.

Rarely, there's a third option, essentially an algorithm fail state called CHILL, which still initiates the live chat. That means the system didn't find either of the other two options appropriate. Bummer. It generates completely random suggestions on where to meet, usually a cafe or eatery that is doing an EMBER promotion.

1 [ DISCLAIMER: At the insistence of one Kim Kitsuragi, there is a link to an additional Terms and Conditions document for which the tl;dr is to "All Ember users engaging in matters of passion and/or violence are encouraged to practice such activities in a manner which remains safe, sane, and consensual.
Any injuries resulting from following through on an EMBER suggestion are not the responsibility of the application.
]

NEW FEATURES - SEPTEMBER

New EMBER, new features! The previous update centered largely around the addition of"EMBER Premium", an area of the app meant for use by Heavenly Celestials (and their wallets).

Lost Soul profiles can receive and cash out a digital currency called Dragon Coins. While Lost Souls cannot interact with the Celestials via the app, the Celestials have some functionality, namely they can donate Dragon Coins to their favorite Lost Souls. Dragon Coins can be turned into actual hell currency through the app- nothing much more than pocket money, but it's a little extra pay! Why not side hustle from your phone?

The big change this update is that Only Celestials seems to have been urolled into the upgraded "EMBER, Go!" a fully functional Augmented Reality Collection Game! Dragon Coins appear as an in-app currency and can be used and collected a variety of new ways, all gamified and presented with cute pixel graphics. Seems that the investment money Ydris hustled up at the Tanabata event went into this and the production value is on point.

EMBER Go!

-GATCHA BANNERS: The Celestials are very visual and they love little more than photos and pretty outfits. Seems they're willing to really whale for their favorites, whoever they may be among the Lost Souls. Those who upload photos of themselves in the current outfit "theme" get a large bonus for contributing to the current GATCHA BANNER running on the Celestials side of things.

September's Theme is "END OF SUMMER" and encourages either fun Beach Wear looks or cozy Autumn outfits. If your character puts in a lot of effort, they might even be the featured SSR for the banner, guaranteeing them a higher bonus pay out! (OOC Note: Character gatcha rate/success is completely at Player discretion!)

-QUESTS: Walking around Jigokucho, the App will buzz and alert of Quests! There are certain activities that when interacted with and posted to EMBER, result in Dragon Coin pay outs. Try out that new boba joint, you get 20% off and a Dragon Coin kick back- just remember to take a photo of your pretty drink.

These are very likely to be active at Character Owned or Managed Locations, so be sure to stop in a support your fellow Lost Souls!

-COLLECT 'EM ALL: The most game part of this phone game, all Lost Soul profiles have a cutesy sprite versions of themselves! They're even animated, how precious... Don't you want to collect the whole roster? These are scattered about the map, spawning characters largely in the areas their faction holds territory. Hopefully nobody walks into danger looking for that shiny variety of their significant other...

You can grab all your friends and enemies, rename them as you please, and play with them as little Tamagotchi-like critters. Level up your favs and play minigames, it's a fun distraction on your device, nothing too deep.

Sure, forgetting to feed them is grim, but why not enjoy loading up an enemy to languish in digital space uncared for. It's cathartic! Maybe be careful, other Lost Souls can absolutely look at your collection and see how you treat them in digital space!

-PRIVATE PROFILE: Don't want any of this? Profiles can be set to Private! This doesn't actually block off from other Lost Souls, but it's an easy way to opt-out of EMBER, Go! and the Celestials. The cost is "all Dragon Coins" currently on account. If you're not playing, they why bother with those?

(Due to some obtuse design choices, it might be difficult to find this option... Your character would be forgiven for not even realizing it's there!)



PROFILE HTML
(Use squared Image for best profile template fit!)

FUCK ✓ / FIGHT ✕ / CHILL O HTML
O

-EMBER is a separate app on a character's phone which functions using the main network.
-This is fully canon to the game! Threads on this post or using the prompts above for Log Posts of your own both count as a SUBSTORY thread. Per mods, these can be used for (1) Point rewards, per qualifying thread!
-Post a profile below, engage with other Lost Souls or Ember Go! prompts, and/or tag around to other characters using the SWIPE, ALGORITHM, or just start a chat!
-Ydris' programing is actually on point by this update! They've grown.
-FOR CHARACTERS NEW TO THE GAME please post a link to your TL in the New Users header below! This is so new people aren't so easily lost in the shuffle. Keep in mind this post is active from September to end of October. If there is an Overflow, it will be linked here! The next full EMBER update goes up in November.
-Feel free to repost the Profile HTML provided for IC inboxes if you like, but please do not take these out of this post and make individual EMBER profiles on the Network, as that would clutter up the main network very fast.
-Check out Ydris' OPT-IN if you want them to have access to your character's information through this app. This is NOT required to play around with this. The ToS basically just applies normal network rules to this post, messages are public unless explicitly marked [private] in the header. (Ydris will not have access to Private Messages unless the player Opts-In!)
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[personal profile] moondregs
Isn't it obvious by now the ridiculous leaderboard is random? There's no rhyme or reason to it. It's total nonsense. I can't believe just because my name is at the top of some randomly generated list I have to deal with this. Are so many people so easily influenced?

Stop messaging me. Stop sending me photos. Especially stop sending me things that are going to get me in trouble at work.

I'm not interested! I'm not 'hot'! You've been lied to. You can find my picture easily on my EMBER profile.

Leave me alone!



[ Someone isn't enjoying being #1. ]
shittylittle: (everyone else can pay me tho)
[personal profile] shittylittle
[Sorry to ruin the new month for everyone, but Aster's Starving and he needs More Hot Contacts so that he doesn't blow precious coin on enough Poppo fare to keep this form going. It is now everyone else's problem, and he emphasises that by showing up clearly sprawled on his basic-ass starter bed, legs kicking behind him and chin propped up on his forearm. Very appealing angle. Yeah.]

Helloooooooo everyone~ Listen, listen...I wouldn't impose on everyone like this if I could help it, but I can't, so... I was just wondering! [He scoots forward just a touch, mouth curving into an open smile that blatantly showcases both sharp fangs.

It's hard to miss them, with how at least one tends to jut out over his bottom lip whenever he smiles, but this is the least subtle display of fangery he's ever indulged in thus far.
]

Does anyone feel like they could part with some of their blood? ...On a regular basis, even? I'll help you stay hydrated and all, and I won't take all of it ♡ I just need a few sources to cycle through so that I'm not bothering any one person... If you're capable of magic, that'd be even better! Then I won't need to feed as much! And um....

You'll enjoy it! Promise ☆ Maybe not as much as you would if I was at full power...But I haven't fully tested that out yet, anyway! So you'd also be helping me on that front~ I'd be in your debt, all the same...huhuhu~
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[personal profile] enterthe


UPDATE 7.17.2022
EMBER 2.1 (OVERFLOW)

⬦ ⬦ ⬦
The EMBER Application icon flashes alive on the homescreen of all the Lost Soul devices across Jigoku-cho. Not a surprise if your character has been using it since launch, but perhaps unsettling to newbies or those who deleted it previously. It pops open on it's own, welcoming the user and telling them that all Lost Souls need to update to the newest version!

It doesn't specify by whose order, or if it actually is mandatory, but why think too hard about it? A lengthy and extremely technically worded Terms of Service appears, even if it's been gone through before, it has some updates. Again, why scroll up to read all that? There's a large ACCEPT button front and center! (There doesn't seem to be a Decline button. Closing out of the App is the only way to not agree... Might want to just delete the App to be safe.)

Accepting moves users forward to App Permissions! A Helpful Window says "Accept All and your profile will be quickly updated or auto-generated for you! Great for speeding set up along! (Recommended)". If that doesn't sway, then each Permission question can be prompted individually. The subsequent windows ask for a variety of totally standard and absolutely above board access prompts. Location Data, Photo/Video Access, etc etc etc- Yes or No! REMINDER: The app will function better if all access is granted!

It doesn't seem to matter what is pressed- all, some, or nothing- the App moves forward for users regardless.
Have fun connecting with your fellow Lost Souls!
⬦ ⬦ ⬦
WELCOME to EMBER 2.0
A Social Network for Lost Souls!

⬦ ⬦ ⬦

EXAMPLE PROFILE

YDRIS (Immortal)
SUTOKU ALLIANCE
☆☆☆☆☆ Creator
       
FUCK | FIGHT

STAR RANK
For "who even knows why" reasons, users on Ember now have ☆'s denoting... something. The only clarity is that they come with a Title besides them. These are not, as it might first seem, faction star rankings. They're just something new! The example profile has the highest rank to be found, 5 stars and the title of Creator.

Everybody else gets between 1 and 4 stars with what seems like an algorithmically generated title. These could be anything from ☆ Stink Man up to more illustrious ☆☆☆☆ Faction Hero.

(These cannot be edited or changed ICly by a character and are fully an OOC choice of rank and title! Characters who know Ydris will find themselves with more curated titles, though not necessarily nicer ones.)

Higher star ranks seem to be weighted in favor of getting Green Checkmarks via the algorithm. Hmm.

SWIPE 1

Swipe Left or Right, accepting the green or red... proposals? Is that what they are? The App immediately starts a Live Chat between the two parties, complete with recommendations for either highly rated Love Hotels or... discreet alleyways with nearby emergency clinics. (These might get presented to the wrong matches from time to time, coding is hard).

ALGORITHM
Stalling on the profile for more than a few seconds results in a loading graphic of a little dancing fire. **Calculating!** it says;

Ding! The In App Algorithm has decided for you! How convenient. The person whose profile was being looked at automatically gets sent a FUCK ✓ or FIGHT ✕, complete with that same live chat initiation mentioned above.

Rarely, there's a third option, essentially an algorithm fail state called CHILL, which still initiates the live chat. That means the system didn't find either of the other two options appropriate. Bummer. It generates completely random suggestions on where to meet, doesn't the DMV sounds like a great place to hang?

1 [ DISCLAIMER: At the insistence of one Kim Kitsuragi, there is a link to an additional Terms and Conditions document for which the tl;dr is to "All Ember users engaging in matters of passion and/or violence are encouraged to practice such activities in a manner which remains safe, sane, and consensual.
Any injuries resulting from following through on an EMBER suggestion are not the responsibility of the application.
]

NEW FEATURES - JULY

So, what is in the Update to EMBER? Plenty! And much of it unseen to Lost Souls. Ydris has spent most of their time creating a splinter branch of the app denoted as "EMBER Premium" and it is for Celestials only. It is a pay to access service with a delightful little thing called microtransactions. Seems those Dragon Coins from answering Profile Questions do have some purpose! While Lost Souls cannot interact with the Celestials via the app, the Celestials have some functionality, namely they can donate Dragon Coins to their favorite Lost Souls.

Dragon Coins can be cashed out through the app for a small cash bonus- some extra spending money, nothing too crazy. By what rate compared to what they're being purchases at is unclear... Oh well. It's a little extra pay! Why not side hustle from your phone? There's even a leader board!

How does one become one of the favored souls, anyways-?

ONLYFANS CELESTIALS

-MORE PHOTOS: Simple enough, the Celestials are very visual! They're more likely to donate if a Lost Soul has appealing photos on their profile.

-PLAYLISTS: Some curious Celestials like to see what music tastes are had among the Lost Souls. List a few songs you character is fond of or just selected at random to fill the missing profile element for a Dragon Coin bonus.

-QUEST NOTIFICATION: Some Celestials like to be a little more involved, so they spend to create a Quest. These can be sent to individual Souls or picked up from a virtual Bulletin Board. They are experiences or tasks to do around town and document! The app provides a location map should it require going to a certain place. These are largely benign requests such as "Take a photo drinking the new boba tea at this shop!" or "Share a story about your homeworld" or "Post video performing your favorite karaoke number!" Sometimes, they are requests to do good deeds or participate in local volunteer efforts.

Very occasionally, they are more saucy requests for lewd photos. Those requests cannot be sent to individuals! The Celestials get what they get when asking for those on the bulletin board!

Whether it's a rare moment of Ydris' coding filtering correctly or just the Celestials having collectively better judgement than those in Hell; no illegal, harassing, nor dangerous requests can be posted.

-LEADER BOARD: OOC OPT IN/OUT here to have your character added to/kept off of the HEAVENLY HOTNESS LEADERBOARD. This will be a purely RNG'd list of characters the Celestial's favor most. It will be updated every 1-2 weeks for the next (2) months, as I have time! Watch the rise and fall as a variety of results play out.

The Current Leader Board is linked here!

-PRIVATE PROFILE: Don't want the attention of these strange beings? Profiles can be set to Private! This doesn't actually block off from other Lost Souls, but it's an easy way to opt-out of any of this funny business. The cost is "all Dragon Coins" currently on account. If you're not playing, they why bother with those?

(Due to some obtuse design choices, it might be difficult to find this option... Your character would be forgiven for not even realizing it's there!)



PROFILE HTML
(Use squared Image for best profile template fit!)

FUCK ✓ / FIGHT ✕ / CHILL O HTML
O

-EMBER is a separate app on a character's phone which functions using the main network.
-This is fully canon to the game! Threads on this post or using the prompts above for Log Posts of your own both count as a SUBSTORY thread. Per mods, these can be used for rewards!
-Post a profile below, engage with other Lost Souls or Only Celestials prompts, and/or tag around to other characters using the SWIPE, ALGORITHM, or just start a chat! Blame as much as you like on Ydris' at times shoddy programing! Have fun!
-FOR CHARACTERS NEW TO THE GAME please post a link to your TL in the New Users header below! This is so new people aren't so easily lost in the shuffle. Keep in mind this post is active from July to end of August, the next EMBER goes up in September!
-Feel free to repost the Profile HTML provided for IC inboxes if you like, but please do not take these out of this post and make individual EMBER profiles on the Network, as that would clutter up the main network very fast.
-Check out Ydris' OPT-IN if you want them to have access to your character's information through this app. This is NOT required to play around with this. The ToS basically just applies normal network rules to this post, messages are public unless explicitly marked [private] in the header. (Ydris will not have access to Private Messages unless the player Opts-In!)
ryototsukai: art by applekun (oh no! what a situation boring life)
[personal profile] ryototsukai
[ Yep, it's another one of these. From within one of the courtyard's of Mizukume (protected from the blood rain by the seals on the building) we have Musashi, looking a little rundown and just a bit beat up, setting up the video and taking in a deep breath before speaking. ]

Okay.

All my foxes out there, this is Musashi speaking. And I promise... I promise... I'm actually here. And I'm not going away.

And we've done some headcounts here at Mizukume and... I know some of you need to check in and make that same promise. If not for my sake, then for others out there looking for you.

[ She realizes that feels a little heavy, but it was her responsibility as a Lieutenant to do so. Still, she does eventually manage a smile. ]

We're gonna make it through this together, okay? Just... want to hear from everyone. Even if it's just a "hi, I'm okay".


[[ooc: like with the others, this is also an IC network mingle! musashi will not be threading with everyone that tags in, y'all can discuss among yourselves, too!]]
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[personal profile] enterthe

The upcoming Σ(*ノ´>ω<。`)ノ BEACH PARTY!! ヽ(´ω`○)ノ.+゚*。:゚+ is a manner of social gathering I am not familiar with.

My attempts to research have led to such a wide range of activities and manners of dress1 that I'm unsure what to expect or how to prepare.


So,

What are my fellow Lost Souls wearing to this affair-?
Can one arrive over-dressed to such an occasion-?2

Insight would be greatly appreciated.

1Researching "beach fashion" largely results om what I can charitably describe as wet lingerie.3
2It seems coming under dressed is nearly impossible.
3Not that I'm complaining.
heretic_blade: (now the race is on the run)
[personal profile] heretic_blade
[ The post opens up with two embedded images of two equally horrifying shirts. ]

which one should i get? and dont say both, i can only afford one right now.
no_kyouken: yakuza (pic#15608982)
[personal profile] no_kyouken
[ A real live yakuza. Ask me anything! ]

Listen, a lot of ya have no clue how to be in th'life.

So before ya go do somethin' stupid an' get hurt: ya can ask me. Probably won't laugh at ya.


[ ...no promises though... ]
enterthe: (13)
[personal profile] enterthe
⬦ ⬦ ⬦
A new Application icon has appeared on the home screen of your character's device! It pops open on it's own, welcoming the user and telling them that all Lost Souls need to join!

It doesn't specify by whose order, or if it actually is mandatory, but why think too hard about it? A lengthy and extremely technically worded Terms of Service appears, but why scroll up to read all that? There's a large ACCEPT button front and center! (There doesn't seem to be a Decline button. Closing out of the App is the only way to not agree... Might want to just delete the App to be safe)

Accepting moves users forward to App Permissions! A Helpful Window says "Accept All and your profile will be auto-generated for you! Great for speeding set up along! (Recommended)". If that doesn't sway, then each Permission question can be prompted individually. The subsequent windows ask for a variety of totally standard and absolutely above board access prompts. Location Data, Photo/Video Access, etc etc etc- Yes or No! REMINDER: The app will function better if all access is granted!

It doesn't seem to matter what is pressed- all, some, or nothing- the App moves forward for users regardless.
Have fun connecting with your fellow Lost Souls!
⬦ ⬦ ⬦
WELCOME to EMBER
A Social Network for Lost Souls!

⬦ ⬦ ⬦

EXAMPLE PROFILE

YDRIS (Immortal)
SUTOKU ALLIANCE
       
FUCK | FIGHT

SWIPE

Swipe Left or Right, accepting the green or red... proposals? Is that what they are? The App immediately starts a Live Chat between the two parties, complete with recommendations for either highly rated Love Hotels or... discreet alleyways with nearby emergency clinics. (These might get presented to the wrong matches from time to time, coding is hard).

ALGORITHM
Stalling on the profile for more than a few seconds results in a loading graphic of a little dancing fire. **Calculating!** it says;

Ding! The In App Algorithm has decided for you! How convenient. The person whose profile was being looked at automatically gets sent a FUCK ✓ or FIGHT ✕, complete with that same live chat initiation mentioned above.

Rarely, there's a third option, essentially an algorithm fail state called CHILL, which still initiates the live chat. That means the system didn't find either of the other two options appropriate. Bummer. It generates completely random suggestions on where to meet, doesn't the DMV sounds like a great place to hang?

PROFILE QUESTIONS - MAY

While exploring the App, it will randomly prompt for answers to Profile Questions! Users can choose to chat about these instead of using the Swipe or Algorithm features. Answering questions gains little tokens. Wondering what those can be used for? Good question, because it's not an implemented feature just yet. Who doesn't like to see numbers go up, though? Collect them dragon-coins, maybe they'll be worth something one day.

WOULD YOU RATHER-?

-Be sober your entire life OR be drunk at every important meeting?

-Relive your most embarrassing memories every night OR do something embarrassing everyday, then immediately forget it forever?

-Leave your assigned faction or take over your current faction as leader?



PROFILE HTML
(Use squared Image for best profile template fit!)

QUESTIONS HTML

FUCK ✓ / FIGHT ✕ / CHILL O HTML
O

-EMBER is a separate app on a character's phone which functions using the main network.
-This is fully canon to the game! Threads on this post or using the prompts above for Log Posts of your own both count as a SUBSTORY thread. Per mods, these can be used for rewards!
-Post a profile below, include IC answers to the Profile Questions, and/or tag around to other characters using the SWIPE and ALGORITHM prompts! Blame as much as you like on Ydris' at times shoddy programing! Have fun!
-Feel free to repost the Profile HTML provided for IC inboxes if you like, but please do not take these out of this post and make individual EMBER profiles on the Network, as that would clutter up the main network very fast.
-Check out Ydris' OPT-IN if you want them to have access to your character's information through this app. This is NOT required to play around with this. The ToS basically just applies normal network rules to this post, messages are public unless explicitly marked [private] in the header. (Ydris will not have access to Private Messages unless the player Opts-In!)
jigokumods: (tenkohime)
[personal profile] jigokumods
[ Tenkohime doesn't really have a western style office, but rather begins her video in an opulent audience chamber, deep in Mizukume. Her phone is being held by one of her hand-maidens, one of the others preparing her pipe. It is eventually placed at her lips and lit with a single match... a few puffs later, and the woman finally speaks, her tails swishing lazily behind her. ]

Good day to all of you... [ Her voice drips with a dreamy softness, though lower in pitch. There is no mistaking her status from her words; she is the leader here.

She lets out a trial of smoke. ]


Like that oafish brute Toraguma, I'm making a few announcements with regards to the Night Parade, specifically what my clan is offering...

[ Another puff, another exhale. Her ears twitch. ]

Aside from some of the best festival food you will ever try, one our bathhouses along the parade route has offered itself up as a den for a gathering of wonderful... union~

[ What does that mean? ]

I know so many of you are worked up and could use a little relief... why not indulge? There are few kinks that a good orgy can't work out. [ She chuckles, brightly, tapping at the end of her pipe. ]

Of course, participating is voluntary... but if my workers desire, they can fill out a card for each satisfied participant they engage with, and I'll happily grant them a luxurious bonus for their efforts.

[ She looks pointedly at the camera, eyes narrowing. ] This, Toraguma, is how we show our pride... A follower of Tamamo will never show shame in being a bitch.

[ Her expression shifts back to something more pleasant. ]

And remember, darlings, have fun and be safe!
jigokumods: (toraguma)
[personal profile] jigokumods
[ The scene is familiar to most of the Shuten Clan at this point. It's Toraguma's office at the Arena, the wall behind his desk covered in ornate and fancy looking weapons, as well as a giant sake gourd kept in a glass case right behind his chair. It was the symbol of the clan's namesake, the legendary magic gourd of his former master.

Toraguma himself looks... sweaty. Like he's just come from a workout. Or was just eating himself into a sweat, again, as he likes to do. ]


Listen up, you dogs!

[ Oh, and he's yelling, that's familiar, too. ]

The Night Parade is gonna be happening at the beginning of next month!

As you've seen from all the work you've been doing so far, it's a pretty big fuckin' deal! And I want MY guys to show our pride out there when the celebrations start!

We're gonna have a sumo ring set up, and I want all of you guys to muscle up and show this city your mettle! Prizes to those who win, obviously, but if any one with Shuten Clan credentials loses a match, I'm gonna dock your fuckin' pay!

[ Yeah, that sounds about right. ]

And remember to have fun, damnit!
starshepard: (1)
[personal profile] starshepard
I am in need of weapons. I haven't had much of a chance to get a lay of the land so I'm not sure where to look. Short blades have been easy enough to find, but I also require a cane.

[ She pauses and hums thoughtfully. ] Though I suppose that might be a bit of a pain to carry around. I suppose a wand could do. I also require an axe. Two-handed. Large. [ A sigh. ] That's going to be a pain to carry around too...

How do you beings without Creation Magicks do it? Living your lives having to own so many things? [ She's getting a little sidetracked. ] Back home I'd simply create what I needed to unmake it when I was done. Simple and efficient.

And there's the need for clothing. Everything is so colorful and foreign to me! I've never seen anything like what the people wear here. Back home we wear black robes, leather sandals, and masks. Everyone simply goes about looking the same.

[ There's a pause. ] Ah! I rambled a little there, apologies. Weapons. That's mainly what I'm after.
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Good morning, everyone. I hope you're well.

[read: he hopes that you're not too hungover and that none of you died out there last night.]

Despite the different clans to which we've been assigned, we all find ourselves in strange territory in Jigoku-cho. It may look close to what several of us recognize as Japan, but as you might've already discovered, familiarity does not guarantee similarity. The other day, I met a man who could have easily been from my world, perhaps even my continent or country-- only to discover he hailed from a completely different planet.

So, I'd like to begin gathering information.
[He's no Sutoku, but this is important to all of them, and-- as he's been taught-- there are no shortcuts when it comes to investigation.] The more that we know about our fellow lost souls, the more we will have to work from as we learn more about this place and why we're here. We can start with something simple. If you would like, please share where, and when, you are from.

I'll start. I am from Tokyo's 25th Ward, in Japan, on Earth, in the year 2005.


(ooc: feel free to threadjack around! ✌️)

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