(locked to tamamo clan) video | un: maybell

[shittylittle]

[Guess which little shit managed to pout and flutter his lashes into not only getting introduction privileges, but also a fancy couch in the Mizukume just for him to film on?

This little shit. Shitty little vampire, even.

He's not even a ranked member, just some guy who's currently splayed very, very artistically on the plushest velvet couch Yizhi could manage to find (shout out to the #2 Tamamo Twink you a real G) and beaming at the camera. Sorry if you didn't want to see Aster's longass legs or pink hair today.

He's here. He's posting. It's happening.]

Hiiiii newbies~ Big Bro Aster is here to help you settle in ☆ I thought I'd help out my seniors, since they're all super hard workers, you know?

A~ny~way~

Welcome to the Tamamo Clan! Our leader's the most beautiful, kind, and intelligent woman in this place, you know? The Esteemed Tenkohime's taking on a lot of responsibility by letting us join the clan, so first thing's first: don't fuck up the image of the clan by goofing off or acting like an idiot. Remember, we're all here to work for our contracts! And while we're here, we're representing her, and everyone else! So don't go doing anything stupid while you're out there being one of the faces of us all; too many people have worked hard to make this place somewhere you can be your truest self for one little snot-nosed upstart to fuck it up.

Other than thaaaaat... [He squints at something just offscreen, humming and jiggling one leg impatiently, before winking at the camera once more.] Right! At inter-group functions, we have little clan badges to wear, which denote where we're from! Come get yours from one of your lovely seniors at the Mizukume as soon as you can, or you'll get spanked for being tardy! Huhu, not really~ But you might get in trouble, 'kay?

As for who your seniors are... Well, they can introduce themselves! Do your research; it'll pay off~ And one day soon, I'll be one of them, so don't forget who I am ♡

In shoooort: be your best self, be kind, work hard, and fuck harder!



[OOC: this is a clan mingle, so threadjack and tag in and just have fun!!]

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text; didnot

[bratherine]

( what on earth... did Musashi get distracted by someone pretty, again?

Sigh. )

the ranked members are
⭐️: billy, chongyun, herlock, yizhi, nero, huaisang, guangyao, monts, me
⭐️⭐️: azem, shylock, tenshi, aerith
⭐️⭐️⭐️: musashi, robin

tamamo owned businesses include hemlock bar, dandelion flower shop and city of rain restaurant.

don't be stupid. the clan's about freedom but you don't have to make a tit of yourself. it reflects on the faction if you are.

text; un: bbj

[hundredpower]

A flower shop? May I ask where I can find it?

video; un: Nameless

[hiryugaeshi]

[ This all seems a bit... frivolous. Not that frivolity is always bad, but the not so subtle threats embedded in the message alongside the frivolity have raised every single one of Kojirou's alarms. So he's going to do what he does best, be an obstructive shithead: ]

What if my true self is a goof and a fool?

[ It's not, but what if? ]

video; un: tengennohana

[ryototsukai]

Don't give my cute kouhai any trouble, now, tanuki man!

video; un: midnightmocha

[nerine]

[The footage of Monts is being streamed at the currently calm hostess club. She gets to come in early and have free reign before the real work begins so she'll use this as an opportunity to properly network with her fellow members. She's dressed casually though it still looks like she's ready for a night out.

Waving at the camera, she cheerfully makes her introduction.]

Thank you for that warm welcome Aster. You've got the newbies quivering in their boots I'm sure.

Anyways, I'm one of the ranked officers as noted in the text from the user 'didnot.' The name's Monts cause that's what everyone calls me. Nice to meet you! I'm currently working at one of the many cabaret clubs in the red light district.

Now I know what you're thinking: No, we're not going to make you start off by selling sex toys. Yet.

Kidding, kidding. We're kind of a shameless bunch but that's just the spirit of things here! Additionally, there's no shame in holding back either. If you're not used to nightlife activities, there are jobs in restaurants, cafes, fashion, and other things in between. Someone's gotta crunch the numbers and do the administrative work no matter what clan, I'd imagine.

If you're interested in being a host or a hostess, you can ask me more about that work and I can see if I can hook you up with a gig.

Basically, talk to any of us if you want to start off slow and steady. Or if you're gonna jump the guns and someone's bones, sure, someone else can chime in regarding that too! Point is, Tenkohime won't make you do anything you're not willing to do, but you're better of contributing than not. Hope that helps!

video; un: a

[reifies]

[ Sen quietly listens to everything she says, but then. Wait. ]

We sell toys?

[ Wait. ]

Later?!

voice; un: sasurai

[hardrocklife]

... All right, then.

[There's just the smallest hint of weariness in the face of all that Aster Energy.]

If someone knows where there's work that needs doing, point me there. Most of my experience is in bodyguard work. Security. Things like that.

voice; un: hyaaaaa

[verrai]

[Oh! They recognize that voice.]

I think ya could get a pretty good job throwin’ people! It’s a real impressive show, ya know, an’ people love to see feats’a strength!

video; un: tengennohana, open to threadjacking

[ryototsukai]

Proud of you, kohai~

[ Winku. ]

Anyways, hello everyone! I'm Miyamoto Musashi, three-star Lieutenant and Lost Soul liason! If you need anything at all, I'm your gal! I've got an office her here in Mizukume.

[ And people that were around from last time will notice it's in significantly better shape. Thanks Aerith! ]

And on a personal note, I may be the ranking officer for now, but if you just want to catch a drink with me, that's always welcome! Especially if you're a cutie~!

action because i can tbh

[bratherine]

( just. this face. right at your door. )

That'll upset the ugly ones.

( Discriminating because they're not cute, Musashi? )

video. un: ayaka.

[soumetsu]

[ she'll have to get used to all the cussing ...

anyway, she'll bow to the camera as she would when meeting guests at home. this level of formality is probably unnecessary, but this is how she's been taught, so! ]

My name is Ayaka Kamisato and it's a pleasure to make everyone's acquaintance. It seems that I still have much to learn about the clan's ventures but I'll do my best to contribute to our leader's pursuits.

video; un: jueyun chili.

[cutcloud]

Have you been finding everything alright so far?

voice; un: ordine

[chevaliered]

But what if goofing off is in your blood?

[ stop. ]

Joking aside, every day I am reminded how broke I am. Probably need to do something about that, so if anyone knows somewhere that needs extra hands or something, that'd be good to know.

[ ... ah. ]

Oh right. Introductions. I'm Crow.

voice; un: a

[reifies]

I agree. Playing around is fun too!

[ But hm. ]

What kind of extra hands? Can you suddenly make more hands?

[ ... ]

video un: guesswho!

[quizpersona]

Finally! Hey, I have some really pressing questions.

[ Okay but he will also join in on being not very serious about this. Yes, Gogol is putting his hand up. ]

Is that real velvet? How about dental? When do we get coverage for that?

video un: hyaaaaa

[verrai]

Aren’t yer teeth always covered?

[There’s no insurance where they’re from yet………… They’re pretty sure dental refers to teeth, though.]

Well, unless ya ain’t got lips I guess…

video; un: bbj

[hundredpower]

[Someone is keen to make a good first impression, so Barnaby keeps his response professional, despite some of the... contents of that initial post from Aster.]

My name is Barnaby Brooks Jr. My career experience from home is with working in emergency and rescue services, [it seems a lot more straightforward than trying to explain Hero TV...] but I expect such skills are more applicable to the Enma than to our clan.

That said, if you are ever in trouble, please don't hesitate to call on me. I'll do my best to help. If you know of any local businesses who are hiring, I would be grateful for more information as well.

video; un: amia

[nocturnalpetals]

[ there's a wave to the screen from someone looking—about as pink and frilly as aster did, really. maybe more so. mizuki's in a pastel lolita dress, tamamo pin glinting on the collar. ]

Barnaby-saaan. That's the kind of skill we could use more of around here! I'm Akiyama Mizuki, nice to meet you. The fashion boutiques can always use more help...? [ hm. hmmm hmmm. tapping a painted nail to her lips, considering. ] What kind of thing would you be interested in? Besides first responder stuff.

text; un: K

[composalvation]

Ah...

[Th... That last bit... just what did she get herself into?]

I'm not sure what exactly I can help with here, but I have experience composing music.
My name is Kanade Yoisaki.

text; un: amia

[nocturnalpetals]

everyone be nice to kanade or ill come into ur apartments and spray paint ur walls and move all ur stuff around

video; un: jueyun chili

[cutcloud]

[ A young man with downy blue hair and pale eyes politely bows at the feed, then straightens his spine before relaxing a bit. At first his expression is neutral, but then melts with a small smile. ]

Hello everyone. My name is Chongyun, and I am an exorcist—if you find yourself in a difficult situation with some of the youkai, please don't hesitate to call me. I am happy to assist in any way. Even if it doesn't have to do with exorcisms... but that is my specialty.

[ he pauses, then continues, voice soft— ]

I understand this is a lot to take in. If you have any worries, you can come to me as well. I can try to answer any questions you may have.

voice; un: sasurai

[hardrocklife]

I thought the purpose of exorcisms was to send spirits to the afterlife. Seeing as we're already there, does that... do anything?

video | shinonome

[nmc0204]

[ . . . oh what in the hell has she gone and gotten herself involved in. It's almost enough to make her wonder if she shouldn't turn tail and see if she can't just take her chances with the kaiju. But, well. She's here now. And she's not scummy enough to try and get out of a contract she's signed – especially not if it gives them a fighting chance back home.

So, with a long suffering expression that she can't entirely mask, Ryoko checks in as well. She's got her hair scraped back into a whip-tight ponytail in an attempt to make herself look presentable but there's a few stray locks falling in her face and... well, there's no hiding the sickly pallor to her face or the stark white of her bandages. ]

I'm Ryoko Shinonome. I've just arrived, so I hope my senpai will be accommodating enough while I learn the ins and outs of things. [ She can at least Pretend to be polite, if only for the sake of making a good impression. ] I don't know what there is for me to offer the clan, but since I've been chosen, I'll be sure not to disappoint you. ... of course, saying that, I don't plan on getting involved in the...

[ Her eyes slide sideways and for a moment she has a look on her face that transparently reads How Do I Say No Fucking Without Saying No Fucking before she hastily regains her composure. ]

Any of the red light work, let's say. But I'll do any other sorts of work you might give me. I suppose the only question I might have is – where do we go for medical attention, if we need it? Surely there must be people here who need medicine or medication.

un: mistynight

[hellborne]

I have some experience in medicine, but I do believe that there is someone running a general hospital...not from our end, though.

[hellborne]

Good day, everyone.

You can call me Jack. While I do lack rank, please don't hesitate if you need assistance. At the very least, I'll be able to point you to the right person. It's easiest to contact me through text.

text; un: tengennohana

[ryototsukai]

such a lack of enthusiasm, kohai...

Video; UN: Chuuya

[darkdisgrace]

Nakahara Chuuya. But just call me Chuuya.

[He's looking at a certain someone who's already responded to this and inwardly questioning his absolute garbage luck. Why is that clown here, ugh.]

I'll do just about anything needed, so if there's anywhere hiring I'd appreciate a heads up. Would probably make a decent bouncer, security guard or something. Don't ask me for a resume unless you really want to know, 'cause I don't really have one.

[Hm. That may sounded more questionable than it did in his head.]

video; un: tengennohana

[ryototsukai]

As far as most places are concerned, that pin you'll be wearing is your resume.

I can put you in touch with clubs looking for heavies, though. That's how I started out, too.

un ; lightsout

[aphonik]

can we have someone else do this next time
i feel like my eyes just got assaulted


[ anyway. ]

if anybody wants to go jump bounty hunters im packing a bat

text; un: tengennohana

[ryototsukai]

please don't go out there with just a bat. these guys may be amateurs, but they're still packing heat.

text / un: Doctor O'Deorain

[scyringe]

[ Ugh, how pedestrian. ]

I can see what this clan truly is about now. Shame.

un: mistynight

[hellborne]

I promise that we're not all like that.

video; un: a

[reifies]

[ It's really too bad that Sen is an idiot... Sen finally learned how to access clan-specific things along with how to use voice and video. But text? That's something he'll have to learn after he knows how to read and write.

That's why his username is like that. Just ignore it. Anyway, the screen seems a little wobbly. ]

This is so hard to get used to... is this working?

[ He knocks on it several times and a pause. ]

... Whatever. Hi! My name is Sen. I'm bad at a bunch of stuff, so how do I fuck for money?

video; un: dracutie

[nightcalling]

Huh? Oh, that's easy. See, there's a pistil and a stamen, right?

[ she touches the fingers on her left hand into a circle. she points one finger on the other hand towards that circle. yes, she is willing to give a helpful diagram if necessary. ]

Video || UN: lunebleue

[anindomitablewill]

Well. That was quite the welcome, wasn't it.

[ An amused chuckle escapes him, and then Vanitas adjusted the camera a bit until it was a bit more properly settled on his face. If it wasn't clear he was unused to this tech before, this would definitely show that. He's wearing a smile and his posture is casual and comfortable without going to an extent where he would be seen as 'unprofessional.' ]

My name is Vanitas, and while I can't say I have experience in certain... matters here compared to some, I carry enough relevant medical knowledge to be considered useful and am skilled in gathering information when necessary.

[ He used one gloved hand to brush his ponytail over his shoulder without even missing a beat, eyes bright as his head canted to the side slightly. ]

That said, I do wish to make myself useful so if anyone knows some places that may be hiring, let me know.

video; un: jueyun chili.

[cutcloud]

Medical knowledge ... are you a doctor, or an apothecary?

un: dracutie

[nightcalling]

Hooooi. Looks like I got the clan with all the cute ones. What's happening, y'all?

[ the good news: after the most embarrassing ember threads of all time, nazuna's actually managed to figure out how the video function works! the bad news: now you have to hear nazuna, live and loud. at least she's wearing a coat for modesty this time... she flashes a peace sign before she continues. ]

So I've worked two whole jobs in my life, a cuddle clinic and a maid cafe. If we've got any places like that, I wouldn't mind some spending money. Graveyard shift only, pwease and thankiiiies.

[ she reaches forward- stops, and adds with a grin: ]

Oh, right. Nazuna Nanakusa. Pleasure to be workin' with you, or whatever it is I'm supposed to say?

un: lunebleue

[anindomitablewill]

[ That sure is an interesting manner of speech he's never really heard before, so it takes a second to get used to that. Being from an older time, some slang he's also not used to and so a lot of words go over his head but as usual will pretend he does.

Though it doesn't stop him from asking one very important question, quietly noting her eyes appeared to almost be as bright as his own. ]

A cuddle clinic. Would you mind explaining what on earth that's supposed to be?

[ Maybe to some it would be self explanatory, but it's more than Vanitas wanted some more elaboration on the matter since this is a thing that didn't exist where he came from. ]

text; un: hyaaaaa

[verrai]

[They are not technologically proficient, but they at least know how to read and write… Texting etiquette, however, is lost on them. Not to mention they recognize only a few punctuation marks on this keyboard… Time to get the most use out of them.]

Hello!!!!!! Nice to meet all y’all!! I’m Hyacinth!!!


I don’t have a whole lot a skills that are useful right now!!!! I’m mostly good at knowing what’s about to happen??? I’ve got really good intuition!!!

I’m not really good at fighting but I’m ready to do anything else!! Also, is there anywhere specific we need to wear the badges!!! Like on the left or right side or is it just wherever would look the best!

text; un: a

[reifies]

[ Sen still can't read, but he recognizes Hyacinth! ]

🔪 ✨️

[ Did he ever find that shiny knife... ]

video; un: sangria

[breweries]

Fufu. What an adorable introduction. Although I'm very certain that we are allowed to goof off and act like fools -- that is what being under the Tamamo Clan is all about.

[ seated in front of the camera is a certain wizard, the iconic pipe in his hands already lit. ]

And it is always a pleasure to meet the new people who were chosen to join our ranks. My name is Shylock Bennett, a wizard of the West and the main proprietor of Hemlock. You'll recognize that my fellow officer and now senior, Robin Laffite, is in charge of non-alcoholics. I'll have to congratulate him at some point...

Anyhow, I have been mulling over hiring new help as of late. I admit that I am rather attached to my shop, but I might miss out on so many developments in the city if I continue to manage everything on my own. If anyone of age is interested in a bartending job, now is the time to prove yourself.

Furthermore, I do have new recipes that need taste-testing, but the effects might be rather... startling, for most people, due to their magical properties. Anyone who is interested will be paid handsomely for their efforts, and I will also be taking name suggestions for these new cocktails. Thank you for your time.

video; un: a

[reifies]

I don't know how to be a bartender, buuuut I can taste test!

[ He just needs money. How much money? Yes. ]

I've eaten a bunch of things before like royalty food... even the most rare of them all: cheese!

[ ... ]

ᴛᴇxᴛ | ᴜɴ: 03

[dissimilar]

[ that was certainly something. when in rome, though. ]

Hello, my name is Tenkuubashi Shou. I'm grateful to be assigned to the Tamamo Clan and will work hard to represent our leader. Please take good care of me.

[ can u imagine him giving a polite lil bow... even his texts reek of it ]

That said, my area of work back home is most closely related to public security and the detection and neutralization of dangerous extraterrestrial entities. In other words, I would likely best be suited to work that allows to me to use my combat experience. Since it seems that I'm no longer required to attend school, I can work whatever hours.

[ do those two things even go together? ]

If I were to ask any other questions...

1. Would anyone be interested in a sparring partner?
2. What are the best places to eat for cheap in Tamamo territory?

text; un: tengennohana

[ryototsukai]

there's no lack of need for security in the Tamamo clan. as you can imagine, people that work in pink industries like the sort most of our businesses specialize in work a lot more smoothly when everyone involve feels safe.

i can also both take you up on the sparring AND recommend a fairly priced noodle cart!

video; un - songbird

[sweetsong]

[ he's seated in his apartment, pulling his hands into his lap once he's sure his phone is propped up and angled correctly. ]

Hi everyone! Robin Laffite here. Hope everyone is doing okay!

[ and then he waves at the camera, beaming brightly. ]

I'm a recently promoted lieutenant of our clan! I even have an office in the Palace of Sai, but... um, I probably won't be there very often. [ a shake of the head. ] I work with mister Shylock at his bar, Hemlock. I make a lot of tasty non-alcoholic drinks! Come by sometime and I'll make you one, free of charge!

[ for a moment robin spaces out as he thinks about what else he can say. hand in front of him, he quietly touches each one with the other as he internally goes over what points he should make. ]

I'm a singer as well, and I'm working on making that a bigger part of my repertoire. So don't be surprised if you see me at some other clubs, practicing. And you can always ask me any questions. If I don't have the answers, then... well, I don't have them!

[ he giggles. right--- one more thing. he nods to himself. ]

Finally, what kind of candies do you all like? Do you even like sweets? If you don't, that's okay! I just want to know for... um, reasons!

video; un: tengennohana

[ryototsukai]

[ Okay, all that aside ]

Robin! I just heard! I'm so proud of you, way to go!

Text - UN: Keystone

[swordofhisou]

Heh. Like a couple of us have said? We're a pretty freedom loving sort. I'm Tenshi. Saw a few folks work for me. I'm one of Musashi's assistants.

If you're having trouble finding something to do with yourself, give one of us a holler. We can find you work. No problem. If you've got questions, ask away. Oh, and haha. You don't have to fuck harder. They're being silly. Unless, ya know, you want to do something like that. We've definitely got openings for that kind of work.

un: ra*bit

[bunnii]

Hey everyone! I'm Nito Nazuna-- and while I might not hold a rank or anything, I know there's a lot to adjust to here. So if you have any trouble or you need help with something, don't be afraid to ask~

As for me... I guess I can say I'm officially off hiatus now, so it's probably fine to call myself an idol now. Which basically just means I've got a lot of experience with different kinds of performance like singing, dancing and acting. I used to give voice lessons from time to time-- so if anyone is interested, I wouldn't mind taking on a few students. Besides that I used to work pretty closely with a lot of broadcasting and recording equipment, so I know my way around that sort of thing as well.

Last but certainly not least, I'm also working at Dandelion right now, so I might see a few of you there too!

un: ayaka

[soumetsu]

An idol?

I've heard of that term before from a guest we've entertained back at home, and I believe there is an "idol" in one of the nations in Teyvat, too. I didn't think that becoming one entails so much. How impressive.