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[Sorry to ruin the new month for everyone, but Aster's Starving and he needs More Hot Contacts so that he doesn't blow precious coin on enough Poppo fare to keep this form going. It is now everyone else's problem, and he emphasises that by showing up clearly sprawled on his basic-ass starter bed, legs kicking behind him and chin propped up on his forearm. Very appealing angle. Yeah.]

Helloooooooo everyone~ Listen, listen...I wouldn't impose on everyone like this if I could help it, but I can't, so... I was just wondering! [He scoots forward just a touch, mouth curving into an open smile that blatantly showcases both sharp fangs.

It's hard to miss them, with how at least one tends to jut out over his bottom lip whenever he smiles, but this is the least subtle display of fangery he's ever indulged in thus far.
]

Does anyone feel like they could part with some of their blood? ...On a regular basis, even? I'll help you stay hydrated and all, and I won't take all of it ♡ I just need a few sources to cycle through so that I'm not bothering any one person... If you're capable of magic, that'd be even better! Then I won't need to feed as much! And um....

You'll enjoy it! Promise ☆ Maybe not as much as you would if I was at full power...But I haven't fully tested that out yet, anyway! So you'd also be helping me on that front~ I'd be in your debt, all the same...huhuhu~
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[Sannan is dressed fairly formally, in Western clothes with two swords at his hip, so he looks sort of... official. Which might make this come off as way more passive-aggressive or official than is entirely intended. I mean, it's intended to be passive-aggressive, considering he is how he is, but he'll say the following with an utterly pleasant, head-tipped, eyes somewhat closed smile.]

First, let me introduce myself. My name is Sannan Keisuke, a recent arrival. I have been given the privilege [the way he says privilege tho] of joining the ranks of the Department of the Enma. I'm quite unfamiliar with this sort of technology, so forgive me if I do something incorrectly.

[He shifts slightly.] To the point then. I, and several of my fellow new arrivals, have been experiencing difficulty acquiring information about certain aspects of our duties. It must also be noted that fellow Lost Souls who shall remain nameless, but who report to other factions, have been greeted with information about rules, regulations, leadership, and even dress codes.

One wonders, then, if there are any such requirements for our faction. This is merely a personal inquiry, as I have little desire to pin any one person to responsibility they do not wish to hold. Therefore, if someone with more tenure and experience could see fit to enumerate upon such things for those of us newly arrived, I will gladly facilitate dissemination of such information to fellow newcomers, and alleviate any burden upon those already far busier than myself.

Thank you for your time, and for your efforts which have preceded our arrival. We will all assuredly do our utmost to do honor to the tasks set before us. [Thinking back. To arrival. And sharks.] No matter how interesting they may be.

[And he parts that whole thing with a formal bow.]


[OOC: This is open to all Enma, feel free to threadjack and go wild on the answers!]
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(ノ^ヮ^)ノ*:・゚✧

hello everyone! it's been quite a last few months, hasn't it?
(〃 ̄︶ ̄)人( ̄︶ ̄〃)


first of all i want to thank, deeply, everyone who helped with the apology tour. your efforts have helped the Alliance get back on its feet, and things are finally back in a positive direction.

because of your efforts, i've been able to get the other faction leaders to agree to a sort of make-up event for how the Night Parade ended.

are you ready for this?!

Σ(*ノ´>ω<。`)ノ BEACH PARTY!! ヽ(´ω`○)ノ.+゚*。:゚+

i organized a work project with several remaining members of the River Kappa Tribe, and while things are uh.

tense.

in the Underground, we've managed to build an amazing Indoor Beach facility in the derelict concert hall that was near Konoha ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ

stay tuned for news from each faction leader on the kind of activities to expect!


Yes, even The Enma. Because I understand his primary desire is keeping face, isn't it?

ლ(*꒪ヮ꒪*)ლ
ganbate everyone! let's do out best and have fun!


[[ooc: the beach party idea is courtesy of Vandal and will be a major part of the upcoming Event! please look forward to it!]]
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[ The woman on camera is petite with a pretty face. Her hair had been braided back neatly at some point, but now loose strands of it hang around her face. Her clothes are loose and androgynous; always in rough-spun breeches and sturdy boots. She is sitting in what appears to be one of the Tamamo pleasure dens, the phone balanced on its side with a stand so she can speak to it without holding it.

That's as far as she's gotten with technology, it mostly baffles her, but she has something to say: ]


Isonade hunters. Listen well. All Shark Giants are capable of a deadly, four-legged charge attack and they swipe at you as they come into range. Dodge to the side, not backwards, so that you may more easily circle to their back.

Bait and kite them until you are able to land your backstab cleanly. Their hide is tough, you must commit in full. But they will fall swiftly if their spine is severed.

If you have not the poise to withstand their charges, you must stay at range from them and work slowly, steadily. They will tire with the cumulative damage to themselves.

Gather as many Haniwa as you can to take with you. They have no particular defense against accursed attacks, these will be a great boon to you as a projectile. Do not linger long with them in your possession, however, or it will be you who suffers from their taint.

[ She goes silent for a moment. Studying the camera, something she is not used to speaking to. Her dark eyes are ever so slightly disconcerting, a little distant and empty.

But she quirks a small, courteous smile, ]


Happy hunting.
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I've been thinking about puzzles lately. They can be good team building activities! So here's one to work on;
110020011102011’103 001 033032011-103110033102121 020033111103011 021032 113020021003020 011112011102121110020021032013 021103 121011030030033113. 121011030030033113 113001030030103, 121011030030033113 010033033102103, 121011030030033113 012111102032021110111102011. 113020001110 003033030033102 001102011 110020011 103110001021102103?

Hints;
1: Simplify
2:


[PS: If you feel like your character would be able to solve this but you personally cannot or will not do math, you can dm me or hit me on discord for a hint/the answer! Otherwise please just bully Fukuda for this horseshit.]
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[ the video opens with a smiling shylock sitting cross-legged on a plush couch in what appears to be a dimly-lit bar. the way he holds himself and the pipe that he puts between his lips for a drag is almost reminiscent of tenkohime, but that's just the tamamo way, babey.

also for people with sharp eyes, there's a little haniwa shrouded in a white tablecloth peeking out from the corner of a screen, with a little shotglass full of wine beside it? huh. must be thorsty. ]


Greetings. I trust that everyone is doing well today? [ aside from the haniwa invasion, but he'll get to that in a bit. ] First of all, let me introduce myself. My name is Shylock Bennett, a wizard from the West, and I would just like to announce that my bar, Hemlock, shall be opening its doors to the public very soon.

[ the camera then pans around, showing off the ornately-designed main bar. ah, another haniwa near the doorstep for those with sharp eyes. shylock will give it something to drink later. ]

My bar shall be serving not only the standard high-quality fair that all Tamamo establishments are well-known for, but I'll also be showcasing some of my more magical creations in the near future. Please do look forward to it. It'll be an experience you won't forget -- or in some cases, you'd rather like to forget. I can provide a drink just for that as well.

[ he pauses here to take a long drag from his pipe, the smoke creating all sorts of hazy lines in the air. ]

I must mention, however, that my establishment has a no-tolerance policy towards technology. I'm afraid that you'll have to turn off your phones upon coming into Hemlock, as you are encouraged to talk to the people around you. You must understand.

[ even though he's been doing so well with this video call? yes, absolutely. it's a pain for someone who doesn't like tech in general, you know? but alas, he has to "get with the times", as they say.

he blinks at the nearby haniwa as if he noticed it just now, and smiles. ]


Oh, and in case anyone is concerned, I know about the debilitating effects the haniwa has on people. Luckily, my specialty magic can help neutralize its effects, so if you know someone who is currently suffering from endless nightmares and hallucinations, bring them to me. I'll do my best to smoke them out of their system.

It's such a shame that they're so cursed. Aren't they just adorable?

[ fufu. with one last chuckle and a wave of his pipe, the video then shuts itself off. ]


( ooc: bar prompts over here! no opening parties or whatever -- he wants to make it appear like it's been around for a while. )

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