video ; un: maybell | 18+ for nsfw bullshit

[shittylittle]

[Sorry to ruin the new month for everyone, but Aster's Starving and he needs More Hot Contacts so that he doesn't blow precious coin on enough Poppo fare to keep this form going. It is now everyone else's problem, and he emphasises that by showing up clearly sprawled on his basic-ass starter bed, legs kicking behind him and chin propped up on his forearm. Very appealing angle. Yeah.]

Helloooooooo everyone~ Listen, listen...I wouldn't impose on everyone like this if I could help it, but I can't, so... I was just wondering! [He scoots forward just a touch, mouth curving into an open smile that blatantly showcases both sharp fangs.

It's hard to miss them, with how at least one tends to jut out over his bottom lip whenever he smiles, but this is the least subtle display of fangery he's ever indulged in thus far.]

Does anyone feel like they could part with some of their blood? ...On a regular basis, even? I'll help you stay hydrated and all, and I won't take all of it ♡ I just need a few sources to cycle through so that I'm not bothering any one person... If you're capable of magic, that'd be even better! Then I won't need to feed as much! And um....

You'll enjoy it! Promise ☆ Maybe not as much as you would if I was at full power...But I haven't fully tested that out yet, anyway! So you'd also be helping me on that front~ I'd be in your debt, all the same...huhuhu~

Comments

text | anon

[perfectdistance]

How much blood do you need?

text until otherwise noted!!

[shittylittle]

Quality denotes quantity required, though if you're too tasty, I might still risk taking a little more than I'd mean to ☆⌒(*＾-゜)v

It's hard to guess that sort of thing until I can be around someone in person, or even taste them! Sorry I can't give more of a concrete answer~

video; un: threehorns

[ganashara]

[ Lio, a smudge of grease on his face and clearly working in the garage DESPITE having his makeup on and perfect eyeliner, responding with...

Typical incredulousness. ]

What, the foxes couldn't provide a bloodbag for you?

[shittylittle]

[Oh Lio, honey. You could be wearing no makeup at all and Aster's face would still light up. Disgusting.]

Hello, gorgeous ☆ That does sound rather weird, doesn't it? Which means...

They have been! But as kind as it has been, and as much as I've been making use of the alternative diet arrangements...It's like trying to compare dried fruit to something you've picked yourself that day, in season, perfectly ripe. The dried fruit could be the best fruit in the world, but it's just different, isn't it?

And this way, I get to meet more people, maybe make even more friends...It's hard not to like someone a little bit if you can taste them on your tongue.

[text] UN: tamamori

[fuckdogramagra]

How would getting your blood bitten out of you feel good enough to need to...go somewhere private, to deal with the after-effects??

[ he woulda been curious about this, but now that whole anon thread up there is living rent-free in his head??? ]

text until otherwise noted!!

[shittylittle]

Well, you see, if you want to be a really good bloodsucker...Don't you think it just makes sense to have your prey want to sit still and be very good for you?

I think some bugs have things in their saliva that make their meal's flesh react in different ways, don't they? I'm kind of the same! Just cuter, and a lot more eager to have my prey enjoy it (╹ڡ╹ ) It's just not as strong here, but at home, I had plenty of pretty boys lining up to be fed on by me!!!

text; un: rider

[kaientai]

[ he's already offering his blood to one person why not two?? ]

I can't do magic but I'm made of it, does that count?

text until otherwise noted!!

[shittylittle]

You're just like me, then!! Hmmmmmmm...

Well, I've fed off of someone also just like me, back home, and it was still very good...So you should probably be the same, right? If you're willing, I'll gladly take you up on your offer ☆

Video / un; Enterprise

[lucky_e]

You want... blood?

[Well that's a strange request. Never mind the whole fang-bit. Or maybe that's supposed to be hinting at why the need the blood in question. That and the whole full power and feeding thing as well.]

...Why? Wouldn't it be more expedient to simply get it from a blood bank?

[shittylittle]

Mmhmm! Isn't that a normal thing, for vampires? Or--

[Pout pout pout. At least it's mostly hidden by the way he half buries his face in his forearm, so Enty doesn't get the full blast of Aster Petulance.]

Sure, there are already options, but they're not as tasty! It's like asking a human to live off of stale bread, when they could make their own loaf and have it taste like the best thing ever! Fresh and old, no matter how well it's stored, just don't compare...

Plus, I like to feel the warmth of someone else while I feed. Is that so wrong?

text | un: zhongli

[brokebitchmountain]

[ Hm another one...was he from Sannan's world too perhaps? ]

I have already offered my blood to one other here, so I'm not opposed to helping another who requires it.

text until otherwise noted!

[shittylittle]

[Sadly, too horny to be from Sannan's world. Why are there so many vampires in Jigokucho.......]

You're a regular philanthropist to vampires, aren't you? You must be very, very sweet ♡ I'll make it worth your while, user zhongli (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

Is there anything that you learned from your first feeding experience that I should be aware of? Liiiiiike if you get dizzy easily, or if you like being held close while you're fed from? I think that's super important to know!

text, un: autumn

[rainswords]

Since you have already offered your blood to one individual would you please reconsider what you are doing here?

[mindthebass]

should've gotten it from when i offered

no deal

[shittylittle]

What, did you decide you weren't afraid of mean old me all of a sudden? Because it sure sounded like you wouldn't have actually been okay with it, by the end of our first conversation ♡

I have no patience for trying to win over people who aren't interested, after all! So, no deal ♡

un: jlfan (text)

[ahost]

Aren't vampires only attracted to the blood of beautiful, virgin women? 🤔

[ the only important question here. ]

[shittylittle]

(╹ڡ╹ ) I can't speak for other vampires, since I'm the only one who exists in my homeland, but I'll take the blood of ugly, slutty men, too!




Though, if they're cute...I mean, of course I want to hold someone cute close, that's just how life is ♡ The experience is as much a part of it as the actual blood!!

text; un: midnightmocha

[nerine]

Ah, a vampire
Well, at least you're asking nicely.

[The cafe has had its fair share of vampiric customers and they were just like regular folk as far as Monts was concerned. Well, they definitely had their own quirks, but they never gave her trouble.]

Well, I think I might be okay with it.
Not sure though, I never let a vampire take a bite.

[shittylittle]

Of course I'm asking nicely! I would never take it by force or be rude about it, that's barbaric and filthy!!

I can't promise the bite won't hurt, but I *can* promise that the bite won't hurt as much as it would normally (❤️´艸｀❤️) And maybe you'll even have a good time! That's what I aim for!!

VIDEO | un: kittenwhiskersofsparklinglove

[lovebreathing]

[ she isn't sure about letting a vampire feed off of her --
but the thought of aster struggling simply because of what he is, is a painful one. her heart squeezes just from contemplating it.

how unfair. ]

Um ... Aster-san, I'm not a marechi or anything like that, so maybe my blood wouldn't be any good, but ...
[ she hesitates, reminding herself that what he is (and what he needs) aren't his fault. ]

I could try, if it means that I'm helping you. I wouldn't want for you to suffer or struggle ...

oh my god that un I LOVE HER....

[shittylittle]

[Somehow, Mitsuri's mannerisms, or at least the way she holds herself as she speaks, is almost exactly what Aster imagined...

Cute.......He just wants to squeeze her (with permish)! CUTE PINK BITCH CLUB RISE UP]

Mitsuri, Mitsuri ♡♡ I've never heard of a marechi, but...Why wouldn't your blood be as good as anyone else's? Even if you're not full to the brim with magical energy, your blood and life is still precious, and still something that takes a lot to offer to me...I bet it'll fill me right up with just a mouthful!!

But not as much as your kindness and beauty fills my heart up and makes it go pit-a-pat~ Please don't push yourself though, if you're worried...I want people to have fun when I feed off them, since it's intimate and all.

[thefinalpower]

You can buy it here! Actual human blood! In stores!

[ Power sounds VERY enthusiastic about this! ]

[shittylittle]

[oh no...the enthusiasm is too endearing.......Aster smiles indulgently, almost paternally, and nods all teeth.]

They do, they do! Isn't it handy?

But...

It kind of loses its liveliness when it's in a bag. It'll do in a pinch, but isn't fresh always best?? In sweets and food and in mortals! Besides, you don't get to squeeze a bag quite like you can squeeze a human. They're way cuter ♡

text; un: swordsss

[swordhardy]

I’d be curious to see how everyone ranks on a taste scale. Or does blood not taste different person to person?

[shittylittle]

I never thought of that! But you know.........Since it's all about how powerful each person's magical ability is, first and foremost, I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings by ranking them .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

...It *does* taste different, though. All yummy, I haven't had a bad meal yet, but just in varying degrees. Like junk food versus a meal prepared by the best chef ever!




Wait! Do you want me to tell you what you taste like?? Is that what you're getting at?

text; un: sharkconcept

[starshepard]

you know you can always ask me ╰(▔∀▔)╯

[shittylittle]

(❤️´艸｀❤️) You were going to be the one I pointed any doubters to, Azem ♡ Though........

You did get a *little* extra service! Just a little. I couldn't help myself when it came to you (╹ڡ╹ )

text; un - mussy

[murrvelous]

my blood?
you want my blood?

[ ... ]

what would you do with it?
do you really just drink it??

is it THAT tasty????????

m.....mussy........

[shittylittle]

Unless you're going to give me someone else full of life and blood they're willing to share with me, yours is all you can consent to give! (╹ڡ╹ )

And I'd really just drink it. Straight from the source is ideal, since they already provide it all neatly packaged and that's just not cutting it for me right now...But it's really, super, amazingly tasty to me ♡

The taste, the smell, the warmth of another body, the vivacity! It's my favourite way to feed, and the *least* sexual, surprisingly enough!

voice; un - songbird

[sweetsong]

Oh!

Aster, you could've come by any time for some... you know that!

voice in return THE GIRLS ARE CALLIIIING

[shittylittle]

Robin! I know, I know...

I just didn't want to be a burden on you, and I'm already demanding your attention more than I should. You're a busy little bee, and options that mean your time isn't monopolised by little ol' me could never hurt, right?





...But I definitely still want to bite you one day ♡ Maybe next visit, I'll sneak over and have just a little sip.

Not me forgetting to reply to this literally all month… (text, un bbhood)

[appleforyou]

[Ah, there he was. She’d heard talk about a pink-haired vampire on the streets. She hasn’t expected them to be quite this brazen. He was either very confident, very stupid, or both. Well! It certainly worked nicely to Bulleta’s favor, whatever the case!]

Wow, are you really a real vampire?

it's been a Bitch Ass Motherfucker of a month year decade life (also Text)

[shittylittle]

Nope!

I'm just teasing (●ˇ∀ˇ●) I'm a Familiar first, and a vampire second! ...But without a Master here, I guess I'm just a vampire, huh?? Kind of boring...


bb is like, shorthand for baby, right? Baby hood! That's such a cute username, I love it!!! What's it from?