[ Majima is here with a PSA for all you sweet newbies. He's smoking somewhere in one of the Shuten family offices. He wears a black suit with a red collared shirt underneath. ]

Got a round've new Shutens t'welcome. If ya wanna introduce yerself, now's yer chance.

I'm Majima, th'Lieutenant. My co-lieutenants are Izo, Hizen, an' Nishitani.

Dante, Felix, Minato, Bishop, an' Gojyo are our juniors. Ya need help with somethin', come ask one of us. Yer part of th'clan now, ya got people.

[ With the fucking roll call out of the way... ]

We got a dress code, an' it is enforced. I catch ya lookin' shabby an' I'm gonna send somebody t'straighten ya out. [ Read: Beat ]

When ya are on th'clock for Toraguma: ya need to look right.

Black slacks, long-sleeve shirt with buttons an' a collar. An' one of these.

[ He holds up a shiny little lapel pin, it has the kanji for Shuten on it. ]

We have 'em at th'offices if ya don't have one yet.

Your shirt can be any ugly pattern ya like, or it can be plain. Tie or no tie, jacket or no jacket. If ya need help with a tie, ask somebody.

Shirts an' slacks have t'be ironed. For anyone who doesn't know how t'iron a shirt, someone'll come by th'Shuten housing an' show ya as a group.

Shoes need t'be shined, we can show ya that too.

Give ya a week t'get it sorted, after that there's gonna be hell t'pay.



[[ ooc; majima says he will fight over this but uh... only if you want to... like feel free to ignore this whole thing. I'm not the cops 8V ]]
[[ also yes definitely threadjack away, go ham. ]]

[ Welcome to this Helltube video. It definitely looks like just Majima with his hair down sitting on the otherside of a plain, empty table. The background is pretty plain white with a window too. They just moved in to a new apartment. She'll tell you all about it. When Goromi begins to speak, she has a smokey falsetto and speaks with a lilting Osaka-ben, pleasant and musical. ]

Welcome to th'show. If ya don't know me, I'm Goromi. I'm a hostess around town. As ya might've seen in yer local paper, my apartment complex got burned t'the ground.

Lost all my dresses and things an' now we gotta restock.

[ She reaches under the table and unceremoniously plops a bunch of shopping bags onto it. ]

Might as well do a lil haul video, huh?

[ It's a pretty candid video, without any editing. As if she knows how to do that, so she's just filming. She starts with the makeup. She takes out the products one by one and also starts on her face with them, talking about what she's doing as she goes. ]

This look's just for goin' out on th'street, I'll show y'all what I do for the clubs another day, yeah?

[ The street looks is fairly light, blush and bronzer bringing more of a sharp and feminine look to her face. Winged eyeliner, shaped brows, and a plain old red lipstick. She ruffles her hair briefly when she finishes. ]

Now, let's take a look at what we got for outfits...

[ More bags dumped up onto the table. She pulls out items, says which store she got them from and their price. Most are averagely affordable, it's only when she gets to the fancy dresses that the price rises dramatically. She pulls one out to try on, disappearing off screen for a moment to not be indecent. She comes back to the camera to look at it, clearly there's a mirror behind where it's filming. A vanity table then? She turns back and forth, arranges her gloves. Majima's tattoos show out onto the chest and shoulders and down the low back. Her long, powerful snake's tail flicks and sways. ]

What'd we think? Cute, yeah? I like red. Lil fancy for today though.

[ You don't wink when you only have one eye, but her smile and the way her nose wiggles gives the impression anyway. She disappears back offscreen and changes through a couple more street wear looks. She settles on one and sits back down at her vanity. ]

Hey, hope ya had fun watchin'. I'm on EMBER with un: GOROMI. Send me yer outfits or questions if ya wanna.

[ She wiggles her fingers goodbye and then reaches forward to turn the camera off. ]


[[ OOC; youtube video style, so comments can easily be threadjacked and she might answer some of them! Also you can slide into her DMs her on EMBER, just mark it as that! Aaand open log. ]]

[ Majima is definitely sitting in Emily's clinic, his usual black eye patch replaced with a soft, white medical one. Probably not surprising, his apartment definitely burned down the other day. Among other misfortunes.

But he rubs a hand back over his hair tiredly, ]

Shutens. Sound off.

Where ya at, what do ya need? Anybody we don't hear from, somebody needs t'get eyes on an' report back.



[[ ooc; please feel free to threadjack and mingle away. ]]

[ Your current Shuten Clan Lost Soul lieutenant is here with an important PSA for this unruly bunch. Majima is sitting in one of the Shuten family offices. ]

All right... [ He seems kind of exasperated off the bat. ] Listen, chinpira. There is a dress code an' we're gonna be enforcin' it.

When ya are on th'clock for Toraguma: ya need to look right.

Black slacks, long-sleeve shirt with buttons an' a collar. An' one of these.

[ He holds up a shiny little lapel pin, it has the kanji for Shuten on it. ]

We have 'em at th'offices if ya don't have one yet.

Your shirt can be any ugly pattern ya like, or it can be plain. Tie or no tie, jacket or no jacket. If ya need help with a tie, ask somebody.

Shirts an' slacks have t'be ironed. For anyone who doesn't know how t'iron a shirt, I'll come by th'Shuten housing an' show ya as a group.

Yes, this is what Toraguma expects. Yes, I will straighten ya out [ Read: Beat ] if ya buck me on this.

Other Shutens need t'be able t'recognize ya an' we don't want ya mistaken for a colors gang with th'Enma comin' down on them.

[ He looks at someone off camera to see if he's forgotten anything. Majima mutters fuck quietly. ]

An' shine your shoes.



[[ ooc; majima says he will fight over this but uh... only if you want to... like feel free to ignore this whole thing. I'm not the cops 8V ]]
[[ eta; if you do want to fight about it, you can reach out to meowjima, heretic_blade, or pitfight. Depending on who you want to get into it with. They're also on hand to help you get dressed up too. ]]
[[ also yes definitely threadjack away, go ham. ]]