Bad taste on display [text; un: hitokiri]

[heretic_blade]

[ The post opens up with two embedded images of two equally horrifying shirts. ]

which one should i get? and dont say both, i can only afford one right now.

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not here

[no_kyouken]

[ Izo no stop. ]

equally not here

[heretic_blade]

[ No, Majima, you're going to have to deal with one of these awful things existing in the same space as you.

Sorry your boyfriend has no taste. ]

Audio; un: sharkconcept

[starshepard]

But both are amazing!

[heretic_blade]

Yeah, I know, but I ain't got th' cash for both of 'em!

text; un: didnot.

[bratherine]

you lose a bet?

[heretic_blade]

fuck off. no, i didnt.

text; un: rider

[kaientai]

What if I say both and give you the difference?

[ ryouma can and will enable him. he never claimed to have taste. ]

not here

[bratherine]

( Ryouma don't do this to her she'll have to fight this man again... )

Text; un: bbhood

[appleforyou]

Can’t afford both? What, did the zoo not pay you to advertise their gift shop?

[heretic_blade]

u wouldnt know good taste if it punched u in the face

[ Says the pot to the kettle. ]

[text] UN: tamamori

[fuckdogramagra]

First, and also where is it for sale because I might also want it.

[heretic_blade]

clothes encounters. good luck finding it, tho.

[ Not because he's being coy about it but because it's basically an unmarked closet. ]

text; un: threehorns

[ganashara]

Something calls to me.

It's telling me to burn them both.

[heretic_blade]

hell no. i aint letting u ruin these fine beauties!

un: KSISHITANI

[pitfight]

Holy shit.

[heretic_blade]

dont fuckin start with me.

Text / un; Berserker

[bananaoni]

The first. It speaks of strength!

[heretic_blade]

that why u onis like tiger stripes?

un: oneflower

[kikuichi]

They both look good. The first one seems more appealing, but the second one's asymmetrical design does stand out.

[He can and will encourage bad, silly decisions.]

[heretic_blade]

yea, now u get why im stuck. first one is winning...easier to wear with more shit.

[ Encourage him -- he doesn't need it, but it's funnier this way. ]

un: minakami

[watermemory]

[here comes a career encourager of bad choices! not even in a sarcastic shitstirring way, he just doesn't know how to criticize.]

It certainly is a statement!

You must have something else that can go with them, though. Otherwise they'd stand out too much. [YEAH BECAUSE THAT'S THE PROBLEM.]

[heretic_blade]

like what? what should i wear with em? u got ideas? i ain't real good at this shit.

[ ENABLE THESE FASHION CRIMES. ]

un: mistynight

[hellborne]

[ not pictured: having some of flat's questionable tastes hardwired into this personality vs their common sense ]

They're both very vibrant.

Flip a coin.

[heretic_blade]

my lucks been shit lately, i dont wanna leave this up to chance. thats why im asking for help.

[holeful]

[Fukuda would never wear these but he sees nothing wrong with them because he has brain damage.]

Well given it's summer soon you'd probably get more use out of the second one in the immediate future!

[heretic_blade]

yeah, u aint wrong...its gonna be more comfy that's for sure. the first one just looks a lil better, u get me?

[ ... ]

maybe i should just get both.

un: gohan (1/2)

[harimaya]

(This is enough network scrolling for the day wow he's going to put the phone away now.

...

But he can't stop thinking about it.

...

He looks at it again.

...)

Wait a bit.

[harimaya]

(And like 10 minutes and 2 drinks later, he comes back,)

Did you get one?

Text | un: Yae

[enlighteneds]

[ There's an Attached_Image.jpeg. ]

Disregard both and get this instead. I saw them discounted at one of the stores in Tamamo district so you could probably get two of them instead!

[ This is coming from a lady who could dress a young man into a very convincing idol (female) back in her own world. Do not question her ability... in forcing people to dress up in the weirdest shit. ]

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[kamisabro]

( This is fucking amazing, girl.

He's def. getting one after his paycheck drops later, and probably wears it with full confidence in public. )

text | un: FIREDRAGON

[enterthe]

Smart choices. Wear ugly enough clothing and a partner will be desperate to tear them off you.

[heretic_blade]

hey, fuck off, i like em. whats so bad about em?

Text - UN: Keystone

[swordofhisou]

They're both awful. But if that's your style, making people's eyes bleed? the second one will make more eyes bleed and make everyone scream "Why are you doing this to us" more.

So I definitely recommend that one. Tormenting people with your lack of style is something that should be shared.

[She was just winning all kinds of points with Izo, wasn't she?]

[heretic_blade]

get bent.

ur taste is just shit.

text; un: ayato

[kamisabro]

( What's even wrong with them? Ayato considers them fancy enough. )

Please tell me which one you aren't getting. I'm probably getting that.

[heretic_blade]

[ Finally, someone with taste! ]

im probably getting the first one. better hurry if u want the other one, gotta feeling it aint gonna last.

text; un: dynamight

[apshot]

How about you use that money and buy yourself a new fashion sense.

[heretic_blade]

how about u go fuck urself

un: n-jima

[evoked]

I like the second one. It's more fun.

[heretic_blade]

yeah, i can see that. might be better with how hot its gonna be soon since its got short sleeves.

[sawofstrength]

[Oh.]

The first one. The longer sleeves are a good look.

[Really? That's what does it for you?]

[heretic_blade]

that the only reason? not the pattern being better or anything?