video | un: penaltygames

[penalties]

[ Appearing on the screen is a rather casual young woman who seems to be humming with excitement before she speaks up. ]

Gooooood morning, Jigoku-cho!

My name is Sonozaki Mion and given that today is the 10th of July, I must ask the most important question of the day: if you're in hell, do you still celebrate your birthday? Or is now called a 'hellday'? Or a 'deathday'? I'm not so sure on that one.

But even more important than that!

I have to know what fun things there are to do for a big birthday bash! Bonus points if it's free. After all, you have to get free stuff on your birthday, right? It's a legal obligation! This old man is going to be very sad if she doesn't get even a single free thing today... [ She sniffles, a little overdramatic. ] ...sob, sob... I don't even have my fellow club members here... I could at least do with one free thing... or even a cake...

[ Mion, please. ]

[locked to dept of the enma] video; un: sannan

[threateningly]

[Sannan is dressed fairly formally, in Western clothes with two swords at his hip, so he looks sort of... official. Which might make this come off as way more passive-aggressive or official than is entirely intended. I mean, it's intended to be passive-aggressive, considering he is how he is, but he'll say the following with an utterly pleasant, head-tipped, eyes somewhat closed smile.]

First, let me introduce myself. My name is Sannan Keisuke, a recent arrival. I have been given the privilege [the way he says privilege tho] of joining the ranks of the Department of the Enma. I'm quite unfamiliar with this sort of technology, so forgive me if I do something incorrectly.

[He shifts slightly.] To the point then. I, and several of my fellow new arrivals, have been experiencing difficulty acquiring information about certain aspects of our duties. It must also be noted that fellow Lost Souls who shall remain nameless, but who report to other factions, have been greeted with information about rules, regulations, leadership, and even dress codes.

One wonders, then, if there are any such requirements for our faction. This is merely a personal inquiry, as I have little desire to pin any one person to responsibility they do not wish to hold. Therefore, if someone with more tenure and experience could see fit to enumerate upon such things for those of us newly arrived, I will gladly facilitate dissemination of such information to fellow newcomers, and alleviate any burden upon those already far busier than myself.

Thank you for your time, and for your efforts which have preceded our arrival. We will all assuredly do our utmost to do honor to the tasks set before us. [Thinking back. To arrival. And sharks.] No matter how interesting they may be.

[And he parts that whole thing with a formal bow.]


[OOC: This is open to all Enma, feel free to threadjack and go wild on the answers!]