text; un: majima

[no_kyouken]

[ A real live yakuza. Ask me anything! ]

Listen, a lot of ya have no clue how to be in th'life.

So before ya go do somethin' stupid an' get hurt: ya can ask me. Probably won't laugh at ya.

[ ...no promises though... ]

Comments

[no_kyouken]

Publishin' sounds like somebody else's bag.

[daragh]

You could really help out all the idiots here in this weird Hell. But I get it. We all have your weaknesses.

[no_kyouken]

I dropped outta school, I don't write for shit.

[ In case you could not tell from his terrible grammar. Although... he's... faking that... Disguising a perfectly normal Tokyo-ben for reasons. ]

[daragh]

I can tell.

[no_kyouken]

Yeah, yeah. I said it myself.

[daragh]

Either way, are you offering knowledge to rival factions?

[no_kyouken]

Sure, it ain't nothin' a rival shouldn'tve already known