text; un: majima

[no_kyouken]

[ A real live yakuza. Ask me anything! ]

Listen, a lot of ya have no clue how to be in th'life.

So before ya go do somethin' stupid an' get hurt: ya can ask me. Probably won't laugh at ya.

[ ...no promises though... ]

Comments

Text / un; Archer

[21towin]

Feeling altruistic are you? Don't most of you yakuza types try and keep things on the down low?

[no_kyouken]

From the katagi. Which you ain't.

[21towin]

Katagi? Hm... may as well make that my first question. What does that word mean to you?

[no_kyouken]

It's th'people doin' respectable work. Not yakuza.

[21towin]

Not the type to consider yourself respectable, huh?

[no_kyouken]

Yakuza literally means good for nothing.

[21towin]

Does it truly? Then what's your name mean?

[no_kyouken]

"The Island", what's that got t'do with it?

un KSISHITANI

[pitfight]

cute. trying to expand your influence already?

[no_kyouken]

Tryin' to help some idiots before they lose their fingers

[pitfight]

if they want so bad to live the life, let them. either they'll figure out what they need or it'll spit em right into the sotenbori.

[no_kyouken]

the sanzu

it don't sit right with me, swearin' people up who got no clue.

[pitfight]

same thing, different fucking water.

funny, tojo did it all the time. omi too. i made my boys have a little more respect than that, but who am i to fight the chairmen?

[no_kyouken]

It's different! At least a kid around Tokyo's seen a fuckin' movie or somethin'

Half these souls ain't even from Japan.

[pitfight]

and you have a bleedin heart.

[no_kyouken]

[ Yes, but also, ]

That's my business then

[pitfight]

i wont be able to protect you like that, majima-kun.

[no_kyouken]

Ain't influencin' anybody hidin' under your skirts, am I

[pitfight]

it's give and take, majima-kun! don't be so fussy.

[no_kyouken]

Ya ain't gonna change my mind

Audio; un: sharkconcept

[starshepard]

[ You can't make her text, the Ember app is bad enough. ]

It has come to my attention that there are quite a few terms I need to learn. I'm not even sure where to start.

un: n-jima

[evoked]

Got a list of general tips and tricks?

text un: cainknightley, im sorry

[himbosupreme]

[This phone thing was so fascinating!!! The way you could type messages instead of writing them, and they could appear on other peoples little screens...it was magic! And he was a wizard so he's an expert talking.]

What do you mean by the life? Should we talk to you about housing concerns? I mean, I think you automatically get a job with who recruits you. Perhaps are you a good cook and want to share your knowledge? That's a great idea.

text; un: didnot.

[bratherine]

you know how to cook or something?

( yeah, someone didn't get the yakuza memo part of this )

text | un: seventhcircle

[daragh]

Maybe you could post an Idiot's Guide to th'life. Crash course on it all.