text; un: majima

[no_kyouken]

[ A real live yakuza. Ask me anything! ]

Listen, a lot of ya have no clue how to be in th'life.

So before ya go do somethin' stupid an' get hurt: ya can ask me. Probably won't laugh at ya.

[ ...no promises though... ]

Comments

[evoked]

I think there's different kinds of politeness. You don't seem like you're not the kind I prefer.

[no_kyouken]

Or I'm just Japanese an' know how t'act right.

[evoked]

I've mostly run into Japanese people, with a few Westerner exceptions. And then people from no country on Earth.

[no_kyouken]

Yeah, aliens an' everythin'. Least it's interestin'.

[evoked]

Yeah, it's better than some of the alternative deadland scenarios.

[no_kyouken]

Last yokai village I was in was cursed. It can be a lot worse.

[evoked]

Was that an afterlife, or just a pit stop?

[no_kyouken]

Hell if I know. It was kinda broken off from everythin'. Like it used t'be a place an' was just a shadow of that, out in th'middle of nowhere.

[evoked]

I see. Do you miss it?

[no_kyouken]

Hell no. Was a nightmare. Met some good people there though, more than just me ended up here.

sorry about that delay, work was hectic the past few days

[evoked]

Weird. Wonder what causes interdimensional travel.

no worries at all

[no_kyouken]

Dunno. But it wasn't all of us.

[evoked]

Got any tips about interdimensional kidnapping, then?

[no_kyouken]

Nah, not like I could do anythin' about it. Just had to accept it an' keep goin'.

[evoked]

That's a pretty good tip overall, actually.

[no_kyouken]

Dunno, I don't know enough about magic an' occult shit. Maybe somebody smarter would've figured it out.