text; un: midnightmocha [OTA]

[nerine]

Hey there, to all the friends, enemies, and lovers!

I'm known as "Monts" and I'm an officer from the Tamamo Clan. Happy to make your acquaintance. With the new crop of Lost Souls that have found this corner of hell, I hope you've settled in with whatever faction you're assigned to and that you had a great welcome. 💖

Anyway, I want to get to know some of you a little bit more! It's nothing invasive, promise. What I'm proposing is...!





You see, I used to work at a magical cafe called "The Midnight Grind." Currently, I don't work as a barista but I'll have to polish up my skills again. These are a small sample of the drinks I would serve to customers from all different corners of all the different worlds!

Anyway, just look at this image and see which drink and description you're drawn to most, and let me know! It gives me a good idea of what to make for others in the future. Just have fun with it! Oh and maybe tell me about your favorite drink?? ☕🍵

[ooc: OTA and feel free to threadjack around!]

Comments

[getting_better]

So drunk is fine then? Just not hungover?

[ Yes, that is totally what she's getting at. ]

[nerine]

You know what I mean, Bishop...
On a different subject, how are you handling the newbies in your ranks?
I think you have a lot of interesting characters in the Shuten, but your group has always been really fun 🤭

[getting_better]

[ No he actually doesn't. Drunk or hungover are his only two modes, if they're not allowed then he's not allowed. ]

What do you mean my group? I don't have a group. I fly solo.

[ A beat. ]

Unless you mean the clan as a whole, in which case, yes, there are a lot of weirdos.

[ Says the weirdo. ]

[nerine]

Takes one to know one

[And she'll just say it too. They're kind of weirdly upfront with one another, but that's just how it is. It's an indication she likes him enough.]

Speaking of, do you happen to know Gojyo?

[getting_better]

[ If she could only see how dead his eyes become at that question. ]

Tragically, yes I do. He is in the clan after all and he was the one who hired me for that beach barbeque crap. Why?

[nerine]

Just wanted to confirm it c:
Gojyo and I are friends

[Pretty much. Probably. Nothing weird between them all things considered. Yeah.]

Somehow I'm not surprised you're not enthusiastic about him but I think that's what makes it even funnier.

[getting_better]

What have I done to you that you have to hurt me like this? Do you know how long I spend in the mirror everyone morning hoping and praying he doesn't suddenly come over for dinner?

[ Him and others, because he eats less and when he eats less he is unhappy. ]

You used to be nice to me.

[ For like a fraction of a second. ]

[nerine]

So he's either mooching off of you or making sure to keep you company. Or both.
I'm very nice to you still. You're just emitting less than immaculate vibes.

[getting_better]

Do I look like someone who needs company? Of course he's mooching off me. Though he doesn't know it yet, I have been keeping a tab for him. When it suits me, I will slap him with it.

Also you said I had depression and reminded me Gojyo is aware of my existence, how is that being nice?

[nerine]

By being honest, you know that I care!
Also lol
So it's that kind of friendship huh?

That makes me happy. For you and for him.

[getting_better]

[ Among everything she's said, that is by far the cruelest, most physically painful, and the most disgusting and horrific thing she's ever said. ]

He is not my friend. It physically pains me to even imply that. Our relationship is business, he doesn't seem to understand that.

[nerine]

with friends like these who needs enemies etc etc

But if I'm totally reading it all wrong
Then I'm not sure if even I qualify as a friend
You're you're little confusing sometimes Bishop
And that's coming from me

[Monts uses Confusion and it's very effective on opponents]

besides Gojyo's my friend
So that probably saying something about myself

[getting_better]

[ Haha, jokes on her! You can't be confused if you're insane and a walking hypocrisy! And Bishop is always confused so double joke. ]

It means you are a patient and kind person, leagues better than me.

[ And that is his honest appraisal of her. Not that she needs to prove she's better than him. ]

changing to private

[nerine]

In all seriousness though
Is there anything I could help you with?
Or is the work grind just getting to you in the Shuten clan?

Private

[getting_better]

[ And his assessment continues be proven true. ]

Didn't I say not to worry about it? It really isn't something you should be getting yourself involved with.