text; un: midnightmocha [OTA]

[nerine]

Hey there, to all the friends, enemies, and lovers!

I'm known as "Monts" and I'm an officer from the Tamamo Clan. Happy to make your acquaintance. With the new crop of Lost Souls that have found this corner of hell, I hope you've settled in with whatever faction you're assigned to and that you had a great welcome. 💖

Anyway, I want to get to know some of you a little bit more! It's nothing invasive, promise. What I'm proposing is...!





You see, I used to work at a magical cafe called "The Midnight Grind." Currently, I don't work as a barista but I'll have to polish up my skills again. These are a small sample of the drinks I would serve to customers from all different corners of all the different worlds!

Anyway, just look at this image and see which drink and description you're drawn to most, and let me know! It gives me a good idea of what to make for others in the future. Just have fun with it! Oh and maybe tell me about your favorite drink?? ☕🍵

[ooc: OTA and feel free to threadjack around!]

Comments

text; UN: Hammertime

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I dont understand pretty much any of this but I would literally kill a man and go to Double Hell for a black coffee right about now

[He does not realize he is telling on himself excruciatingly hard right now.]

text, un: autumn

[rainswords]

Tag yourself? You're asking people to make a selection based on which we find most relatable, correct?

Very well. Give me a moment.

Can I choose water? It's not among the choices available in your diagram but I feel it is the most suitable. Certainly, I don't find myself inclined towards any of the other options. Yes, I have settled on it.

Text - UN: Keystone

[swordofhisou]

Oh god, that caramel chocolate chip cookie macchiatto thing looks so good! I would love to get my hands on one of those, Monts!

[... The point.



Tenshi's head.

still, it was kind of accurate, even if she was a pleasant asshole.]

text; un: ironjaw

[federates]

Vaporwave boba!! I don't know what that is though.

Text| un: Chef

[perfectdistance]

In terms of drinks, I think I'd like the top three.

I can't say if the "vibes" fit.

[Or rather, he knows that those vibes fit, and he doesn't want to admit to it.]

text; un: beautythief

[empression]

I do like matcha lattes, but I don't really have a social media... and hot lattes are good too, but
Crippling and manic existential crisis?

[nerine]

I feel it's pretty straightforward enough? Have you ever heard of, "You are what you eat?"

Or in this case, "You are what you drink?"

[nerine]

How austere of you Xingqiue...!
Hm. Could I make a suggestion?

[nerine]

PSA: Don't be surprised at how long it takes to put it together. And also brush and floss your teeth vigorously after that drink c:

[nerine]

Interesting... I would have chalked you up to a black coffee kind of guy.

But the boba are those pearls you see in the drink!
They're made of tapioca starch and are pleasantly chewy.
They usually aren't that color you see though.

[nerine]

I think it means you have great taste.
But also, seek therapy. Possibly.

I'm not being totally serious but you know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[nerine]

You see all types at magic cafes Haru, trust me.
Though I suppose I put that there cause I thought it sounded mostly funny.


I definitely let my drink grow cold if I'm not careful though.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Oh in that case yeah I would choose black coffee because Im strong!

And pretty useful to boot!

[perfectdistance]

No, I think I'm fine.
Is there therapy in hell?

[he needs one so bad.]

text; un: shita-kiri suzume

[tonguecutter]

Those drinks look like they have far too much sugar for me to associate myself with them in any way. Those can't be healthy.

[ It's the principle of the matter! ]

text; un: sangria

[breweries]

Oh, these drinks look delicious, Miss Monts. I couldn't possibly choose from all of them except perhaps this curious-looking vaporwave boba.

Are you planning to establish your own cafe one day?

text; un: spindrift

[disagree]

Can you truly determine someone's personality from the drinks they order...?

text; un: y.mikotoba

[softshoes]

[Dad's trying his damnedest to get hip with the kids and comprehend this post, but man. It's just not happening.]

I'm afraid I don't understand, Miss Monts. How am I supposed to "tag" myself?

Text | un: godot

[beenwaitinglong]

Black coffee. [Of course.]

I'm in the process of trying every cafe in Jigoku-cho and I'll happily take your recommendations where to start.

[empression]

I do too. My thoughts just... stray, sometimes.
Or often.

[fuckdogramagra]

How do you even...consume...the. That really long named one, I'm not typing all of that out.

I know some parfaits I've seen have been intimidating, but they're at least a parfait, with a spoon. Not a drink.

[ ...if he's thinking about it this much, he probably wants it. This is the man who put stardust and calpis together for an ice cream float. ]

UN: tamamori

[fuckdogramagra]

While you're out there exploring the city, please consider taking the time to visit la sonnerie! ☆ We may have many...exotic drink options, but we still specialize in artisanal coffee blends!

Of course, I could also recommend Luwan-wan and Busy Bee as must-try coffee houses; they're both adjacent to Enma territory, and are centrally located nearer to Kaigo no Bou, if that's more convenient.

[ what a quick little shill he's learning to be,,,,, ]

[beenwaitinglong]

[YOU.]

You work at La Sonnerie?

[Also he's writing down those other recs and will be hitting them... possibly while sending these texts.]

Perhaps you can pass along some feedback.

[federates]

Coffee is good, but I actually read everything on the picture! I'm not depressed!

I'm not a "funky little person," though, either. But I would want to try some boba.

[nerine]

I gotta give it to you, you're pretty chipper for a guy who chose the drink that makes the bold claim of, "Probably depressed."