jigokucho | text; un: midnightmocha [OTA]

Hey there, to all the friends, enemies, and lovers!

I'm known as "Monts" and I'm an officer from the Tamamo Clan. Happy to make your acquaintance. With the new crop of Lost Souls that have found this corner of hell, I hope you've settled in with whatever faction you're assigned to and that you had a great welcome. 💖

Anyway, I want to get to know some of you a little bit more! It's nothing invasive, promise. What I'm proposing is...!

You see, I used to work at a magical cafe called "The Midnight Grind." Currently, I don't work as a barista but I'll have to polish up my skills again. These are a small sample of the drinks I would serve to customers from all different corners of all the different worlds!

Anyway, just look at this image and see which drink and description you're drawn to most, and let me know! It gives me a good idea of what to make for others in the future. Just have fun with it! Oh and maybe tell me about your favorite drink?? ☕🍵

[ooc: OTA and feel free to threadjack around!]

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[GOT 'EM.... But she wouldn't be quite the hostess without her brand of hospitality even if she does like being petty af.]

Sure thing 😊
I'll have to practice making the caramel part, but I think my version can hold up to the Midnight Grind.
If we ever get out of this hell and I'm back at the cafe, feel free to stop by too for other drinks!
That is if you see the door.

What do you mean, "see the door"?

Well, I did say, the cafe is magic.
Sometimes people find the door and it's easier if you're magically inclined to begin with or some sort of psychic.
It's a "corner of your eye" sort of deal.

That feels like a typical mage mindset. "Oh, look at our magical cafe only we can go to."

How do you stay in business if not everyone can find it?

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After working for her for a year, my boss isn't very "typical" even for a witch.
And we have regulars! It's not so much about making a profit as it is meeting people from different places.
The boss is very passionate about other people.
I mean, what else drives a person to make a corner of the universe into a normal-ish cafe?

Insanity, likely.

How did you start working for her? Stumbled in?

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Not too far off though she would protest.

And pretty much? I didn't know magic existed at that point and since I was willing, she hired me on.

[It's a much longer story but like hell is she giving any key details over the network of all places.]

So it was a "wow didn't know I had magical powers this whole time" story?

Ah, I'm not magic at all btw.
I mean, even an everyman can find our cafe, it's just trying again that's harder compared to everything else that isn't human.

[hmmm]

Hm.

How does an everyman caught up in a magical cafe end up all the way in hell, then?

I'm sure my years of agitating the sisters and mothers at my private Catholic middle school surely have caught up to me!
My invitation to eternal(?) damnation had been set pretty early on!

[Monts is very good at swerving...]

Good for you! Early goals!

But alright. I see, I see. By the by, you didn't tag yourself as a drink! You should join in on your own fun.

I'd choose the matcha latte.
First off, I have great hair which contributes to the immaculate vibes that have made me popular enough at the hostess club
But if I need to grab the nearest object to teach someone a lesson, well

insert the sign of the Cross gesture here

[monts doesn't even practice catholicism, she's just being sacrilegious, no wonder she's in heck ]

Ah, so there's the story of how you got in trouble at Catholic school. I'm learning so much about you.

That Cynthia Richards had what was coming to her and I still stand by that.

Anyway, dark middle school past aside, you're a curious Professor aren't you? Snooping around yourself?

But of course! I'm a curious mind. And to find out about the people who make up this place is something worth my time.

As much as humanity is made up of nothing but evildoers, it takes a certain person to be able to survive in hell, of course.

After being here for a while, I think everyone's gone through their own personal hell before finding themselves here if that makes sense.
So if you acquired some grit to begin with, your chances for handling what's here is decent.

I see. Else anyone else would be eaten up by this place, is what you're saying.

More than possible.
But there's a lot of us.
I was in the first group of Lost Souls and even then people made connections and helped each other out even when the going got tough
It's an odd type of hell if you think about it.
I've made a lot more friends here than when I was in my world.

That's....oddly wholesome for an idea of eternal damnation.

What can I say?
I'm a wholesome young woman 😌😇

How many people did you bully into becoming your friend, oh wholesome lady?

Honestly?
Only one.
Then again I don't think I bullied my way into that one, it was just a short series of silly coincidences.

[Sometimes, you make friends with people you whack over the head with an adult toy......]

We're cool now, all water under the bridge

Good for you. No bullying on your list of bad deeds!

But you seem like an outgoing sort, all the same. I'm not surprised.

I bully people that annoy me.

Do I? I gotta give it a rest like anyone else.

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