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[shittylittle]

[Guess which little shit managed to pout and flutter his lashes into not only getting introduction privileges, but also a fancy couch in the Mizukume just for him to film on?

This little shit. Shitty little vampire, even.

He's not even a ranked member, just some guy who's currently splayed very, very artistically on the plushest velvet couch Yizhi could manage to find (shout out to the #2 Tamamo Twink you a real G) and beaming at the camera. Sorry if you didn't want to see Aster's longass legs or pink hair today.

He's here. He's posting. It's happening.]

Hiiiii newbies~ Big Bro Aster is here to help you settle in ☆ I thought I'd help out my seniors, since they're all super hard workers, you know?

A~ny~way~

Welcome to the Tamamo Clan! Our leader's the most beautiful, kind, and intelligent woman in this place, you know? The Esteemed Tenkohime's taking on a lot of responsibility by letting us join the clan, so first thing's first: don't fuck up the image of the clan by goofing off or acting like an idiot. Remember, we're all here to work for our contracts! And while we're here, we're representing her, and everyone else! So don't go doing anything stupid while you're out there being one of the faces of us all; too many people have worked hard to make this place somewhere you can be your truest self for one little snot-nosed upstart to fuck it up.

Other than thaaaaat... [He squints at something just offscreen, humming and jiggling one leg impatiently, before winking at the camera once more.] Right! At inter-group functions, we have little clan badges to wear, which denote where we're from! Come get yours from one of your lovely seniors at the Mizukume as soon as you can, or you'll get spanked for being tardy! Huhu, not really~ But you might get in trouble, 'kay?

As for who your seniors are... Well, they can introduce themselves! Do your research; it'll pay off~ And one day soon, I'll be one of them, so don't forget who I am ♡

In shoooort: be your best self, be kind, work hard, and fuck harder!



[OOC: this is a clan mingle, so threadjack and tag in and just have fun!!]

Comments

[breweries]

[ couldn't die... ]

Have you met Owen?

[aphonik]

[ first off, how dare you. ]

yeah and i hope he fucking plays in traffic
or falls off a building

[breweries]

[ he couldn't resist! ]

Such small accidents wouldn't kill a Northern wizard like him.

But if you're not a wizard, then what exactly are you?

[aphonik]

[ well resist harder! ]

then he needs to un-north himself and die faster

and beats me. theres not a name for it
kinda like fuckin uhhh
a homunculus
or smthn

[breweries]

As they say, you can take a wizard from the North, but you can't take the North from a wizard. Owen wouldn't be Owen if he isn't like that.

Homunculus... Are there more of you in your world, or are you the only one of your kind?

[aphonik]

ya well id like him dead
or quiet
or even half-dead thatd be pretty alright

[ just a little homoerotic violence. ]

no
as in no i aint alone
i got like. 3 siblings
dont like em tho

[breweries]

You can certainly take out your aggressions on him however you like. Northern wizards live for the thrill of a fight, and the bloodier the better.

[ fellas......... ]

Unfortunate. But at the very least you still have some family. Most wizards would usually outlive theirs unless they're wizards as well.

[aphonik]

not like i needed permission or anything
cuz i was gonna do it anyway
but thanks for the support i guess

[ weird experience because most people are usually like 'dosei don't do that' or 'dosei that's morally wrong' or 'that's a fucking felony'. he digresses. ]

nah
id sell them out for a pina colada
if i never had to see them again id b better off

[breweries]

Anytime.

Are you perhaps in the mood for a pina colada at the moment?

[aphonik]

[ hmmmm.

something should tell him he's being buttered up for something or other, and yet. ]

yah sure
i got nothing else going on

[ head empty no thoughts only fruity beverages. ]

[breweries]

There will be a glass waiting for you whenever you drop by.

[ nah, he's not buttering dosei up for anything. but the topic change will never cease to amuse him. ]

[aphonik]

[ like pointing a laserpointer at the wall...catboy behaviour. ]

sure
ill come by later 2night