Video | un; Berserker | backdated slightly to start of Tanabata

[bananaoni]

Food and drink, fancily dressed women... Festivals are the perfect chance for pillaging!

[Believe it or not, Ibaraki is actually taking her time to dress up for this.]

Umu! Yes, do take care none of you fall in the path of my enjoyment this evening. And if you do then be sure to entertain me properly. There's nothing more dangerous than a bored oni after all~!

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Comments

text | un: scream.

[shurajodo]

what'll happen if i fall in your path or whatever the fuck

might seek you out depending

[bananaoni]

Only a fool would actively seek out an oni looking for entertainment. After all, who's to say that you would not end up as my next meal?

More meat to fill my belly! Kuhahaha!

[shurajodo]

i can't tell if i wanna hit up a bar with you or just laugh

[bananaoni]

Laughing while you're facing your demise is a good way to go. Fufu... but offering me drinks to appease me is also a good way to keep from being an oni's next meal.

[shurajodo]

Do you talk like this in real life

text - un; imchris

[shrieking_violet]

pillaging

just don't pillage the gambling stuff or i'll probably have to get killed by you.

Re: text - un; imchris

[bananaoni]

Gwahahaha! Who says that I'll simply kill you? Fufu... no, I would see to toying with you first. Slowly, for my amusement. Listening to your cries and begs of forgiveness and for me to end it all.

Kuku... yes- let it stew in your mind and fill you with abject fear, human! Imagine it!

[Such a fiend! Are you imagining it, Chris? A fierce and horrible oni doing this and that to you!? Read: probably strongarming you into buying her a bunch of crap.]

[shrieking_violet]

no there are gonna be so many other shutens there though someone likes me enough to stop you right?

[ OH GOD please kill her quickly, she's too dumb to realize this isn't a legitimate threat. ]

[bananaoni]

Ha! As if any would dare stop me. Many would attempt to join in. Unfortunately for them I am not of the mind to share my food.

But perhaps I might go ahead and toss them the left-over scraps!

text; un: totokochan

[socute]

is this your way of telling us you're gonna get blackout drunk and we shouldnt trip over you??

[bananaoni]

Eh? More like I'll turn your blood into my drink for the night, fool!

Hmph, after I squeeze you dry of whatever pathetic excuse for a life you have in your body, of course~.

[socute]

okay one, that's fucking gross

two, the hell you will?!

[bananaoni]

I will and shall! After all, there is only one way to keep an seeking entertainment at bay.

And I highly doubt you've what it takes to do so~!

video; un: Power4President

[thefinalpower]

[ The video is just Power pointing at the screen! ]

More horns...!!

[bananaoni]

Umu! So, you have noticed my mighty horns, have you. Kuku... yes, look closely! For they are the pride and mark of a true oni! One that stands above all others in their might!

[She's puffing and preening and totally giving all sorts of angles of her proud horns!]

[thefinalpower]

I have some too!

[ She points at her own! Check 'em out! ]

Mine are the mark of a fearsome Blood Fiend though, not an oni like yourself!

[bananaoni]

[Gaaassspppp! A Blood Fiend?! What's a Blood Fiend? It doesn't matter cause it sounds really cool! Not as cool as oni, of course, but still cool!]

Hmph, indeed, I see them. Not quite as grand as mine, but few are. I know not what a "Blood Fiend" is, however.

[It sounds dope and chuuni as hell though!]

We Both Knew She Wouldn't Resist This

[swordofhisou]

[Someone was standing with her legs akimbo, her fists on her hips, her sword on her back, laughing way too long.]

Oh, and just how do you think I should entertain you if you come barging onto our turf, oni? Maybe I'll come see if you Shuten punks are setting up an arena down there and show up in your area!

o like a moth to an electric candle

[bananaoni]

With drinks and entertainment of course! That and gifts, lots of gifts and tribute.

[An arena though, hm... yes, she does suppose there will be one of those.]

Or do you wish to come to me so that I may get my fill... again.

[swordofhisou]

[Tap chin. Tap tap tap. Was that an ... invitation? She considered whether or not to get in her face about expecting her to bring gifts, and the urge to beat her up. Decisions decisions.]

Oh? You think you'll get your fill again, do you? Maybe I will come at you. But careful that you don't go and choke on it. I might be more than you can handle this time.

[bananaoni]

Ha!? As if! I'll totally kick your celestial butt again!

[Huffs and huffs!]

You'll end up begging me for mercy, and perhaps I might show it. Indeed, the one who will choke on it is you.

video. un: daiginjyo.

[osake]

[ somewhere as the evening nears its end, and the party's all sobered up thanks to a certain incident: ]

Did you have fun, Ibaraki?

I do hope you didn't fall for any tricks tonight...

[bananaoni]

Shuten! Kuku indeed, I had lots of fun and enjoyed myself immensely!

[Quite the rebound here! Just ignore the whole thing with Tenshi, because Iba's ego is certainly doing its best to.]

But you don't have to worry, I wouldn't fall for any mere, paltry tricks.

[She has a ritsy, dog collar on. What's up with that?]

[osake]

... Hm?

[ well, there is something they need to talk about, but. ]

What's that around your neck?

[bananaoni]

Eh...?

Ah- d-d-don't worry about it... some stupid, delinquent celestial gave it to me.

[Now she's looking super-duper embarrassed! Fiddling with the gold accessory.]