text; un: ENMA

[jigokumods]

The Department of the Enma

Memorandum

To: All Officers
From: The Desk of the Enma
Subject: "Beach Party"


All Officers of the Department of the Enma will be sharing shifts on life-guard duty for the "Beach Party" event hosted by the Sutoku Alliance, per request of the Daitengu. Shifts will last no more than two (2) hours each, and compensation will come in the form of free access to all food and drink.

That is all.

-The Desk of the Enma


[[ooc; the Enma, as usual, will not be responding to any comments, but players are encouraged to interact among themselves below!]]

Comments

un: majima

[no_kyouken]

havin' fun yet?

Re: un: majima

[pervy_kappa]

Yeah yeah, get your laughs in big guy.

[You wouldn't believe the things he's managed to work on and pull off to prevent his life from going straight to the shitter just now.]

Spending an entire day feeding cops for free is definitely my own personal hell.
Remind me never to play the part of a good dog for this clan ever fuckin' again. It ain't worth it.

[He was right to keep himself to the sidelines to all this clan bullshit these past few months. He was an idiot to think a stupid promotion would have insinuated anything better.]

[no_kyouken]

Do ya want me t'help ya, or not?

[pervy_kappa]

...... Eh?








[Wait.


What was that now?]




'S that right?
You want to help, huh?

[no_kyouken]

'Want' is a real strong fuckin' word.
I'm saying that I will.

[pervy_kappa]

[.... Okay. Yeah. That sounds way more like the Majima he knows.]

Depends.

What is it that you're trying to get out of this.

[Even he's smart enough to know that every act of service has a price.]

[no_kyouken]

For fuck's sake, Gojyo.
There's nothing *to* get out of it.

[pervy_kappa]

For serious?
You're seriously offering a free-of-charge no-expenses-attached act of good semeritainship?

You feeling okay?

Did ya get into a fight? Someone didn't punch ya in the face too hard did they?

[Even the people he's 'closest' to in this weird hell-scape only offered him help if he payed them back in turn.]

[no_kyouken]

do you want help or not

[pervy_kappa]

Depends on how you're willing to help.

[no_kyouken]

help ya stock up an' i can help day of

[pervy_kappa]

Stock huh?
Well, I suppose it ain't ever a bad thing to have a few extra muscle-grunts around.

Sure. You're hired.

Thanks for the help Maji-pyon~♥

[no_kyouken]

quit callin' me that

[pervy_kappa]

Nope.
Gotta fight me if you ever want me to stop.

[Yeah, he's still waiting for the resolution on that bet you initially put into place, Majima.]

[no_kyouken]

what are ya, 12?

[pervy_kappa]

Hey now, don't be sour.
You cant just go around having people address you the way you want if you ain't showing them respect in turn, yeah?
That's just social ettequite 101.

[no_kyouken]

make me, i guess

[pervy_kappa]

Oy.
That's literally what I said to you two threads ago.
Don't play coy by throwing the same BS right back at me.
Be original Maji-pyon.

I believe in you.

[no_kyouken]

just figured ya wouldn't mind a taste of yer own medicine

[pervy_kappa]

So is this you finally saying that you agree to our little rematch?

[He is sporting the smarmiest little smirk right now.]

[no_kyouken]

sure whatever. gettin' th'feelin' nothing actually shuts yer mouth though.