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[jigokumods]

The Department of the Enma

Memorandum

To: All Officers
From: The Desk of the Enma
Subject: "Beach Party"


All Officers of the Department of the Enma will be sharing shifts on life-guard duty for the "Beach Party" event hosted by the Sutoku Alliance, per request of the Daitengu. Shifts will last no more than two (2) hours each, and compensation will come in the form of free access to all food and drink.

That is all.

-The Desk of the Enma


[[ooc; the Enma, as usual, will not be responding to any comments, but players are encouraged to interact among themselves below!]]

Comments

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[taintedpeony]

Is everything alright A-Jing? You sound distressed.

[pervy_kappa]

Yeah. Distressed is one way to put it.

Fucking dirt poor and in debt due to a shady-ass boss is another.

[NEVER HELPING AGAIN]

[taintedpeony]

[Wow, Don't even look after your people. What a cheapskate Toraguma. He didn't regret putting up those lewd posters now. He was going to have to make more.]

He's putting the entire cost on you?!

[pervy_kappa]

He's willing to cover current expenses in advance, but it is directly pulled from all future paychecks.

[Stright from the Oni's mouth.]

[taintedpeony]

[Ugh. What an asshole. He hated bosses who didn't treat his workers well. It was his job as a boss too. He's going to paint an even smaller dick on him now.]

You're going to struggle for a while, then. Do you want some help? I can feed you if you like. And I may be able to request your assistance in something else as well.

[pervy_kappa]

... What.

You mean like a job?

[taintedpeony]

Sort of?

I need to occasionally perform in front of people with a partner. And you know my issues there. I would rather partner with someone I trust. I'm willing to split half my take./span>

[pervy_kappa]

Performing?
So like dancing?
Is it stripping?




I suppose I can do stripping.

[taintedpeony]

It night be a bit more than that sadly...

Hence my apprehension. But whatever you are comfortable with. I respect your boundaries.

[pervy_kappa]

Okay.

But.

How much 'more' are we talking about here?

[taintedpeony]

What are you comfortable with? My clients want a good show, they call the shots here.

[pervy_kappa]

Heh.
You do know how cagey you're making it sound, right?
Okay, better question. Is it a dancing gig or a sex-work gig?

[If you won't get to the point Guangyao, he will.]