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[jigokumods]

The Department of the Enma

Memorandum

To: All Officers
From: The Desk of the Enma
Subject: "Beach Party"


All Officers of the Department of the Enma will be sharing shifts on life-guard duty for the "Beach Party" event hosted by the Sutoku Alliance, per request of the Daitengu. Shifts will last no more than two (2) hours each, and compensation will come in the form of free access to all food and drink.

That is all.

-The Desk of the Enma


[[ooc; the Enma, as usual, will not be responding to any comments, but players are encouraged to interact among themselves below!]]

Comments

[pervy_kappa]

Yeah yeah, do I really look like I wanna get my ass kicked that badly?

[Don't answer that.]

Here I freaking volunteered to help with the food to make our clan look good and all I get is poverty.

Guess I learned my fucking lesson.

[appleforyou]

Guess you did.

Although, if you’re such a shitty salesman that a handful of freebies keeps you from turning a profit, maybe you weren’t really cut out to help in the first place.

[pervy_kappa]

Dude. Hate to break it to you but he has me paying for all of it. Chef, supplies, grocaries. Its all coming outta my check.

So unless this one day BBQ is making me over 3 grand in sales I'm fucked no matter which way you put it.