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jigokucho2022-03-28 12:48 pm
jigokumods) wrote in jigokucho2022-03-28 12:48 pm
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video; un: TIGER-STRIPED
[ The scene is familiar to most of the Shuten Clan at this point. It's Toraguma's office at the Arena, the wall behind his desk covered in ornate and fancy looking weapons, as well as a giant sake gourd kept in a glass case right behind his chair. It was the symbol of the clan's namesake, the legendary magic gourd of his former master.
Toraguma himself looks... sweaty. Like he's just come from a workout. Or was just eating himself into a sweat, again, as he likes to do. ]
Listen up, you dogs!
[ Oh, and he's yelling, that's familiar, too. ]
The Night Parade is gonna be happening at the beginning of next month!
As you've seen from all the work you've been doing so far, it's a pretty big fuckin' deal! And I want MY guys to show our pride out there when the celebrations start!
We're gonna have a sumo ring set up, and I want all of you guys to muscle up and show this city your mettle! Prizes to those who win, obviously, but if any one with Shuten Clan credentials loses a match, I'm gonna dock your fuckin' pay!
[ Yeah, that sounds about right. ]
And remember to have fun, damnit!
Toraguma himself looks... sweaty. Like he's just come from a workout. Or was just eating himself into a sweat, again, as he likes to do. ]
Listen up, you dogs!
[ Oh, and he's yelling, that's familiar, too. ]
The Night Parade is gonna be happening at the beginning of next month!
As you've seen from all the work you've been doing so far, it's a pretty big fuckin' deal! And I want MY guys to show our pride out there when the celebrations start!
We're gonna have a sumo ring set up, and I want all of you guys to muscle up and show this city your mettle! Prizes to those who win, obviously, but if any one with Shuten Clan credentials loses a match, I'm gonna dock your fuckin' pay!
[ Yeah, that sounds about right. ]
And remember to have fun, damnit!
un: riptide; voice
[Okay, he cares () much about prizes but if he gets a chance to throw down against some of the fighters he's only managed to catch glimpses of up until now...]
Can I trade in my prize for a round against you, boss? [Then, remembering this is public, he adds-] Oh right, and to anyone else who's listening... what is sumo exactly?
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I'm... not being allowed to participate in the sumo. The advisors say it's against the rules for a judge to be in matches.
[ He sounds legitimately upset about this. ]
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[How boring- but that's fine, those are the rules, after all, and there will be plenty of worthy opponents judging by the replies here alone.]
Don't miss a second of my performance- it'll be worth the wait.
[the shuten tw(i/u)nk army grows]
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[ Hell, he might give more than just that commemorative gourd out, if someone is particularly impressive... ]