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Jonathan Sims | The Archivist ([personal profile] eyediot) wrote in [community profile] jigokucho2022-09-11 04:15 am

[LOCKED TO DEPARTMENT OF ENMA] Voice; UN: jsarchivist

[The voice that speaks is English, posh, and sounds utterly exhausted and done with everything at the moment. Still a pleasant voice to listen to though. Could read a phone book and make it sound nice.]

I have, against all better judgment, been tasked with welcoming the new members to the Department of Enma.

Welcome. [It sounds less like an actual welcome and more "this is scripted and I am required to say the word 'welcome' somewhere in this."] This faction is for city departments with most of you being funneled directly into the law enforcement branch whether you like it or not. There is, unfortunately, no direct way to transfer out of this department until you have been part of the system for several weeks and even then it is not a guarantee. And that alone is a frustrating process. However, there are other departments within this building that you can find work in, such as the legal department if that is more your particular specialty.

The department is given the great burden of trying to keep order in the City amongst the other factions. It's a futile effort given the amount of problems that arise, but nonetheless you will be expected to assist in times of need. If you find the Department does not pay enough for your living expenses, I've been told you are welcome to get a second job. There is also provided assigned living quarters that are borderline adequate that you are still paying for yourself.

My name is Jonathan Sims. I work in the records and archives department. I will not answer your questions, however, superior officer Lieutenant Julieta Juris will be more than happy to answer any questions anyone has. She is experienced and has been here for some time now. I can provide directions and her office hours if new recruits need.

[Is he throwing Julieta under the bus?

Maybe so. Maybe next time don't voluntell him to do this after you argue with him over whether or not being dead is an “excuse” to “give up” working in a department he hates from the outset and just accept his transfer request the first time.]


We are currently investigating a kidnapping that happened at the most recent festival. We have some leads as to the whereabouts, but are still looking into some details.

I suppose that's everything. Good luck. Again, I will not answer your questions, but please feel free to direct all inquiries to Superior Officer Lieutenant Julieta Juris.


[ooc; Open to all Enma folks, threadjack, go wild!]
holeful: (Sawbones Episode 1: Trepanation) (How is that not on the 'Tube?)

[personal profile] holeful 2022-09-12 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, sometimes when you do good work Mr Enma gives you powers? I think some people get powers they already had back, but I'm just a normal human so he gave me dog senses and the ability to make holes in things. That's why I have dog ears and a tail now!
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[personal profile] divisors 2022-09-12 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I. Alright. That's. A combination of powers.
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[personal profile] holeful 2022-09-12 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, dogs dig holes, so doesn't it sort of make sense?
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[personal profile] divisors 2022-09-12 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)





Maybe. Its still strange.
holeful: (By 2029 I'll be drinking moon juice)

[personal profile] holeful 2022-09-12 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Well plus I have my hole too. So I figure it's also because of that.
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[personal profile] divisors 2022-09-12 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That hole, that hole...

Where did you get it?
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[personal profile] holeful 2022-09-12 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Does it really matter where I got it? I'm just glad to have it now.
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[personal profile] divisors 2022-09-12 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Why does it make you glad? Its an injury.
holeful: pixiv ID #2539866 (And I said no. You know; like a liar.)

[personal profile] holeful 2022-09-12 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, because it helps me think!
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[personal profile] divisors 2022-09-12 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't it do the opposite...? You're a strange one.
holeful: (My vibe is like)

[personal profile] holeful 2022-09-12 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, you'd think! But when the wind flows through my hole it makes things a lot clearer! That's why I'm grateful for it.
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[personal profile] divisors 2022-09-12 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
....Sure.

Have you had it for long?
holeful: (13 year olds are the meanest people)

[personal profile] holeful 2022-09-12 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I've had it for three years. I don't know if you'd call that long.
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[personal profile] divisors 2022-09-12 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That isn't long, no.

You're...intriguing. I'll give you that much.
holeful: (By 2029 I'll be drinking moon juice)

[personal profile] holeful 2022-09-12 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I accept your offer to be friends, professor!

[You can practically hear his tail wagging.]
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[personal profile] divisors 2022-09-12 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
We're....not friends.
holeful: (or do I just need to go to sleep?")

[personal profile] holeful 2022-09-12 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Nonsense! We work together and you're teaching me so we might as well be friends too!
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[personal profile] divisors 2022-09-12 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
We're not friends.
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[personal profile] divisors 2022-09-12 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I am someone who treads the shadows, who sits on the throne to look above. I have no need of friends.
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[personal profile] holeful 2022-09-12 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, cool!
[Somehow even though thanks to the auto translator, Moriarty is hearing all this in english, somehow this sounds More In English.]

When you say stuff like that, it's clear how you came to be known as the Napoleon of Crime!
[CAN YOU TWO AT LEAST TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE IN THE LAW ENFORCEMENT DEPARTMENT?]
divisors: (transversal)

[personal profile] divisors 2022-09-12 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[WOW]

You're incorrigible. Shut up.
holeful: (By 2029 I'll be drinking moon juice)

[personal profile] holeful 2022-09-12 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay! Let me know if you need help with anything else!
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[personal profile] divisors 2022-09-12 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
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