[LOCKED TO DEPARTMENT OF ENMA] Voice; UN: jsarchivist

[eyediot]

[The voice that speaks is English, posh, and sounds utterly exhausted and done with everything at the moment. Still a pleasant voice to listen to though. Could read a phone book and make it sound nice.]

I have, against all better judgment, been tasked with welcoming the new members to the Department of Enma.

Welcome. [It sounds less like an actual welcome and more "this is scripted and I am required to say the word 'welcome' somewhere in this."] This faction is for city departments with most of you being funneled directly into the law enforcement branch whether you like it or not. There is, unfortunately, no direct way to transfer out of this department until you have been part of the system for several weeks and even then it is not a guarantee. And that alone is a frustrating process. However, there are other departments within this building that you can find work in, such as the legal department if that is more your particular specialty.

The department is given the great burden of trying to keep order in the City amongst the other factions. It's a futile effort given the amount of problems that arise, but nonetheless you will be expected to assist in times of need. If you find the Department does not pay enough for your living expenses, I've been told you are welcome to get a second job. There is also provided assigned living quarters that are borderline adequate that you are still paying for yourself.

My name is Jonathan Sims. I work in the records and archives department. I will not answer your questions, however, superior officer Lieutenant Julieta Juris will be more than happy to answer any questions anyone has. She is experienced and has been here for some time now. I can provide directions and her office hours if new recruits need.

[Is he throwing Julieta under the bus?

Maybe so. Maybe next time don't voluntell him to do this after you argue with him over whether or not being dead is an “excuse” to “give up” working in a department he hates from the outset and just accept his transfer request the first time.]

We are currently investigating a kidnapping that happened at the most recent festival. We have some leads as to the whereabouts, but are still looking into some details.

I suppose that's everything. Good luck. Again, I will not answer your questions, but please feel free to direct all inquiries to Superior Officer Lieutenant Julieta Juris.


[ooc; Open to all Enma folks, threadjack, go wild!]

Comments

text un: cainknightley

[himbosupreme]

Sorry about the introduction, I offered to do it but I think he was being forced. He's actually a pretty nice guy, he's just grumpy right now. （︶^︶）

That being said, I'm more than happy to help any new recruits! I have experience with protection and keeping order in the kingdom, and I'd be glad to share my knowledge! Lieutenant Julieta is very good at her job, but if she is busy with something, I'll be sure to try and find you whatever answers you are looking for!

( *^-^)ρ(^0^* )

text | un: antichristsplusone

[curriculum_fictae]

Oh! That's very helpful.

Who are you again?

this is what jon has to deal with

[himbosupreme]

Oh crap, did I forget to introduce myself?

I'm Cain Knightley, a former knight of the Central Kingdom, and currently a Sergeant in the Enma Department. Did you have any questions?
.( •̀ ω •́ )y

[curriculum_fictae]

Do you like working with Jon?

[himbosupreme]

Yes, for the most part! I'm no stranger to guys who don't really know how to talk to anyone. It's important that you keep trying with them anyway, since sometimes they're secretly happy for the conversation.

Do you know him then? (´･ω･`)?

[divisors]

Why are you so...cheerful.

[himbosupreme]

Well someone has to be.

[divisors]

The emojis are a little excessive.

im not even sorry for him

[himbosupreme]

Well, you can't see my face right now so it helps express what I'm thinking, right? Plus they're pretty cute! We don't have anything like this where I'm from.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)I like this guy. He's very funky.

text; un: dynamight

[apshot]

Fucking creepy that you're using emotes.

[himbosupreme]

Weren't you the guy who complained about it last time? What problem do you even have with it?


（︶^︶）

[apshot]

Adults using them is hella creepy. That's all that there is to it.

[himbosupreme]

You can't be that much younger than me, can you?

not here

[eyediot]

[Not Jon installing an adblock filter just for the blingy text while he ignores compliments Cain gave in this.]

un:phoenixprincess

[itstillhurt]

Oh, good, you're still doing that.

[himbosupreme]

( •̀ ω •́ )✧

[itstillhurt]

Careful, you might give new arrivals a misleading impression about how cheerful our office environment is.

[Although...]

On second thought, keep it up, that sounds hilarious.

un: dostoevsky

[fatalism]

ah, this is most helpful. i am afraid your colleague's introduction did not inspire much confidence.

[himbosupreme]

[At least SOMEONE appreciates him.]

Haha, sorry about that. He's a good guy, really! Just not so great at the whole giving pep talks thing. Did you have anything you wanted to ask, then?
\^o^/

[fatalism]

[ oh no, he's found a cinnamon roll. ]

yes, i wish to make headway in obtaining a job. what would your suggestions be?

[ listen, he was a criminal back home the job thing is hard. ]

preferably something that doesn't require physical exertion. i have some experience with computers.

[himbosupreme]

[Well it's true that Cain was a cinnamon roll mostly, but he's also kind of insane.]

Ah, so you're like the opposite of me, huh?
I know Sir van Zieks is doing stuff in the legal department with paperwork and 'affadavits' so I'm sure he'd appreciate any help he get. There's also people working with tech-though, I think you'd have to talk to the guy who made this post about that too. I mostly do outside stuff like investigation and patrols.

[emet_sulk]

This is the second time I have seen someone use those 'faces'.

[himbosupreme]

Oh, are you also new to these 'kaomoji' things?

It's pretty simple, I think there's a button you have to press to get the little faces to come up and then you can pick one!

[emet_sulk]

[ After some fiddling, he gets this: ]

٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶

[himbosupreme]

(/≧▽≦)/

There you go!! You got it-now you can annoy everyone who sends them to you! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧