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[localweirdo]

Hello, I hope you are all doing well. My name is Hu Tao and I was curious.

Is there anyone here who might be interested in learning how to do a burial? Or perhaps might know a thing or two about it?

Please do let me know, I want to see how many people might help me restart my business! I promise that if you join, you'll be a discount on whatever coffin you choose!

[And there she goes.]

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[getting_better]

Is your business running a funeral parlor?

[localweirdo]

Of course! Is there anything you wish to learn?

[Nevermind that he may or may not be interested but she has to figure out how to keep it running!]

[getting_better]

[ He's surprised. He was honestly just making a joke. ]

Aside from how odd it is to ask for anyone who's interested in a career as an undertaker on a public network, more curious about the term you used. Burial.

Honestly not all that complicated to do, any old joe schmoe down the road can do it, unless it's something that goes past the usual shovel dirt and get a priest to say some rites.

[localweirdo]

And all the more reason that we need to talk about it more often. It's only fair when it's a natural part of life, correct?

But there is a lot more that goes into it then one thinks! You have to take account into how that person lived their life or what their family member wants.

[Beat] Plus, it'll just be boring if all we did was just put them in a coffin and call it a day!

[getting_better]

Not sure how I feel about someone being excited about burials.

[ But he's met worse.

He gives it some thought, if there's something more to gain from learning this. Then there's also the fact did steal from the Sutoku recently and he's not sure who this person is aligned with. ]

But sure, why not. I'll bite. Sign me up for lessons.

[ And ultimately decides, fuck it. ]

[localweirdo]

What can I say? It comes with the job when all you want to do is to make sure people die happy!

[Although, there was a moment from what she read. As much as her post was asking for people to look more into her business, it was another to see it happening!]

Really, you will? Just like that and no strings attached?

[getting_better]

I can attach some strings if you'd like.

[ His offer does actually come with some strings, but none that would matter to her. ]

[localweirdo]

No, I rather not. Although, I do have to admit, what kind of strings attached do you have in mind?

[Hm.....!!]

[getting_better]

Oh you know, free lunch and allowance. That sort of thing. But I figured its a bit cruel to ask that of someone trying to jumpstart their business.

[ Also he just figures there might be a use for that knowledge in the future. ]

[localweirdo]

Perhaps it is but there's nothing to say that it won't be something I can do down the line.

[Because she already has a feeling that there might be others like him working her business!

ooc: Also sorry for the late. Teacher life has been fun.]

[getting_better]

Then we can probably talk about it when the time comes. I'm no expert businessman but, offering that kind of service while giving out free lessons is a disadvantage this early on.

[ Not to mention he can and will make his own food which would be leagues better than what most can cook up. ]

[ ooc: s'okay, I can relate. ]

[localweirdo]

If only one of my certain consultants will learn. But alas, it seems that he always wants me to save him whenever he forgets his wallet.

[Why no, she's not talking about a specific person. Not at all.]

[getting_better]

Isn't that a kinda pathetic?

[ He kids. It is actually very pathetic. ]

[localweirdo]

In a way, I suppose. However, you better be careful. He may be listening in!

[Hu Tao, you're not any better.]

[getting_better]

I don't know them so no skin off my back.

So, when do lessons start?

[localweirdo]

I was hoping for some time in mid September as I finalize everything.

You sure you still want to do it? This is a job that one has to learn how to hide a dead body!

[getting_better]

Don't you mean bury a body? That's something an assassin would say.

[ Myth: Not true. Assassins would say dispose. At least he does. ]

[localweirdo]

What makes you think I'm not?

[Just saying.]

[getting_better]

[ Red flag. ]

Out of curiosity how many people have signed up for lessons?

[localweirdo]

[Alas, if he only knew she was joking.]

So far? Only a handful.

But I am hoping to gain some more once business starts moving along so do not fear! You will get your rewards!

[getting_better]

[ He's wondering if anyone else would see that declaration about being a possible assassin? He doubts she is but, certainly would put some people off. ]

I'll hold you to your word then. Let me know once lessons start, teach.