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[localweirdo]

Hello, I hope you are all doing well. My name is Hu Tao and I was curious.

Is there anyone here who might be interested in learning how to do a burial? Or perhaps might know a thing or two about it?

Please do let me know, I want to see how many people might help me restart my business! I promise that if you join, you'll be a discount on whatever coffin you choose!

[And there she goes.]

Comments

[localweirdo]

What can I say? It comes with the job when all you want to do is to make sure people die happy!

[Although, there was a moment from what she read. As much as her post was asking for people to look more into her business, it was another to see it happening!]

Really, you will? Just like that and no strings attached?

[getting_better]

I can attach some strings if you'd like.

[ His offer does actually come with some strings, but none that would matter to her. ]

[localweirdo]

No, I rather not. Although, I do have to admit, what kind of strings attached do you have in mind?

[Hm.....!!]

[getting_better]

Oh you know, free lunch and allowance. That sort of thing. But I figured its a bit cruel to ask that of someone trying to jumpstart their business.

[ Also he just figures there might be a use for that knowledge in the future. ]

[localweirdo]

Perhaps it is but there's nothing to say that it won't be something I can do down the line.

[Because she already has a feeling that there might be others like him working her business!

ooc: Also sorry for the late. Teacher life has been fun.]

[getting_better]

Then we can probably talk about it when the time comes. I'm no expert businessman but, offering that kind of service while giving out free lessons is a disadvantage this early on.

[ Not to mention he can and will make his own food which would be leagues better than what most can cook up. ]

[ ooc: s'okay, I can relate. ]

[localweirdo]

If only one of my certain consultants will learn. But alas, it seems that he always wants me to save him whenever he forgets his wallet.

[Why no, she's not talking about a specific person. Not at all.]

[getting_better]

Isn't that a kinda pathetic?

[ He kids. It is actually very pathetic. ]

[localweirdo]

In a way, I suppose. However, you better be careful. He may be listening in!

[Hu Tao, you're not any better.]

[getting_better]

I don't know them so no skin off my back.

So, when do lessons start?

[localweirdo]

I was hoping for some time in mid September as I finalize everything.

You sure you still want to do it? This is a job that one has to learn how to hide a dead body!

[getting_better]

Don't you mean bury a body? That's something an assassin would say.

[ Myth: Not true. Assassins would say dispose. At least he does. ]

[localweirdo]

What makes you think I'm not?

[Just saying.]

[getting_better]

[ Red flag. ]

Out of curiosity how many people have signed up for lessons?

[localweirdo]

[Alas, if he only knew she was joking.]

So far? Only a handful.

But I am hoping to gain some more once business starts moving along so do not fear! You will get your rewards!

[getting_better]

[ He's wondering if anyone else would see that declaration about being a possible assassin? He doubts she is but, certainly would put some people off. ]

I'll hold you to your word then. Let me know once lessons start, teach.