text; un: ENMA

[jigokumods]

The Department of the Enma

Memorandum

To: All Lost Souls representative of the Department of the Enma
From: The Desk of the Enma
Subject: "Tanabata"


It has come to our understanding that an invitation to attend the grand opening of Sai no Kawara, a joint venture of the Shuten and Tamamo clans.

Our investigation into illicit "Stardust" trade has made it imperative that we accept this invitation, and attend as keepers of Order and to assure that all dealings are "above level".

[ Did he just make an underground pun? ]

Representatives of the Department of the Enma will be allowed participation in Tanabata festivities including, but not limited to; wish-making, consumption of alcoholic beverages, moderated gambling, sessions with hosts and other service workers, and dancing.

Considering the situation we found ourselves earlier in the summer, it has been advised that relaxation and diversion may be necessary to assure a functional work force. Therefore it should be considered part of your work to attend this "grand opening", both as a keeper of Order and as a matter of personal activity.

That is all.

-The Desk of the Enma


[[ooc; the Enma, as usual, will not be responding to any comments, but players are encouraged to interact among themselves below! Captain Shiki may respond, as well. ]]

Comments

[parasaito]

[Maybe next time Saito will offer to give Fukuda a nice, shiny new hole. Firework included as bonus. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Yes, they're all pigs. But not you. You're different.

You're more like this unedited picture. Which is a lot more jarring to me.

[holeful]

[No one hole is enough for him but if you want to do a collab with a third party he would consider it.

Also Yun I hate this image you've brought into being. It's very cursed.]

Ahah, well, you've got me there! I'm still getting used to being part dog myself.

[parasaito]

['Twas a pleasure, you have no idea how fun it was editing it.]

Are you already up for adoption? Or is it still too early for that?

1/2

[holeful]

[This is very funny given the headcanon backstory I gave Fukuda;]

More like too late? The system doesn't typically process adoptions after you reach the age of majority.

2/2

[holeful]

But if this is your way of asking to hang out, I accept!

[FUKUDA YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHOSE USERNAME THIS IS.]

1/2

[parasaito]

I don't even know how you got that idea from my question. But if you insist.

[Yes Fukuda, what are you thinking, you shouldn't invite strangers to meet!? You never know what the person on the other side of the screen might be scheming thinking!]

[private] 2/2

[parasaito]

[Cue the location that is sent followed by the note "@ 2200", in a private message. The coordinates point to a back alley in one of the less crowded streets of Enma. Both are questionable picks, but Saito figures neither will dissuade the other man.]

also private

[holeful]

[Just in case anyone else is looking at this and wants to know ooc whether Fukuda really is dumb enough that he would take Saito up on this incredibly suspicious invitation;]

Got it! I'll see you soon!