text - UN: FIREDRAGON, ota

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The upcoming Σ(*ﾉ´>ω<｡`)ﾉ BEACH PARTY!! ヽ(´ω｀○)ﾉ.+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+ is a manner of social gathering I am not familiar with.

My attempts to research have led to such a wide range of activities and manners of dress¹ that I'm unsure what to expect or how to prepare.


So,

What are my fellow Lost Souls wearing to this affair-?
Can one arrive over-dressed to such an occasion-?²

Insight would be greatly appreciated.

¹Researching "beach fashion" largely results om what I can charitably describe as wet lingerie.^3
2It seems coming under dressed is nearly impossible.
³Not that I'm complaining.

Comments

[fuckdogramagra]

Don't you kun me and then casually leave!!!!

[ THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF HIS LIFE ACTUALLY? ]

[watermemory]

Eh, Tamamori...!

[For some reason he didn't expect Tama to actually jump at him and dangle on like a macaque. He's not going to literally shake him off (like the absent third member of this circus would) and there's not enough room in the entranceway to turn and close the door behind them, so Minakami is just. Kind of stuck here, one arm up and bracing backwards to keep his balance while holding Tama's weight.]

[From how he's clutching the phone, he's probably sending a random stream of gibberish over in the convo window with Ydris, but that's the least of anyone's concerns right now.]

H-how is that the same as telling people I'm bending you in h--

[Minakami freezes in silent horror when Matoba walks by, cutting that sentence off much, much too late.]

[fuckdogramagra]

[ Okay you know what. He's not making any money off of this circus and he's going to die in real life forever if Kim or Kimm show up so he's just going to use his hanging dramatics to yank Minakami in to his damn room before this gets any worse for either of them. THEY CAN HAVE THIS DEEPLY UPSETTING CONVERSATION INSIDE WITH ADULT VOICES as if it's not Tama's fault this has exploded. And happened at all. His life is over. ]