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The upcoming Σ(*ﾉ´>ω<｡`)ﾉ BEACH PARTY!! ヽ(´ω｀○)ﾉ.+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+ is a manner of social gathering I am not familiar with.

My attempts to research have led to such a wide range of activities and manners of dress¹ that I'm unsure what to expect or how to prepare.


So,

What are my fellow Lost Souls wearing to this affair-?
Can one arrive over-dressed to such an occasion-?²

Insight would be greatly appreciated.

¹Researching "beach fashion" largely results om what I can charitably describe as wet lingerie.^3
2It seems coming under dressed is nearly impossible.
³Not that I'm complaining.

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