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真島 吾朗 🔪 Majima Gorō ([personal profile] no_kyouken) wrote in [community profile] jigokucho2022-05-19 08:00 pm

[ LOCKED TO SHUTEN CLAN ] video | un: majima

[ Your current Shuten Clan Lost Soul lieutenant is here with an important PSA for this unruly bunch. Majima is sitting in one of the Shuten family offices. ]

All right... [ He seems kind of exasperated off the bat. ] Listen, chinpira. There is a dress code an' we're gonna be enforcin' it.

When ya are on th'clock for Toraguma: ya need to look right.

Black slacks, long-sleeve shirt with buttons an' a collar. An' one of these.

[ He holds up a shiny little lapel pin, it has the kanji for Shuten on it. ]

We have 'em at th'offices if ya don't have one yet.

Your shirt can be any ugly pattern ya like, or it can be plain. Tie or no tie, jacket or no jacket. If ya need help with a tie, ask somebody.

Shirts an' slacks have t'be ironed. For anyone who doesn't know how t'iron a shirt, I'll come by th'Shuten housing an' show ya as a group.

Yes, this is what Toraguma expects. Yes, I will straighten ya out [ Read: Beat ] if ya buck me on this.

Other Shutens need t'be able t'recognize ya an' we don't want ya mistaken for a colors gang with th'Enma comin' down on them.

[ He looks at someone off camera to see if he's forgotten anything. Majima mutters fuck quietly. ]

An' shine your shoes.



[[ ooc; majima says he will fight over this but uh... only if you want to... like feel free to ignore this whole thing. I'm not the cops 8V ]]
[[ eta; if you do want to fight about it, you can reach out to [profile] meowjima, [personal profile] heretic_blade, or [personal profile] pitfight. Depending on who you want to get into it with. They're also on hand to help you get dressed up too. ]]
[[ also yes definitely threadjack away, go ham. ]]
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[personal profile] pervy_kappa 2022-05-21 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Sooo... Are ya saying that we're only allowed to wear 'ugly' patterns or plain shirts?

Or are you saying this from the perspective that yer just biased and think all patterns are ugly?
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[personal profile] pervy_kappa 2022-06-02 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... Damn.

Dress codes like this are why he hated organized syndicates.

It ruined his style, man.
]

All right Majiji, will do.






Is there a requirement on how buttoned up the undershirt has to be?


[You know, just asking.

For reasons.
]
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[personal profile] pervy_kappa 2022-06-11 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice.

[Sweet. A Catch-22 he can exploit.]

Was afraid I would have to do the disservice of keeping the world from these abs.

Thank you Majiji~
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[personal profile] pervy_kappa 2022-06-14 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Okay Maji-pyooon! ♥

[Slowly his ammunition grows.]