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[no_kyouken]

[ Your current Shuten Clan Lost Soul lieutenant is here with an important PSA for this unruly bunch. Majima is sitting in one of the Shuten family offices. ]

All right... [ He seems kind of exasperated off the bat. ] Listen, chinpira. There is a dress code an' we're gonna be enforcin' it.

When ya are on th'clock for Toraguma: ya need to look right.

Black slacks, long-sleeve shirt with buttons an' a collar. An' one of these.

[ He holds up a shiny little lapel pin, it has the kanji for Shuten on it. ]

We have 'em at th'offices if ya don't have one yet.

Your shirt can be any ugly pattern ya like, or it can be plain. Tie or no tie, jacket or no jacket. If ya need help with a tie, ask somebody.

Shirts an' slacks have t'be ironed. For anyone who doesn't know how t'iron a shirt, I'll come by th'Shuten housing an' show ya as a group.

Yes, this is what Toraguma expects. Yes, I will straighten ya out [ Read: Beat ] if ya buck me on this.

Other Shutens need t'be able t'recognize ya an' we don't want ya mistaken for a colors gang with th'Enma comin' down on them.

[ He looks at someone off camera to see if he's forgotten anything. Majima mutters fuck quietly. ]

An' shine your shoes.



[[ ooc; majima says he will fight over this but uh... only if you want to... like feel free to ignore this whole thing. I'm not the cops 8V ]]
[[ eta; if you do want to fight about it, you can reach out to meowjima, heretic_blade, or pitfight. Depending on who you want to get into it with. They're also on hand to help you get dressed up too. ]]
[[ also yes definitely threadjack away, go ham. ]]

Comments

[no_kyouken]

We moved in together in Hakagemachi. Th'town before this where we were both possessed.

[ While roundabout, this is an answer. Difficult circumstances pushed them together and they have each other. ]

Samatoki an' Rokurou are from there too.

[ganashara]

He just... didn't seem like the kind of guy you'd get along with...

[ But he supposed something happened in that place... He didn't really think he had a right to ask. ]

I don't think I'd be able to manage it without lighting him on fire.

[no_kyouken]

[ He smiles a little, unoffended. He and Izo still get into fist fights from time to time and they've been together almost a year... ]

I'm used to it. Yakuza guys are pretty rough.

[ Lordy, speaking of. ]

...Probably wanna stay outta Nishitani's way. He's a friend of mine from... my original world. I dunno what t'call that. But he's th'real deal an' he's a handful.

[ganashara]

Unless you tell me he's fire proof, I'm not that worried. I've dealt with plenty of "handfuls" before. Including some dangerous lunatics.

[ A smirk.] Most of them were cops.

[no_kyouken]

[ He snorts, a smiling spreading on his mouth. Yes, he can agree: fuck cops. ]

He's a dangerous lunatic for sure. He gets off on hurtin' people an' gettin' hurt, so just... watch out.

[ And considering Majima had to fight him twice, he supposes he's not going to doubt another young guy saying he's experienced plenty of it in his own travels. ]

[ganashara]

[ Sound's gross. Thanks. ]

I don't intend to antagonize the guy, so there's no worries there.

[no_kyouken]

Sounds like ya already got into it with Izo though?

[ He is sure Izo doing something stupid contributed. ]

[ganashara]

[ A groan and roll of his eyes. ]

It was those isonade down by the riverside. We came across them at the same time by complete coincidence. They outnumbered us significantly, but he still tried to take them on. When I tried to get him out of there, he bit me.

[no_kyouken]

[ He laughs. Yeah, well. That sounds like Izo, so insecure that he feels the need to show how tough he is all the time. ]

Look, ya want me t'ask him t'apologize so ya can try again?

[ganashara]

I'm beyond wanting an apology, now I just want to kick his ass.

[ Extremely Common Izo Response. ]

[no_kyouken]

[ He laughs again. ]

Fair enough, I ain't gonna stop ya.