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[no_kyouken]

[ Your current Shuten Clan Lost Soul lieutenant is here with an important PSA for this unruly bunch. Majima is sitting in one of the Shuten family offices. ]

All right... [ He seems kind of exasperated off the bat. ] Listen, chinpira. There is a dress code an' we're gonna be enforcin' it.

When ya are on th'clock for Toraguma: ya need to look right.

Black slacks, long-sleeve shirt with buttons an' a collar. An' one of these.

[ He holds up a shiny little lapel pin, it has the kanji for Shuten on it. ]

We have 'em at th'offices if ya don't have one yet.

Your shirt can be any ugly pattern ya like, or it can be plain. Tie or no tie, jacket or no jacket. If ya need help with a tie, ask somebody.

Shirts an' slacks have t'be ironed. For anyone who doesn't know how t'iron a shirt, I'll come by th'Shuten housing an' show ya as a group.

Yes, this is what Toraguma expects. Yes, I will straighten ya out [ Read: Beat ] if ya buck me on this.

Other Shutens need t'be able t'recognize ya an' we don't want ya mistaken for a colors gang with th'Enma comin' down on them.

[ He looks at someone off camera to see if he's forgotten anything. Majima mutters fuck quietly. ]

An' shine your shoes.



[[ ooc; majima says he will fight over this but uh... only if you want to... like feel free to ignore this whole thing. I'm not the cops 8V ]]
[[ eta; if you do want to fight about it, you can reach out to meowjima, heretic_blade, or pitfight. Depending on who you want to get into it with. They're also on hand to help you get dressed up too. ]]
[[ also yes definitely threadjack away, go ham. ]]

Comments

[demonrebel]

You do realize you’re talking to a guy who can slice bullets in half, right?

[no_kyouken]

They're your pants, not mine. Just wear 'em.

[demonrebel]

Are you sure you don't want to see them off?

[no_kyouken]

Not while we're on th'clock I don't.

[demonrebel]

But off the clock~?

You know, if you don't have any prior engagements later...

[no_kyouken]

Can never tell if yer actually flirtin' or just tryin' t'get a rise

[demonrebel]

It's typically a little bit of column A & column B.

But I'm being serious right now. Got any plans for tonight?

[no_kyouken]

I'm not workin' tonight, so I guess I got some time.

[ Majima's new hobby: moonlighting shifts at hostess bars. No one who knows him is surprised he picked up a part time job for 'fun'. ]

[demonrebel]

Okay then! Consider yourself busy now.

We're going out for dinner and drinks.

[no_kyouken]

Ya wanna see me, or her?

[ ...a layer of complication to this outing... ]

[demonrebel]

Good question.

[Yeah, talk about complicated. Dante almost doesn't know what to say.]

You know, I'm a greedy guy. I like both you AND her.

[He's not lying. He likes Majima and his sexy alter ego.]

So, feel free to surprise me.

[no_kyouken]

[ Huh. Not that Dante is the only one who says that, Majima just kind of figured he preferred the party girl. ]

Ok. I can do that.

What time?

[demonrebel]

8:00 PM sharp! Better wear something nice~

[Dante really shouldn't be splurging money like this but he plans on taking Majima to a damn nice restaurant tonight. This is going to be a proper date with drinks and all. Not a single pizza in sight.]