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[holeful]

I've been thinking about puzzles lately. They can be good team building activities! So here's one to work on;
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Hints;
1: Simplify
2:

[PS: If you feel like your character would be able to solve this but you personally cannot or will not do math, you can dm me or hit me on discord for a hint/the answer! Otherwise please just bully Fukuda for this horseshit.]

Comments

[holeful]

[Fukuda: I'm just a baby
the police: Ok but you have to stop killing people
Fukuda: I'M JUST A BABY!!!!!!!!!!]

Exactly. As a representative of the Enma, I have to ask you to please not do that and continue spending time on the internet instead.

[deadtective]

But now I kind of want to, dude.

[DON'T TELL HER WHAT TO DO!!!!! even if it's 100% what she actually wants to do naturally. spite's powerful.]

[holeful]

No, Then I'd have to arrest you! I'm not very good at it yet so I'd rather not.

[deadtective]

So you're saying I could handcuff you to a lamppost with your own shit? That's nnnot exactly a great fucking argument against it.

[holeful]

I didn't say that at all. It's just hard to know the right words to say. Also I can't figure out how to get around the fact that the Shuten guys are stronger than me without resorting to violence.

[deadtective]

[sorry but she's definitely getting 'bullyable' out of all this.]

What's the matter with violence? They're oni. You'll probably look like fucking supercop to them if you bend one into a pretzel.

[holeful]

[That's correct of her.]

Hahaha, I would! I'm sure that would impress them!

But I don't have the ability to do that, and even if I did, aren't the police not supposed to get violent? My partner back home was a cop but they took him off the force after he killed someone.

[deadtective]

I mean, like........a guilty someone or the dude in front of him on line at the coffee shop?

[holeful]

It was the man who killed his daughter I think! I'm pretty sure, anyway.

[deadtective]

Eh, they probably could've kept him on. If he's pulling shit like that they weren't ever going to do anything about it themselves. So definitely not any example you need to copy here; Enma people seem to looove police brutality.

[she's still thinking about the interrogation of the kappa, honestly. it really did annoy her.]

[holeful]

[Fukuda: (Looking at his canon experiences) HM.]

Well I'm not really a fighter, so I can't do much anyway. I don't have a weapon or anything.

[deadtective]

[IT'S FINE, I say, canonblind]

You got two legs? Tagging them in the fucking nuts is all you need to come out on top.

[holeful]

[Listen there are a lot of murderers in id: invaded.]

That doesn't seem very fair, though...

[deadtective]

[it's uh, it's fine...........]

They actually call that the great equalizer. Long as you've got the right windup it's totally legal.

[holeful]

I think I'd rather just follow proper procedure. Especially since if I do that it means they have every right to do it back.

[Guess there's a reason he was picked for Enma after all? Rule follower.]

[deadtective]

[typical of a Math Enjoyer]

I'm not seeing a problem with any of this as an outside observer.

[holeful]

[Listen;]

Has anyone ever told you that you're a bit harsh, miss Stitches?
[He's assuming it's a lady based on her position on crotch kicking.]

[deadtective]

[did you just assume her rage against the patriarchy???]

Not usually while also calling me 'miss', no. I thought I was actually fucking behaving myself pretty well with you.

[holeful]

[He did and he was right to!]

I mean I did say "a bit". And I mean it's only polite to address someone you don't know with some formality, isn't it? Maybe it doesn't translate well.
[He called her "Stitches-san" is the issue essentially.]

[deadtective]

[listen, alright. the fact that his formal speech keeps translating as "Mr. Enma" is a large part of why Hazel's finding it difficult to tell him things like, maybe your new boss ordered a hit on a birdman. there's definitely power in the google translate.]

Think I might also just be a really rude fucking shithead, too. Best I've gotten is having to 'sir' and 'ma'am' people while I'm on the job, but even that's kind of shaky.

[holeful]

[You could conversely say using only "-san" for the king of hell is pretty informal, as opposed to "-sama" or just calling him "King Enma."]

Well the first step to improving yourself is admitting you have a problem! So you're doing better than most!

[deadtective]

[counterpoint: Enma is trying to cultivate the public image of being a character on a children's educational program.]

Who said I thought it was a problem?

[holeful]

[Fukuda starts calling him Enma-kun.]

You don't think being a rude person is a problem?

[deadtective]

[Enma-pyon]

Of course not. Why would it be? No matter what happens I'm always winning.

[holeful]

[Enma-tan-chan....]

Well isn't it hard to make friends?