Bad taste on display [text; un: hitokiri]

[heretic_blade]

[ The post opens up with two embedded images of two equally horrifying shirts. ]

which one should i get? and dont say both, i can only afford one right now.

Comments

[heretic_blade]

nah, but u might look good in something else. worth a shot, aint it?

[harimaya]

Don't really care about looks.

(Must be a Tosan sword thing because Mutsunokami and sensei are pretty similar in that regard.)

Everything's just going to get messed up in the next fight.

[heretic_blade]

aint saying u gotta care but we gotta at least make u look like a proper shuten. blood makes the look better, anyway.

[harimaya]

(Wait)





There's a dress code?

(WHAT IS A PROPER SHUTEN. Everyone he sees is dressed in gaudy animal print and bad fashion choices???)

[heretic_blade]

aint exactly a dress code but u should be wearing something nice when ur on the clock

[ He attaches a link to a post Majima made. ]

that should help u. u aint gotta, but might be nice if u did.

[harimaya]

(Give him a sec. He's looking it over and after like, 10 minutes he comes back,)

No thanks.
I ain't doing jobs dressed like that.

(Considering how he's always getting into fights and stuff?? He'd rather not.)

[heretic_blade]

im still gonna get u to wear something different. if i can do it, u can.

[harimaya]

(He would wonder why Izo is being so good but he already knew Izo was a good person so... he really can't be surprised.

Can they see if someone is typing or not because if they can, Hizen is going to spend a long time trying to type something... and deleting. Trying again. Deleting. Ugh. He's so bad with words. Either way, it takes a while for him to finally reply and it's just..........)

I'll try.

(If Izo thinks he should, then he will. He'll do his best.)

[heretic_blade]

hell yeah. it dont gotta be loud or nothing. something darker would suit u i think

[ You're being spared animal-print hell, Hizen. ]

[harimaya]

(Small mercies. But he's taking notes. Dark colors....... he can do that.)

I'll see what I can do.

(Maybe Norimune can help...? It probably wouldn't be too embarrassing to ask. At least, it wouldn't be more any more frustrating than any regular interaction.)





You won't tell anyone if I ask you for help, will you?

(He's easily embarrassed okay.)

[heretic_blade]

nah. why the fuck would i do that? its all between us.

[harimaya]

(... Okada Izo is a good man and Hizen would die for him.)

I'll let you know.

(The next time he goes shopping and needs fashion help.......... Whenever that is.)