Bad taste on display [text; un: hitokiri]

[heretic_blade]

[ The post opens up with two embedded images of two equally horrifying shirts. ]

which one should i get? and dont say both, i can only afford one right now.

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text | un: FIREDRAGON

[enterthe]

Smart choices. Wear ugly enough clothing and a partner will be desperate to tear them off you.

[heretic_blade]

hey, fuck off, i like em. whats so bad about em?

[enterthe]

They're chaotic and busy! They offer little cohesion.

They'll look better cast onto a bedside floor. An excellent incentive.

threadjacks / un: didnot.

[bratherine]

*fire.

( better cast into a fire. )

[enterthe]

funny, but absolutely no thanks

[the likelihood that they are the closest fire is too high]

[bratherine]

why? you want to keep them around?

( Then how about a shredder? )

[enterthe]

Even if they're ugly, it seems they spark joy in Izō.

[that's the saying, right? They're spending too much time online learning through memes...]

[bratherine]

nowt else sparks joy in him?

( Well, there's murder and fighting but these are the most wholesome... )

[enterthe]

you know, lets let him have this

[this is definitely the better of the usual options, really didn't take Ydris long to come around on this one, thinking about it]

[bratherine]

( but dragging him sparks joy in her... this is a dilemma. )

... fine
doubt i'll ever see them anyway

( How's the saying go... "Famous last words"? )

[enterthe]

I think you could see these shirts from a mile away, so good luck with that.

[bratherine]

( Imagine seeing every power in this place in full low opacity thank you JGK colour and these shirts still being the most headache inducing thing in the area. )

then i'll stay a mile away from this guy.

( Except that will absolutely not happen because it wouldn't be as funny. )

[heretic_blade]

well, i aint gonna argue that clothes look better on the floor in that situation. if someone wants to tear it off of me for that...well, that aint bad.