text; un: threehorns

[ganashara]

I really, sincerely hope I'm not alone in thinking signing up for a dating app first thing in a strange new world is an incredibly stupid thing to do right?

It has "scam" written all over it.

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[wagahaiwakyuketsukidearu]

[...]

I have never been called that ever.

[ganashara]

There's a first time for everything, I suppose.

But it's hard to think of another word to describe my first impression of you.

[wagahaiwakyuketsukidearu]

My. I don't mind the word very much as I am rather unaware of the internet world so I don't believe it's an incorrect word to use for me in this instance and will gladly accept it as a flaw. Thank you threehorns for the advice I will ask my darling baby brother about the spyware and see if he would be willing to destall it for me so I may live a little safer from whatever it is corporations use it for. Is there anything else a naive old man like me must know about the dangers of the internet before I cause further trouble for those around me?

[ganashara]

[ ... ? ]

I genuinely can't tell if you're mocking me or not.

[wagahaiwakyuketsukidearu]

I am not.

[ganashara]

Then let me ask something else.

Why is it your brother's responsibility?

[wagahaiwakyuketsukidearu]

Because ritsu my darling sweet baby brother who has done me no wrong ever a day in his life is a little better at technology than myself.

[ganashara]

Again, I find myself confused if you're being facetious, with that description.

[wagahaiwakyuketsukidearu]

I am absolutely serious when it comes to my angelic younger brother ritsu.

[ganashara]

[ He feels like, as someone without siblings, maybe he doesn't have room to talk, but... ]


That is such a weird way to talk about your brother.

[wagahaiwakyuketsukidearu]

[i'm crying]

Do you believe that may be why he runs aware from the very sight of me? Out of embarrassment?

[ganashara]

I don't know your guys relationship, so I can't say one way or another, but if I was your kid brother in this case, I'd probably be embarrassed, yes.

[wagahaiwakyuketsukidearu]

Oh dear. I shall try and lessen my affectionate phrasing for him next I see him then. Thank you for advice outside of the spyware sphere you have been more helpful than intended.

[ganashara]

You're


welcome?

I guess?

[ He's so baffled. ]

[wagahaiwakyuketsukidearu]

[he's a little better like, face to face. i promise.]

May I ask a question?

[ganashara]

I won't promise an answer, but sure.

[wagahaiwakyuketsukidearu]

Is threehorns your given or family name?

[ganashara]

[ WHAT IS WITH THIS GUY?! ]

It's a username. It's not my actual name. You can call me Lio.

[wagahaiwakyuketsukidearu]

[... ... ...]

So you are not supposed to use your real name for your user name?

[ganashara]

I mean, there's no real rule on what your username has to be. It's just an internet alias.