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text| un: vermillionbirdfan
I saw this poster on a wall the other day. Is this real?
ooc: Poster put together by Ani, Jin Guangyao's player!
[It's not. And he would know, because he was there with Jin Guangyao and Nie Huaisang when the latter painted it. But Yizhi figures bringing this up as if he's clueless about it only strengthens his "innocence". And at this point Weird Posters With Toraguma On It is circulating in the city's rumor mill and he's very curious about people's theories.
On the public networks, no civilian really knows what's going on. There are Shuten loyalists that insist this is slander but most youkai are treating it as one of many curiosities in the city. Especially after the upset at the Daitengu's funeral, those who have correctly deduced that the poster is Tamamo-made slander have been engulfed in a flood of increasingly confused theories:]
I looked it up and the locals are pretty split on where it's from. Some say the Daitengu's also behind this? That's probably not true, but it is one of the wilder theories and so I wanted to share it. It's a fine example of the vibrancy of this city.
(ooc: Threadhopping is highly encouraged here as well, I'm doing this 100% because I think it's funny and the more chaotic it is, the funnier)
ooc: Poster put together by Ani, Jin Guangyao's player!
[It's not. And he would know, because he was there with Jin Guangyao and Nie Huaisang when the latter painted it. But Yizhi figures bringing this up as if he's clueless about it only strengthens his "innocence". And at this point Weird Posters With Toraguma On It is circulating in the city's rumor mill and he's very curious about people's theories.
On the public networks, no civilian really knows what's going on. There are Shuten loyalists that insist this is slander but most youkai are treating it as one of many curiosities in the city. Especially after the upset at the Daitengu's funeral, those who have correctly deduced that the poster is Tamamo-made slander have been engulfed in a flood of increasingly confused theories:]
I looked it up and the locals are pretty split on where it's from. Some say the Daitengu's also behind this? That's probably not true, but it is one of the wilder theories and so I wanted to share it. It's a fine example of the vibrancy of this city.
(ooc: Threadhopping is highly encouraged here as well, I'm doing this 100% because I think it's funny and the more chaotic it is, the funnier)
text; anon
it does sound a lot like the daitengu's style, doesn't it
maybe that's what they were really doing all this time
[Sorry, Master Daitengu. He likes you but he has a job to do and he's not above taking advantage of your miraculous return and milking it for everything it's worth to deflect suspicion.]
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I hesitate to back it fully out of respect to the Sutoku Alliance (⇀‸↼‶) but it’s definitely been a month full of strange occurrences, to say the least!
[let’s uh, let’s moderate this a bit so that they don’t piss off yet another faction leader! Well, Yizhi’s not ready to go that far yet, at least.]
still anon lol
respect can be shown in different ways, vermillionbirdfan.
i doubt a fellow of the daitengu's skill needs a handicap but hanatori can be kind.
[Huaisang can be impulsive sometimes and tends to get tunnel vision when he's focused on a goal. He doesn't have the resources or manpower to fight a battle on two fronts so reining him in a little is probably a good idea...
UN: Hanatori
[Just to add to the bullshittery.]
forever anon lol
what an honor to meet you
[The more confused the enemy is, the better. Just fan those flames a little bit more...]
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may i ask where you found your inspiration? it seems there's an inquiring mind that wants to know.
[Of course, he already knows the answer - booze. Lots and lots of booze. It's what an opponent like Toraguma deserves.]
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One finds inspiration in the air,
The waters that flow through this city.
The lips of the youkai that dwell within
The neon lights,
The clink of the coin.
Between the wenches thighs.
And yes even in the Oni's
Undersized appendage
Can inspiration be found.
[Put that in a greeting card.]
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perhaps through the charitable generosity of this city's residents, fortune shall smile upon poor toraguma and his loyal followers
[Maybe he needs more wine for this stage of the plan, too.]
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Charity knows no bounds!
May fortune smile upon them,
May he be blessed with a mighty
Tool, indeed.
As for Hanatori,
He will continue to make
Art where art
Needs be!
Farewell, fan,
Make beauty where you see!
[Someone may have already gotten into the booze.]
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why must you break my heart in this way?
let us pray to the gods together in the hope that toraguma's pillar will grow strong and tower above the tallest building in jigoku-cho
[He's not even drunk yet. Pass him that bottle, won't you, Jin Guangyao? You did save some for him, too, right?]
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Fair fan!
All is not lost.
Do not wrinkle your brow in
Sorrow unshed.
Hanatori will be
Where he is needed
and if he is needed
Here he will remain!
One can find if they so, please!
At the corner near the place
Where sweaty oni meet,
Face to face,
Chest to chest.
A Heated embrace
Of life and death.
A token of prayer to the gods,
That Toraguma's heavenly pillar
May rise
From the deepest hell to
The highest of heavens,
So the gods may see!
[Did he leave the biggest dildo he could find with prayer candles and incense next to the arena? He sure did!
Nie Huaisang is welcome to find a half-empty bottle of sake under a pile of golden tails.]
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my heart flutters with anticipation!
however, am i to cope with this eagerness?
but still i doubt
will my body be ready to withstand his saber's onslaught once it's been tempered?
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That is not for us to know.
If his weapon is that mighty
Then praise can be freely given
To both the doctors'
Skill and
The Gods'will.
What a fine monument will it make
Upon our city fair?
[What the fuck were they talking about?]\
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if the doctors succeed in aiding him in his plight, perhaps all of jigoku-cho should throw a festival in his honor.
the last one ended in sad times for many but perhaps those delicious treats could serve yet another purpose. the bakers could make a grand confectionary to service all.
[He means the Tamamo Clan's penis-shaped foods, of course. Now that he has the sake now, it's only going to go downhill from here.]
Just devolving into more and more NSFW descriptions here.
What a wonderful notion!
A fine celebration!
Toraguma's Phallus,
Mighty and blue.
Pointed to the heavens
As if it is a beacon!
Of hellish delight.
The streets awash with
Not the sounds of fear and chaos,
But the laughter of youkai
Delighting
In the good fortune!
And partaking in those delicious
Phallic treats filled with
The sweet cream.
Of triumph.
[So much sake, so little time. Glug, glug.]
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i weep at the beauty of this vision.
however, may it come to pass, my love? my heart flutters like the delicate wings of a butterfly with yearning for this day.
[Apparently, Hanatori is his love now. Just... just roll with it, Jin Guangyao. There's probably a meaning somewhere in this nonsense.]
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The base is lined with Orchids.
The sound of the rhythmic drums.
The same as the sound
Of the blood that flows
Within that mighty
Vein.
People dance and sing
About the glory
And majesty.
Now now, do not weep my dear one.
Surely we can each continue to inspire,
To Celebrate!
For now, Hanatori will
Continue to make
Art.
So lovely and blue.
Hopefully, inspire the doctors to show him
Sweet mercy.
[Good thing he remembers everything. He may have to go to the art store and buy some paper mache. There is a craft project that needs to be made.]
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the posters say he has a fetish for leashes
someone's been a bad oni and needs a good spanking
[He's running out of steam so he'll leave the paper dick sculptures to you, partner. The line between serious propaganda operation against Toraguma and drunken arts and crafts night was already blurred from the moment he started painting for this project and now he just wants to take a nap. He's tired of working! Between this and running around putting up posters and handing out fliers... Can he be done now?]
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Thank you for hazing him!]
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You're welcome!]