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[ryototsukai]

how





how am i expected to afford funeral clothes


when i have no money

Comments

[ryototsukai]

???

did you miss what happened there at the end? the steam explosion? the gunfire?!

[pervy_kappa]

Awww man, you mean that?
Here I thought you did something to warrant it yourself.
Like you partied so hard that you had to get heat pointed at ya.

Thats just normal political non-fun non-partying shootings.

Boooooo.

[ryototsukai]

there's no "fun" version of being shot!!!!

[pervy_kappa]

That just shows how little you've been shot at in your life.

[Threat by gun fire is the best way to end a series of jokes.]

[ryototsukai]

i don't think that's something you should be bragging about, you know

[pervy_kappa]

Eh, I have shitty luck, so sue me.
I mean. You're the one bragging on the public network over how shit poor you are because of partying debts, yeah?

[ryototsukai]

that definitely wasn't bragging! being broke sucks!

[pervy_kappa]

Bragging, complaining...
Same method different intention.
Both our lives seem to suck, so what's the point of making a whole competition over it?
Isn't it better off to go out, get some good drinks, and forget the shit that's going on for a little? Rather than getting hung up and tense over it?
Maybe have some inexpensive fun to get your mind off things perhaps~

[ryototsukai]

[ She wanted to fuss about that "competition" line. She definitely wasn't doing that. But he had a point, too... ]

if you have any ideas, i'm open for it. i could use some stress relief, between my money problems and my arm being out for the forseeable future.

[pervy_kappa]

Well, think about it this way. You went through all that trouble and spent all that money to have fun with other people, yeah? What makes you think there aren't other people out there who'd be willing to spend that same sort of dough so that you can have fun with them?

The world ain't all give and give until you're left with nothing. Sometimes you have to enjoy what the world hands back to you.

I mean, hell, I'm willing to get you a drink or two to ease your nerves. Even I can afford that much.

[ryototsukai]

no kidding?

i might have to take you up on that sometime. promise to remember me when i reach out?

[pervy_kappa]

As long as you don't bleed me dry with that big appetite of yours~

I ain't the type of guy to go back on an offer once I've given it.

[ryototsukai]

i'll keep that in mind. promise not to stick you with too high a bill, too.

[pervy_kappa]

Eh, that doesn't mean we gotta be that cheap now. I'll make sure to pick out something nice~

But I look forward to it. Been a while since I got to go out and have fun with someone who really knows how to.