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[ryototsukai]

how





how am i expected to afford funeral clothes


when i have no money

Comments

[ryototsukai]

there's no way i'd be lucky enough to find a full funeral kimono set in a dumpster.

someone else would definitely have already claimed it, by now.

[horrifictie]

you might be overthinking this.
so you can't find a funeral kimono, whatever that means.
find something else that looks snazzy for the occasion.

[ryototsukai]

i'm not overthinking it, you're underestimating how formal these affairs are.

it's black suit or black kimono or don't show up and the third one's not an option.

[horrifictie]

ok fair enough
never been to a funeral, not that i can recall.
but ok see! black suit. that's definitely do-able for dumpster diving.

[ryototsukai]

i think i'm gonna stick with the plan of currying a favor from the tailors. i mean it's important to them that we tamamo make a good impression, right?

[horrifictie]

i wouldnt know.
im from shuten and generally never make a good impression, especially when i try to.

[ryototsukai]

did your boss say you guys had to attend the funeral, too?

[horrifictie]

yeah we do.
he's offering to get us suits if we need them too!
surprised the foxy lady isn't doing that for you.

[ryototsukai]

i'm willing to chalk all of this to bad luck. i got a really terrible draw during the festival.

[ Wouldn't getting shot count as worse luck than not getting a free suit? ]

[horrifictie]

oh i can relate.
hate it when my skills fail on really simple tasks and give me the worst options to choose from.
guess your luck stat screwed you over.

[ryototsukai]

[ ... wait. ]

you know you kinda talk like someone i knew from back home.

[horrifictie]

doubt that.
im one of a kind. an original.
superstar-main apocalypse-secondary communist-full time cop.

[ryototsukai]

well with a personal description like that, who am i to argue? i definitely don't know anyone with that particular array of titles.