text; un: tengennohana

[ryototsukai]

how





how am i expected to afford funeral clothes


when i have no money

Comments

[murrvelous]

Ohhhhh?
I'm curious!
How're you gonna accomplish that?

[ryototsukai]

prostrating myself.

[murrvelous]

Wow!
That's pretty... selfless? Of you?
Or is it selfish???

Maybe you could just do that and ask for clothes!
Or steal the clothes off of the person you're working on!

[ryototsukai]

don't you think stealing from tailors working for the clan that i'm part of would be really stupid?

[murrvelous]

Or maybe... you'd be the last person they'd suspect!
Who would be so stupid to take from their own allies???

[ryototsukai]

i'm not going to steal from the clan! that's just bad news all around!

[murrvelous]

Just don't get caught!
It's not stealing if you don't get caught!

[ryototsukai]

i'm definitely not a good enough thief to steal from foxes.

[murrvelous]

Hm.
What are you good at, then?

[ryototsukai]

well i'm a pretty damn good fencer, at least. even with one good arm, right now, i'd say i could still take most people.

[murrvelous]

I don't know what building fences has to do with the number of arms you have, but it sounds really impressive!

[ryototsukai]

[ ... this guy ]

"fencer" as in swordsman.

[murrvelous]

Oh!!! Okaaaaaaaaaaay.

That's way more interesting! Unless your fences can fence, and then that's fence-tastic.

[ryototsukai]

[ She feels like she has a head injury. ]

anyways, that's my whole thing. i'm a wandering swordsman! well, not wandering so much right now, for obvious reasons.

[murrvelous]

[ nice ]

That sounds like fun! So you go around and like, stab people?

[ryototsukai]

only in official duels.


or self defense, whichever comes first.

[murrvelous]

Oh ho! I see.

Duels, huh... that sounds exciting! I wanna duel you!

[ryototsukai]

[ ... ]

oh?

are you sure about that?

i only take duels that are going to challenge me, you know.

[murrvelous]

I've been called challenging before! But I can't remember for what reason.

I bet I can show you something you've never seen. It'll be fun! You like having fun, right?

[ryototsukai]

i sure do!

how about this; as soon as i'm recovered enough to go full strength again, i'll hit you up?

[murrvelous]

Okaaaaay!~

Maybe by then, I'll have some kind of weapon myself!