enterthe: (10)
[Ydris] ([personal profile] enterthe) wrote in [community profile] jigokucho2022-09-13 09:08 am

EMBER 3.1 - A Social App for Lost Souls! [Sept. Substory OVERFLOW]

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The EMBER Application icon flashes alive on the homescreen of all the Lost Soul devices across Jigoku-cho.

An Update has just been installed, welcome to EMBER 3.1!

BUGFIXES & UPDATES
-Increased stability and quicker performance.
-Improved accuracy of [various] data tracking.
-EMBER Go! increase in spawn points throughout the city.
-WARNING added; "If USERS trespass upon any part of the city they are not allowed in order to collect characters, do be quick about it.
(EMBER is not liable for injury nor legal troubles which may be incurred.)"

-Helper NPC: YDRIS, added to help users within EMBER, Go!
-YDRIS can be set to automatically feed and pamper collected "Little Lost Souls™".
(This feature costs Dragon Coins at an hourly rate.)

-CAPTCHA Temporarily disabled.

Please see the ORIGINAL EMBER 3.0 post for full information.
Thank you.

-EMBER Support Team

PROFILE HTML
(Use squared Image for best profile template fit!)

FUCK ✓ / FIGHT ✕ / CHILL O HTML
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-This is an OVERFLOW for EMBER posting!
-Please post fresh profiles and link back to previous threads/start new threads on THIS post.
-EMBER is intended to last through to NOVEMBER before another full update to 4.0. SO, do not be shy about reposting here to dodge CAPTCHA! If I need to keep making these, I guess I will...

PER MODERATION: "As the ember post reaches captcha, we will still accept threads for rewards that get the rest of their comments off-post, even if it's an inbox. so long as they start on the ember post, it's fine"
beenwaitinglong: (Yeah but I'm right tho)

[personal profile] beenwaitinglong 2022-09-14 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a lawyer, mi amigo. I am the living essence of bluster.

[Rather than have to explain how he challenged 13 separate people to fight via thinking the center button was some sort of back-out function (and one just met him outside to take him up on it,) he gets caught on another detail.]

Customer support? How big is this operation?
beenwaitinglong: (|||[)

[personal profile] beenwaitinglong 2022-09-14 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
No one's made me stop yet and you won't be the first.

[Now he's just being a deliberate jerk.]

I see the text in your message, but there's no symbol in the middle.
beenwaitinglong: (Hmmph)

[personal profile] beenwaitinglong 2022-09-14 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not?

[Look, he's new.

And talking really tough for a new guy who should already be able to guess the problem here.
]

The bottom symbol is gone.
beenwaitinglong: (Hmmph)

1/3

[personal profile] beenwaitinglong 2022-09-15 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, it makes sense that there's people like that here. Dragons and the like. He bought his last batch of coffee from a bell, of course humans are far less common around here than they ought to-]
beenwaitinglong: (SPITTAKE)

[personal profile] beenwaitinglong 2022-09-15 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
beenwaitinglong: (Get the POINT?)

[personal profile] beenwaitinglong 2022-09-15 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[OH FOR THE LOVE OF-]












[Several minutes pass before there's another message.]

Congratulations on passing my test.
Edited 2022-09-15 02:44 (UTC)
beenwaitinglong: (Burn)

[personal profile] beenwaitinglong 2022-09-15 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's essential for QA to provide quality service to even aggressive and unreasonable customers. You've proven that with flying colors. [Colors Godot can't see.]

In any case, clearly, the complaint was without merit. [And clearly, he is dodging acknowledgement of the thing on his face at all costs.]