EMBER 3.1 - A Social App for Lost Souls! [Sept. Substory OVERFLOW]

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The EMBER Application icon flashes alive on the homescreen of all the Lost Soul devices across Jigoku-cho.

An Update has just been installed, welcome to EMBER 3.1!

BUGFIXES & UPDATES
-Increased stability and quicker performance.
-Improved accuracy of [various] data tracking.
-EMBER Go! increase in spawn points throughout the city.
-WARNING added; "If USERS trespass upon any part of the city they are not allowed in order to collect characters, do be quick about it.
(EMBER is not liable for injury nor legal troubles which may be incurred.)"

-Helper NPC: YDRIS, added to help users within EMBER, Go!
-YDRIS can be set to automatically feed and pamper collected "Little Lost Souls™".
(This feature costs Dragon Coins at an hourly rate.)

-CAPTCHA Temporarily disabled.

Please see the ORIGINAL EMBER 3.0 post for full information.
Thank you.

-EMBER Support Team

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-This is an OVERFLOW for EMBER posting!
-Please post fresh profiles and link back to previous threads/start new threads on THIS post.
-EMBER is intended to last through to NOVEMBER before another full update to 4.0. SO, do not be shy about reposting here to dodge CAPTCHA! If I need to keep making these, I guess I will...

PER MODERATION: "As the ember post reaches captcha, we will still accept threads for rewards that get the rest of their comments off-post, even if it's an inbox. so long as they start on the ember post, it's fine"

Comments

🕊️ Kurogane

[quizpersona]

You should have! I told you I was going to after all.

[ The fact that Kurogane keeps trying is what makes this something chuckle worthy. ]

Now that depends! ...It's almost entirely based on how entertaining someone's reaction is on a scale of 1-10.

[truestrength]

[ He's not even going to grace the first thing with a comment because he knows he'd come off as bitter. ]

What's a 10 for you?

[quizpersona]

Oh, what's this? Are you hoping to achieve a perfect score?

[truestrength]

And why the hell would I want that?

[quizpersona]

Gee, I don't know! I can't answer that since I'm definitely not the one who was doing research on what scores a 10!

[truestrength]

You're doing research on it? Why?

[quizpersona]

Hey now, I just said that I definitely wasn't.

[truestrength]

That's what someone says when they are actually doing said thing.

[quizpersona]

It's also what someone says when they are not doing something! I totally get it though since it's a suuuper common misconception.

[truestrength]

I don't believe you.

[ ... ]

So if you did actually do research on it, why would you do it?

[quizpersona]

Ohh~ stubborn! OK, OK, I'll walk you through how I'd do it before why. So first things first I'd find out who holds the information, right?

[truestrength]

[ For some reason, he feels like he's going to get ghosted before he finds out why. ]

...Right.

[quizpersona]

Right! Then I would make sure to isolate them so nobody else could see or hear... Do you know what happens after that?

[truestrength]

I have a guess or two.

[ And they're not good things. But he could also be wrong. ]

Before you ask, I'm not telling you my guesses.

[quizpersona]

...eh—?! You won't guess? That's poor sportsmanship.

[ Drawing this out on purpose. All good bits have some anticipation.
He's also a walking sadistic clown terrorist trope on purpose. So shocker there. ]

[truestrength]

Do I look like the kind of person that cares about sportsmanship?

[quizpersona]

That seems like a question I can only answer if I go check that profile of yours?!

[ Which he does if the lull in conversation is to be believed. ]

No :)

[truestrength]

[ Well... at least he's right. ]

See? I told you. Now are you gonna let me skip guessing?

[quizpersona]

Also no! But this time I'll make an exception.
Now... Where was I?

[truestrength]

[ Kuorgane just sends a screenshot of the prior part of their conversation. ]

[quizpersona]

There we go!
Sooo I'd begin by asking them very nicely about it... I just know that's what you were going to guess.
Although I'm not so sure they'd be able to answer.

[ The past track record suggests... ]

[truestrength]

Because you make it hard for them to answer.

Or you piss them off so much that they can no longer speak.

[quizpersona]

Weren't you going to skip out on guessing? I was even going to let you get away with it this time!

[ Honestly? Based. He's legitimately impressed with how long Kurogane will let Gogol run him around in circles. ]