( text ) un: gohan
What the fuck is a meme and how do I end them?
EDIT: Leave the cats alone.
(He's actually an old man who doesn't understand the internet, okay.)
EDIT: Leave the cats alone.
(He's actually an old man who doesn't understand the internet, okay.)

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Is that you right now?
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(HE IS FED EVERYDAY... and he hopes his enemies starve.)
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But I'm glad you're getting enough food. Yuuji will probably feed you whenever you're hungry.
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Being able to eat is one of the good things you humans got going for you.
(It's one of the few things he actually likes about being a person!!! )
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[ He doesn't care about it all too much, but he also doesn't have the experience of not being able to eat. ]
Before you took on this form, were you conscious?
[ it's pretty obvious he knows who gohan is now. ]
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For about a century or two, I guess.
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That ... wouldn't have been easy.
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Then jaaaaaaan... I was summoned.
(Ta-dah........ he was summoned in whatever his present time is. Don't ask him about his math or specifics because there are some spirit/timeline shenanigans.................)
Being a person sucks.
Eating is good, though.
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What don't you like about being a person?
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