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[harimaya]

What the fuck is a meme and how do I end them?

EDIT: Leave the cats alone.

(He's actually an old man who doesn't understand the internet, okay.)

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[mahoraga]

I guess? [ WHEN HE WAS POOR ]

Is that you right now?

[harimaya]

Nah, it just sucks.

(HE IS FED EVERYDAY... and he hopes his enemies starve.)

[mahoraga]

The less you eat, the less your stomach needs. It's fine after a while, especially if you drink water.

But I'm glad you're getting enough food. Yuuji will probably feed you whenever you're hungry.

[harimaya]

I like eating.
Being able to eat is one of the good things you humans got going for you.

(It's one of the few things he actually likes about being a person!!! )

[mahoraga]

I guess ...

[ He doesn't care about it all too much, but he also doesn't have the experience of not being able to eat. ]

Before you took on this form, were you conscious?

[ it's pretty obvious he knows who gohan is now. ]

[harimaya]

(It's obvious but it's fine because Megumi has earned some rights,)

For about a century or two, I guess.

[mahoraga]

A century ...?!

That ... wouldn't have been easy.

[harimaya]

The last thing I remember is the Edo era. Just before the Meiji.
Then jaaaaaaan... I was summoned.

(Ta-dah........ he was summoned in whatever his present time is. Don't ask him about his math or specifics because there are some spirit/timeline shenanigans.................)

Being a person sucks.
Eating is good, though.

[mahoraga]

[ This is interesting ... ]

What don't you like about being a person?

[harimaya]

Other people.

[mahoraga]

Okay. I completely understand.


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