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[localweirdo]

Hello, I hope you are all doing well. My name is Hu Tao and I was curious.

Is there anyone here who might be interested in learning how to do a burial? Or perhaps might know a thing or two about it?

Please do let me know, I want to see how many people might help me restart my business! I promise that if you join, you'll be a discount on whatever coffin you choose!

[And there she goes.]

Comments

[muitenpen]

[... So that's what he got wrong. It's the movies that play that kind of scene out too dramatically? He'd been in agreement with the mistakes part, but does that really add up? From the only kind he's seen...]

Do the people in your world only die of boredom? [In the right sort of context, that wouldn't exclude those injuries described earlier.] It must take skill to make it less eventful than dropping them in a hole and hoping they don't come back to haunt you.

[localweirdo]

Not unless I treat their bodies poorly. Now that would be enough to make them angry enough to haunt me for the rest of my life!

[That said?]

But I have to admit, there are some people who do die simply because life can be too boring for them. Which is a pity as life can be rather eventful!