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[horrifictie]

greetings citizens.

behold: the city speaks! it is a raven that appears in my mind's eye, without a voice and yet with speech all the same. cool cryptid shit. im a superstar prophet now.

do you have any questions you want to ask the city? i'll ask them for you. no lame questions and only one a person! cant waste my new friends time with TRIVIAL mortal concerns.

[ ooc: this is related to harry's new power and questions will be relegated to the mods for answers. there might be a response delay while I wait for the mods to respond so just keep that in mind! ]

Comments

[horrifictie]

it's more like
squeeeeeel

[holeful]

I don't remember becoming a pig. I'm pretty sure I'm still a man?

[horrifictie]

checked your hands for hooves lately?

[holeful]

[There's a pause. As if he's checking.]

No, they're still hands.

So I feel like you must actually mean something else.

[horrifictie]

it's a derogatory term for a cop
i do not recall the specific origins

[holeful]

But aren't you a cop, Detective Du Bois?

[horrifictie]

yes
and that's why i know better than anyone else.

[holeful]

You and the lieutenant have very different takes on your line of work.

[horrifictie]

naturally!
kim is an enlightened moralist

[holeful]

[Fukuda is not entirely sure what that means, but.]

He was really kind and understanding to me. I respect him a lot. But then I think you're very cool, detective!