text | un: tequila sunset

[horrifictie]

greetings citizens.

behold: the city speaks! it is a raven that appears in my mind's eye, without a voice and yet with speech all the same. cool cryptid shit. im a superstar prophet now.

do you have any questions you want to ask the city? i'll ask them for you. no lame questions and only one a person! cant waste my new friends time with TRIVIAL mortal concerns.

[ ooc: this is related to harry's new power and questions will be relegated to the mods for answers. there might be a response delay while I wait for the mods to respond so just keep that in mind! ]

Comments

un: Power4President

[thefinalpower]

the city is a bird??? why is the city a bird??

[horrifictie]

huh
you know what: i dont know!
should i ask it? or would that be rude?

[thefinalpower]

I dont think birds care about being rude

mostly they just taste good

[horrifictie]

[ oh! um. ]

have you eaten a bird before?

[thefinalpower]

Yes!! Fried chicken

and a pigeon once but that tasted DISGUSTNG

OH and some birds in th woods

[horrifictie]

i would advise not eating wild birds!
or if you do, cook them first.
fried chicken is very tasty.
live pigeon is surely not.

[thefinalpower]

I dont cook!! Aki cooked

used 2 cook

we tried once but it turned out pretty badly

besides, birds sumtimes taste good raw

[ sorry, she's a blood demon who used to live completely feral in the woods! ]

[horrifictie]

[ Who the fuck is Aki? Anyway- ]

i would caution you against it!
it may be diseased
and also pigeons are sweet little things
rats with wings!

[thefinalpower]

rats dont taste gud though

not enuf meat on em

[ I feel like every tag here needs to be followed up with 'PS: Sorry About Power' ]

[horrifictie]

i think you should stop eating city pests
they don't sound filling or nutritious.
can you buy any food?

[thefinalpower]

... maybe

havnet tryed it heer yet

used to by snax back home. Livd in th woods before, ate LOTS of birds back then. And a bear, onse.

[horrifictie]

i like eating trash
i can show you the best trash places in town?
the ones where they'll toss fresh food they didnt sell that day

[thefinalpower]

YES!!

humans r so WAYSTFUL and FOOLISH!!

(no trash places with vegtables though those r DISGUSTNG)

[horrifictie]

[ but even he knows veggies are good for you! then again, judging from what she's said, he gets the sense she might be some sort of carnivore thing. ]

they are!
and for what?
all so they can spend more money on more food they will waste.

[thefinalpower]

EXACTLY!! Pityful human FOOLISHNESS noes NO BOUNDS

(they rly shud throw out all the vegtables though, their gross)

[horrifictie]

humans are very foolish and pitiful
i should know, as a human myself!

[thefinalpower]

humans dont usually AGREE with me!!

[ ARE YOU OKAY, BUDDY?? ]

[horrifictie]

im not like other humans
im operating on a much higher level than the average man

[thefinalpower]

that makes u LESS pityful than most humans!

[horrifictie]

you think so??
thank you!
im so humbled!