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[thousand]

[ Don't mock his grandpa-core username, he chose it himself. ]

HELLO PEOPLE OF THE TOWN OF JIGOKUCHO

I AM RYOMEN SUKUNA

I HAVE AN INQUIRY

[ Oh, hang on, he can turn that capslock thing off.....clattering away with his claws to do that so he's not yelling (he's probably still yelling). ]

i wish to procure human meats

where can i get this

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[thousand]

is this true? how curious. do you know of the oracle, "Siri", who lives in the device?

Ask it a question, but ensure that you address her directly.

She speaks in mysterious ways.

[ She did a math problem for him and blew his ojisan mind. ]

I’m making this canon I hope he’s HAPPY!!! 1/2

[worldbent]

“Oracle”?

[Oh no. Oh no, Sukuna, you’ve just sucked him into a terrible series of events.]

[He does not get back to this post for at least a day because he then: discovered Siri exists; lost his ever loving mind; assumed the phone contained a sealed spirit and became immediately paranoid; threw his phone into the river when he couldn’t find a way to exorcise it.]

[worldbent]

[Anyway the next day after he either has a kappa fish it out or gets a new one or whatever;]

I think I prefer paper

[thousand]

[ ...what an extraordinarily long time it took his fellow grandfather to reply. Sukuna assumed that maybe he was just having a hard time with the whole touch-screen keyboard; a fully legitimate struggle. ]

you see? was i not correct?

the oracle is most certainly fused with the device. did you contact her? did she impart wisdom to you, too?

[worldbent]

I attempted to destroy the spirit, but I was not yet successful

[Stone cold.]

It seems I will have to bide my time until further methods are available to me

How annoying

[thousand]

the spirit is useful, do not destroy tools that may serve you.

[ grandpa lectures grandpa....this is just two old guys smacking each other with their fans over a melon. ]

ask her what the time is in a foreign land.

she knows.

[worldbent]

I can always obtain another

I see no reason to keep around a spirit which I do not control

[A normal person would here reason that he means buying a new phone. What he means is sealing some other unsuspecting spirit in a pot to do his bidding. Natch.]

[But you know what..........he'll bite.....]

So we are still located within Japan after all

Fascinating

[thousand]

we are located in hell, i would think.

[ that's so helpful sukuna. ]

another question then, perhaps.

ask the oracle a question of mathematics.

she knows such sciences.

[worldbent]

You are getting quite a bit of use out of this spirit, aren't you

[Cannot relate! Too neurotic.]

How do you suppose that this oracle obtains its information?