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[bratherine]

( today in things that were meant to be locked to the Tamamo only is this post, mostly because it's hard to remember to lock your posts when you're in pain. )

anyone know how to fix broken ribs

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[bratherine]

( Ugh. Hold please. She needs to rifle for a name. Because she hasn't yet been lectured on being herself by Tenkohime. )

Marie

( Because she still doesn't trust the people in this place as far as she can throw them. )

[killtime]

ok marie

[ Seems fake, but Andy's not judging. ]

anything i should know about before i try taking you to doc's place?
if you're a fucking serial killer or something now's the time to speak up

[bratherine]

( Oh, FFS. The sarcasm would be richer if she wasn't on text. )

aye
deadliest fucker in jgk
that's me

[killtime]

cute
you want me to take you or not?

[bratherine]

been picked up already

( Weird pizza guys work fast. )

[killtime]

okay
did you warn them that you're the deadliest fucker in jgk?

[bratherine]

didn't ask
he buys pizza
so he's useful
not worth killin

[killtime]

good to know a man's life is worth at least a fucking pizza

[bratherine]

it's important

( Gotta have at least one person who you can sucker into buying your favourite cheat foods. )

[killtime]

i believe you
even killers have to eat

[bratherine]

( That's one way of putting it. )

exactly

[killtime]

well
your ribs might be broken
but at least you won't fucking starve

[bratherine]

( It's just #priorities. )

would be a shit way to go

( Too slow, too deliberate. )

[killtime]

yeah
i'd take it over disease and drowning but not much else
guess you better take good care of your pizza man

[bratherine]

( She will. Or at least, she won't try to piss him off or anything. )

what, you got a ranking?

( Because this chick is typing like she's put thought into it. )

[killtime]

[ Well. She's definitely had a while to think about it. And she's tried several. ]

drowning/suffocating probably the worst
starvation a close second
hypothermia isn't fun either
fire/electricity hurt bad but don't last long
being mauled is just a hassle
standard trauma/hemorrhage is tolerable
unless it's a gut wound
gut wounds fucking suck

[bratherine]

get shot in the head, then?

( quick and fatal. it's not exactly something Kate thinks is unlikely in her life, should she return home without the contract fulfilled. )

[killtime]

long as whoever's holding the gun has good aim
you don't want to walk around like that

[bratherine]

don't think you'd be walking

( Even if someone was a bad shot. "Collapsed on the floor bleeding out" seems more likely to Kate. )

[killtime]

you'd be surprised

[ But maybe that's saying too much. ]

people can survive a lot of nasty shit

[bratherine]

( It's a fact she may end up learning in future, but let's hope that contract wish comes true so she doesn't have to. )

well that sucks

( She doesn't doubt it though. The human body seems like a lottery, sometimes. She's had falls that should definitely injure her end with her walking them off, and other times were a simple trip ended her up at the doctor. )

[killtime]

depends on the person
some people would rather have a hole in their head than be dead

[ Not a problem Andy's ever personally had. But then again, she used to be immortal, so. ]

[bratherine]

they're weird

( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )