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jigokucho2022-06-01 03:57 pm
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video; un: TIGER-STRIPED
[ A poor underling is being forced to hold the phone for this as Toraguma appears to be in his tailor's shop, being fitted for a new suit. There's a cigar in his mouth, but no one is going to say anything to him about getting smoke near the fabric. He looks at the camera through the mirror, grumbling. ]
As much as I don't like admitting it, that masked weirdo who somehow ain't dead is right.
I appreciate the enthusiasm my boys have shown lately, but it might be more productive to blow off steam in a way that ain't causing property damage. I guess.
[ The tailor approaches him with a jacket, slipping it over his broad shoulders and making little marks with a white marker. Toraguma proceeds ]
But that doesn't mean our pride isn't still on the line!
[ That poor tailor gets shoved aside, stumbling back and crashing into a rack of dress shirts. Toraguma turns full to the camera and points ]
If there's volleyball, you're winning!
If there's shoulder chicken, you're winning!
If there's surfing, you're winning!
If there's a drinking contest, you're winning!
You got that?! I don't want to see a single one of you show those bastards a hint of the other cheek! We're gonna show them how the Shuten Clan likes to party, and if they're too weak to handle it, that's their problem!
[ And then he bursts out laughing, taking out his cigar and stuffing it into an ashtray placed on a nearby stool ]
BWAAA HA HA HA HA! That's right! We're gonna kick this party's ass!
[ The tailor sighs, stepping right back into place and going back to their work, having recovered ]
Oh, and one more thing, I expect you all to look good, too. If you ain't got a bathing suit, we'll provide you one.
[ Just hope you don't mind tiger stipes speedos... ]
As much as I don't like admitting it, that masked weirdo who somehow ain't dead is right.
I appreciate the enthusiasm my boys have shown lately, but it might be more productive to blow off steam in a way that ain't causing property damage. I guess.
[ The tailor approaches him with a jacket, slipping it over his broad shoulders and making little marks with a white marker. Toraguma proceeds ]
But that doesn't mean our pride isn't still on the line!
[ That poor tailor gets shoved aside, stumbling back and crashing into a rack of dress shirts. Toraguma turns full to the camera and points ]
If there's volleyball, you're winning!
If there's shoulder chicken, you're winning!
If there's surfing, you're winning!
If there's a drinking contest, you're winning!
You got that?! I don't want to see a single one of you show those bastards a hint of the other cheek! We're gonna show them how the Shuten Clan likes to party, and if they're too weak to handle it, that's their problem!
[ And then he bursts out laughing, taking out his cigar and stuffing it into an ashtray placed on a nearby stool ]
BWAAA HA HA HA HA! That's right! We're gonna kick this party's ass!
[ The tailor sighs, stepping right back into place and going back to their work, having recovered ]
Oh, and one more thing, I expect you all to look good, too. If you ain't got a bathing suit, we'll provide you one.
[ Just hope you don't mind tiger stipes speedos... ]
Text | UN; HotRedheadsInURArea
So, be the best, kick ass, and let loose eh?
Now that's the sort of plan I can go for~
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[ Direct, low, growling. ]
Stop. Texting me.
[ He ain't grabbing his readers for that shit. ]
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Sir, yes sir~ ♥
You want us to set anything up to make us look especially good? If ya want I can get things together to set up a Shuten sponsored bar & barbecue or even a betting pool for some of those events.
Make some extra funding for th' clan maybe?
[He's that confident in his winning abilities.]
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But a barbeque pit sounds like a plan! Make sure it's got the right spices on hand!
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[He knows a certain self-proclaimed 5-star chef in their ranks who should get things just right.]
Video Pt2: Electric Boogaloo (1 day later)
Boss.
Since you're right about the Tamamo doing their thing with the drinks, will there be a clan budget put into this?
You know, get a little extra to make us look nice?
[He found out his chef is expensive.]
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[Cause he'll do it, but no amount of good spices will cover his habit of throwing together anything that he thinks tastes good.]
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I'm puttin' you in the hole for this, Gojyo. The next couple paychecks you're gettin' are gonna be thinned out to pay for this.
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[Dang, this is what he gets for fighting for the cause, huh?]
Well, guess it can't be helped then.
[He dug himself into this hole after all. He's never volunteering himself for the cause again.]
Be prepared t'have the best barbeque you've ever had, boss. ♥