jigokucho | video; un: maboroshi

[ Tenkohime doesn't really have a western style office, but rather begins her video in an opulent audience chamber, deep in Mizukume. Her phone is being held by one of her hand-maidens, one of the others preparing her pipe. It is eventually placed at her lips and lit with a single match... a few puffs later, and the woman finally speaks, her tails swishing lazily behind her. ]

Good day to all of you... [ Her voice drips with a dreamy softness, though lower in pitch. There is no mistaking her status from her words; she is the leader here.

She lets out a trial of smoke. ]

Like that oafish brute Toraguma, I'm making a few announcements with regards to the Night Parade, specifically what my clan is offering...

[ Another puff, another exhale. Her ears twitch. ]

Aside from some of the best festival food you will ever try, one our bathhouses along the parade route has offered itself up as a den for a gathering of wonderful... union~

[ What does that mean? ]

I know so many of you are worked up and could use a little relief... why not indulge? There are few kinks that a good orgy can't work out. [ She chuckles, brightly, tapping at the end of her pipe. ]

Of course, participating is voluntary... but if my workers desire, they can fill out a card for each satisfied participant they engage with, and I'll happily grant them a luxurious bonus for their efforts.

[ She looks pointedly at the camera, eyes narrowing. ] This, Toraguma, is how we show our pride... A follower of Tamamo will never show shame in being a bitch.

[ Her expression shifts back to something more pleasant. ]

And remember, darlings, have fun and be safe!

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[Natori's got his full ✨ romance hero ✨ shtick on for this one.]

Thanks for speaking up for us, ojousama. Knowing that you're looking out for us even over the phone, and that you'd take the time to cheer us on... We'll do our best!

[ This looks practiced, but certainly, weren't they all doing that? ]

Of course, my little kit. I expect great things~...

[Wow, can't believe Tenko-hime (and the peanut gallery) accurately identified Natori as a fake ass bitch. But being a bitch is kind of the theme of this post, so.]

'Little kit,' how cute. [as if she's not saying it to???? everyone??] We'll wear it with pride, promise.