[It's true, Dazai is sadly lacking in the beef department. All his energy goes to his brain, not his body. Don't hate him for being smart and beautiful!!
IT IS TRUE, DAZAI IS THE BIGGEST 大灾!! What if Odasaku knew Chinese and was punning?! (Then again, what if he was simply right on every single level possible?) Meanwhile Dazai's actual name is even more fitting if you go with the Chinese meaning of the characters, holy shit... Who needs "ruling" when you can be "slaughtering livestock" or "cheating customers" instead?]
Now, now... Had I known that the lady was this lovely, I could never have doubted the quality of her wares. After all, a discerning eye in one field tends to mean a discerning eye in another.
Milady, I am in the mood to throw some friends a cucumber party. [What the jigoku is a cucumber party....] Perhaps we could get a sample?
[... Is he seriously trying to just not pay?! What a terrible excuse for a human being. But then, life is no fun if you don't push things a bit, surely? Success is too easy.]
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IT IS TRUE, DAZAI IS THE BIGGEST 大灾!! What if Odasaku knew Chinese and was punning?! (Then again, what if he was simply right on every single level possible?)
Meanwhile Dazai's actual name is even more fitting if you go with the Chinese meaning of the characters, holy shit... Who needs "ruling" when you can be "slaughtering livestock" or "cheating customers" instead?]Now, now... Had I known that the lady was this lovely, I could never have doubted the quality of her wares. After all, a discerning eye in one field tends to mean a discerning eye in another.
Milady, I am in the mood to throw some friends a cucumber party. [What the jigoku is a cucumber party....] Perhaps we could get a sample?
[... Is he seriously trying to just not pay?! What a terrible excuse for a human being. But then, life is no fun if you don't push things a bit, surely? Success is too easy.]