[How dare you suggest Dazai is tipsy, good Sir!? He hasn't drunk a drop, as it happens (which is a shame), and even if he had, he's pretty damn hard to get drunk (which is... also a shame in some ways, less so in others).]
No need to worry about it, no need to worry about it~!
[... Welp, him volunteering such a thing is definitely a sign that it is something worth worrying about. But Dazai can't be bothered explaining conditioning in great detail. Besides, he doesn't especially like dogs, so the less he needs to mention those, the better.]
It's common politeness to offer your own first, you know. [But Dazai says it with a knowing smile. Maybe he's wrong about the question being deliberate, but even on the off chance it isn't, it's hard to alienate people with a smile. Either way, he doesn't wait, happy enough to offer his own name first.] I'm Dazai Osamu. And you are..?
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No need to worry about it, no need to worry about it~!
[... Welp, him volunteering such a thing is definitely a sign that it is something worth worrying about. But Dazai can't be bothered explaining conditioning in great detail. Besides, he doesn't especially like dogs, so the less he needs to mention those, the better.]
It's common politeness to offer your own first, you know. [But Dazai says it with a knowing smile. Maybe he's wrong about the question being deliberate, but even on the off chance it isn't, it's hard to alienate people with a smile. Either way, he doesn't wait, happy enough to offer his own name first.] I'm Dazai Osamu. And you are..?