[If only everybody was as law-abiding as them! Truly, it's a miracle that world peace has not yet been accomplished.
Whatever that means in hell, but, yanno...]
It's a hell of a nice view there. No pun intended.
[Yeaaah, Dazai is already bored with using someone else's "voice" for this sock account. His patience is limited, shhh.]
Cucumbers are a good, healthy lunch to be enjoying in a place like that.
[And also a kappa favorite, supposedly. More important to Dazai's point here, however, is that someone walking around with a cucumber should be easy enough for him to spot, making it easy to meet up without sharing personal details.
Look, they're doing nothing wrong whatsoever! But Dazai is still not going to be the one walking around with a figurative red carnation, or whatever (not so) subtle symbol of recognition might be fashionable in hell. He'll let his new friend take that risk, especially if Dazai is going to be the one risking the actual snooping.
The fact that he's basically forcing the other to buy lunch for the kappas ahead of time so that he doesn't have to contribute anything himself is just a silver lining.]
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Whatever that means in hell, but, yanno...]
It's a hell of a nice view there. No pun intended.
[Yeaaah, Dazai is already bored with using someone else's "voice" for this sock account. His patience is limited, shhh.]
Cucumbers are a good, healthy lunch to be enjoying in a place like that.
[And also a kappa favorite, supposedly. More important to Dazai's point here, however, is that someone walking around with a cucumber should be easy enough for him to spot, making it easy to meet up without sharing personal details.
Look, they're doing nothing wrong whatsoever! But Dazai is still not going to be the one walking around with a figurative red carnation, or whatever (not so) subtle symbol of recognition might be fashionable in hell. He'll let his new friend take that risk, especially if Dazai is going to be the one risking the actual snooping.
The fact that he's basically forcing the other to buy lunch for the kappas ahead of time so that he doesn't have to contribute anything himself is just a silver lining.]